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BURN BABY BURN
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Aina: So Galo did the math and it turns out
Varys: Galo???
Aina: Don’t worry he had a calculator
Varys: Oh okay
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You Know This Would Happen
Meis: Boss, this is a crime scene
Lio, holding a crying baby kitten: Oh, what, is this a murder weapon? GET OFF MY DICK
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*playing uno*
Lio: *Groans* I'm not playing anymore
Gueira: *playing the fourth skip in a row* Is that a declaration or an observation?
Lio: YES.
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Gueira: What's wrong boss?
Lio: I just asked Galo to stop calling me his "teddy bear"
Gueira: What'd he say?
Lio: That that's fine with him.
Meis: So what's the problem?
Lio: Now he's calling me "cuddle cub"
Meis: *snorts*
Gueira: Have you asked him to consider "sweet cheeks"?
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Galo: Uhh, Lucia? I know your experiments are important but... You froze the toilet.
Lucia: Such is fate.
Galo: *sighs* Am I fated to pee outside in the grass too?
Lucia: Yes.
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Lio: Okay, Galo. Are you ready to climb in this mech, risk your life with me and save the world?
Galo: I don't know!
Lio: Don't say that! Say "we're gonna do this together and it's gonna be great!"
Galo: We're gonna do this together and it's gonna be great!
Lio: LIAR!
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A relationship must be 50/50. You offer a spark and I burn this place down to the ground
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Lio: Perhaps you're right about a flaming sword being a useless and extremely hazardous weapon to wield but the fact remains that i am looking sexy wielding this kickass flaming sword and you are not!
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Aina: Do you take constructive criticism?
Galo: Not without crying.
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Lio: I'm going to your house.
Kray: You don't know the code.
Lio: Yeah I do.
Kray: What is it?
Lio: *goes dragon mode*
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Gueira: Hey Meis would you still love me if I was a worm?
Meis: I would... put you in my hand and play with you... and feed you to my fish.
Gueira: What if I was a 30 foot tall skeleton... covered in fire?
Meis: Mm... I would cook... cook... potato on you.
Gueira: Hm. okay. Good to know.
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Galo: How did Kray beat us here? We took the carpool lane.
Lio: Maybe he did, too.
Galo: But he's just one person.
Lio: Maybe he did anyway.
Galo: But that's a $491 ticket.
Lio: This is why we have to stop him. He's out of control!
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Gueira: No, no, no, no, not too much, or they'll come to take you away.
Meis: Who will?
Gueira: The food police. For a salt and buttery.
Lio: Oh my god.
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Aina: Good morning.
Varys: Good morning.
Lucia: Good morning.
Remi: Good morning.
Ignis: You all sound like robots, why don't you spice it up a bit?
Galo, kicking the door open: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS.
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Galo: I know every phone number.
Remi: No you don't.
Galo: I do. I just don't know who they belong to.
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Aina: shoutout to my mom making the most perfect kid ever
Biar: congratulations to your sibling
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Heris: I think you're my best friend.
Biar: You think?
Heris: Well, I can't know for sure, because I'm realizing now I've never had one.
Biar: If we're being honest, I don't think I've ever had one, either.
Heris: This would be a really sweet moment if what we just admitted wasn't so sad.
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