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Lily: I'm like, dropping subtle hints that I know Nini still has the devil in him. Lily, to Nini: I know you still have the devil in you.
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Lucius: What are you looking for?
Pete: fresh fruits
Lucius: well I suppose you've found at least one
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Ira: Luis, lend me a hand!
Luis: Which one?
Luis: Do you want just the hand or the forearm too?
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Xingtian: A beautiful appearance would be nice
Xingtian: A nose perhaps
Xingtian: Maybe even a face
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Optimus: The war is over! Time for peace!
Optimus, one hour later: *has to fight for his life*
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Eirikr: I'll go this one last time to discover new countries
*goes to the boat by horse but fall and hurt his foot*
Eirikr: clearly, the travel is starting badly
Eirikr: it means I will never see any new countries ever again *takes his stuff and goes back home*
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Sam: SHUT THE FRIDGE
*gunshots*
Max, robot voice: The enemy has been eliminated
Max: It's alright Sam, I shot the fridge.
Sam: I said "shut" but thanks little husband.
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Mulder: we worked together
Lamana: what are you talking “worked together”? we had sex
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Mobius: Would you fuck your clone?
Loki: What?
Mobius: Would you... herm, fuck... your clone?
Loki: Why in Åsgård are you asking me that?
Mobius: Because it looks to me like you're interested in fucking your variant.
Loki:
Mobius:
Loki: It's not my variant that I'm trying to fuck.
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Mobius: Would you fuck your clone?
Loki: What?
Mobius: Would you... herm, fuck... your clone?
Loki: Why in Åsgård are you asking me that?
Mobius: Because it looks to me like you're interested in fucking your variant.
Loki:
Mobius:
Loki: It's not my variant that I'm trying to fuck.
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Devil: We could've been killed by those rockets
Neil: But we DIDN'T
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Neil: Ok, so I get shot and you act like you're being destroyed
Devil: Ok!
[A few moments later]
Devil: Oh no! I'm DYING! ARRRRGH!
Devil: *makes guttural noises*
Neil, staring at the camera: I never seen such a bad actor
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Jiang Ziya: Sometimes I can still hear his voice
Shen Gongbao's ghost: gay gay homosexual gay
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No one:...
Absolutely no one:...
Lynn, drops a dish: TABARNAK!
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Neil: *turns into Nina*
The entire flat:
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Abu: *sees Damao and Xiao Zao*
Abu:
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Lynn, enters the room: Do you know where's my top?
Nick: No, but I know where mine is since I'm looking at it
Lynn: You're looking at me...
Nick, inhale: Yeah, I know
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