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*on the phone*

Atsumu: OMI WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME I HAD TO BE ON THE OTHER SIDE IF THE ROAD TO GET THE BUS TO COME HOME?!

Sakusa: HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW?! IT’S COMMON SENCE!

Atsumu: WELL APPARENTLY IT ISN’T

#sakuatsu incorrect quotes #sakuatsu #skts #sakusa kiyoomi #miya atsumu

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Kiyoomi, drunk: Miya has such beautiful eyes. I love him. Atsumu: ... Kiyoomi: Don't tell him I said that, ok? Atsumu, smiling fondly: Ok, Omi-kun, I won't.

#sakutatsu incorrect quotes #sakuatsu #skts #miya atsumu #sakusa kiyoomi

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Atsumu: I accidentally drank Omi's coffee... how long do you think I have left to live? Hinata: Ten Atsumu: ??? Bokuto, from behind him: Nine.

#sakuatsu incorrect quotes #sakuastu #skts #miya atsumu #sakusa kiyoomi #bokuto kotaro #hinata shoyo #msby four #msby

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Atsumu: For breakfast I had a cup of warm milk with honey and something that looked like oaks? I’m not sure.

Atsumu: But it was edible!

Sakusa: You are in no position to state what is or isn’t edible! I’ve seen you drink mouldy juice!

Atsumu: Mold is edible!

Sakusa: NO THE FUCK ITS NOT???

#based on a real life convo #sadly 🥲 #sakuatsu incorrect quotes #sakuatsu #skts #miya atsumu #sakusa kiyoomi

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Atsumu: How did your exam go?

Sakusa:

Sakusa: At least I won’t die a virgin cause the teacher absolutely FUCKED us all!

#me when it101 exam #sakuatsu incorrect quotes #sakuatsu #skts #sakusa kiyoomi #miya atsumu

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Atsumu: …at least mold is edible

Sakusa: NO THE FUCK ITS NOT???

#sakuatsu incorrect quotes #sakuatsu #skts #miya atsumu #sakusa kiyoomi

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*after his alarm rings*

Atsumu: *Sits up*

Atsumu: *puts phone to ear*

Atsumu: ‘elo?

#He’s still half asleep oh well- #sakuatsu incorrect quotes #sakuatsu #skts #miya atsumu #sakusa kiyoomi

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Sakusa, after Atsumu woke him up so he joins him in Onigiri Miya’s event: I hope your day sucks! Hope you have the worst day ever!

Sakusa, turning to Osamu and Suna, who Atsumu was talking with: Goodmorning.

#He apologized afterwards dw #sakuatsu #skts #miya atsumu #sakusa kiyoomi

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Atsumu: I drew ya

Kiyoomi: You- you drew me?

Atsumu: *shows drawing of a small weasel* that’s ya, yer so cute

#sakuatsu incorrect quotes #sakuatsu #skts #sakusa kiyoomi #miya atsumu

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Atsumu: By the way, I figured out why you dislike Suna so much

Sakusa: Oh really? Do tell.

Atsumu: That's all! Goodnight!

Sakusa: What-

Sakusa: ATSUMU COME BACK HERE!

#sakuatsu incorrect quotes #sakuatsu #skts #miya atsumu #sakusa kiyoomi

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Bokuto: Why is Sakusa sulking? More than usual?

Atsumu: He had to give his tablet up for service

Hinata: Doesn't sound too bad!

Atsumu, to Sakusa: Tell them.

Sakusa:

Sakusa: My fanfics were in there...

#happy new year 🥳 #sakuatsu incorrect quotes #sakuatsu #skts #miya atsumu #sakusa kiyoomi #hinata shoyo #bokuto kotaro #msby black jackals #msby #msby 4

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Atsumu: so, what do you want me to make for tomorrow night?

Sakusa: How about… rooster with rice?

Atsumu: Roo- where will I even find a rooster?!

Sakusa: *looks at Kuroo, who just walked in*

Sakusa: There is one.

#Last post of the year whooooo! #sakuatsu incorrect quotes #sakuatsu #skts #miya atsumu #sakusa kiyoomi #kuroo tetsurou

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Sakusa: I need a Roy Kent in my life

Atsumu:

Atsumu: *raises eyebrow*

Sakusa:

Sakusa: Oh shit, I am a Roy Kent

#happy holidays y’all #sakuatsu incorrect quotes #sakuatsu #skts #miya atsumu #sakusa kiyoomi

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Atsumu, who slept too early and woke up at 4am:

Sakusa, just now going to bed:

#pushing my insomniac Sakusa headcannon #sakuatsu incorrect quotes #sakuatsu #skts #miya atsumu #sakusa kiyoomi

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WDYM I’ve been writing about them for a year??

Thanks everyone for joining me 🫶

#1 year tumblrversary #tumblr milestone #sakuatsu incorrect quotes #sakuatsu

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Osamu: Why is Tsumu still hugging ya?

Kiyoomi: I reblogged a self-deprecating meme on tumblr and now he’s trying to show me how loved I am

Osamu: *quietly joins to hug him*

#sakuatsu incorrect quotes #sakuatsu #skts #sakusa kiyoomi #miya atsumu #miya twins #miya osamu

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Atsumu: a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

Sakusa: delete your twitter account rn

#sakutatsu incorrect quotes #sakuastu #skts #sakusa kiyoomi #miya atsumu