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incorrect-illthdar · 4 years
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Nyima: When have I ever been irresponsible?
Vyxen: *points at Tundra*
Zercey: That's your boyfriend.
Nyima: ...
Nyima: ...
Nyima: ...point taken.
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incorrect-illthdar · 4 years
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Kinsa: Abaddon, you're like an angel without wings.
Abaddon: Someone cut them off.
Kinsa: ...Say what now?
Abaddon: My wings...they were cut off.
Date: Otherwise, that's a delightful compliment, brother.
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incorrect-illthdar · 4 years
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Seth: Okay, Tundra, I bet that you can't -
Nyima: He's not allowed to take bets anymore.
Seth: How come?
Tundra: I have no regard for my personal safety.
Nyima: So, I'm in charge of it.
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incorrect-illthdar · 4 years
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Seth: It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
Tundra: Once Lerki forgot me on a mission.
Lerki: that was intentional
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incorrect-illthdar · 4 years
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"If you don't terrify people a little bit what's the point?"
Scyanatha
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incorrect-illthdar · 4 years
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"If I don't respond to your insult it means what I wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live."
Date Toshiiro
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incorrect-illthdar · 4 years
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Uwe: Hairy legs are gross, and it should be forcibly removed.
Date: Okay, Tundra hold him down. Seth, go find a razor.
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incorrect-illthdar · 4 years
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Zercey: We should stop worrying about Vyxen and let her lead her own life.
Abaddon: …
Nyima: …
Scyanatha: Do you want to follow her or should I?
Zercey: Let’s all do it.
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incorrect-illthdar · 4 years
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Nyima: When have I ever been irresponsible?
Vyxen: *points at Tundra*
Zercey: That's your boyfriend.
Nyima: ...
Nyima: ...
Nyima: ...point taken.
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incorrect-illthdar · 4 years
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Zercey: You shouldn’t insult people that are bigger than you!
Vyxen: Then I wouldn’t get to insult anybody.
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incorrect-illthdar · 4 years
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Zercey: She is completely literal. Metaphors are gonna go over her head.
Nyima: Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.
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incorrect-illthdar · 4 years
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Zercey: You shouldn’t insult people that are bigger than you!
Vyxen: Then I wouldn’t get to insult anybody.
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incorrect-illthdar · 4 years
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On one hand, I want cake for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. I know that fucker’s weaknesses. I could totally take her in a fight.
Vyxen
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incorrect-illthdar · 4 years
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"Women aren't complicated, you're just dumb."
Abaddon to Tundra
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incorrect-illthdar · 4 years
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[In court]
Judge: [to Tundra] Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
Tundra: No.
Judge: …
Judge: …
Judge: …now what?
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incorrect-illthdar · 4 years
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Scyanatha: *matchmaking Tundra and Nyima* Just nudge them together. Subtly.
Date: Right subtly
Date: So I shouldn't tie them together and throw them in a cupboard?
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incorrect-illthdar · 4 years
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Lerki: You know you can solve your problems without violence?
Tundra: But I'm really good at it
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