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Scout: I asked Engineer to make me a hot chocolate and he's literally sawing something in the kitchen rn

Sniper: Cutting down the cacao tree

Soldier: Making the mug by hand

Medic: Installing a new stove to make it on

#scout #sniper #soldier #engineer #medic #team fortress 2

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Spy: Look, I'm not going to-

Scout: Do it!

Spy (singing): I'm Spy and I was wrong. I'm singing the Spy wrong song. I shouldn't have taken that chance. So here's my remorseful dance.

Scout: Do the kick! Jazzier!!!

#spy #scout #source: gravity falls

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Spy: Might fuck around and kin a motherfucker.

Engineer: Characters or real people?

Spy: You. Come here.

Spy 🔪 Engineer

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Ten Thousand Pyros: Come outside.

Spy: I don't want to.

Ten Thousand Pyros: Coward.

Ten Thousand Pyros: We are going to hurt you.

#team fortress 2 #spy #pyro

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Spy: There are only two sexes. The one I had with your mother, and the one I have with your father.

#submission #team fortress 2 #spy

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Spy: Okay, let me get this straight-

Scout: More like let me run this “bi” you!

Engineer: Let’s “ace-sess” the situation.

Heavy: I’m gay.

#this one caused controversey

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Scout: 7 million people in the earth, 0 messages in my inbox.

Engineer: ...7 million?

Sniper: In the Earth?

Soldier: FREE THEM.

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Medic: Whats it like dating Sniper?

Scout: The other day we got into a fight. Later I asked him for a cup of water and he handed me a glass filled with ice cubes and said “wait”.

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Scout: Hey Medic, can we all go to a haunted house this year?

Medic: Whats wrong with the one you live in?

Scout: WHAT.

Medic: Goodnight, Scout!

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Sniper: Can you preheat the apartment? I'm on my way home.

Scout: What are you, banana bread?

Sniper: Be very careful with what you say next.

#team fortress 2 #scout #sniper

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Spy: I poisoned one of our glasses.

Spy: But I forget which one.

Sniper: The way this dinner is going, I hope it's mine.

#team fortress 2 #spy #sniper

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Engineer: Hey Medic? Remember when we had that little talk about not experimenting on my food?

Medic: Like it was yesterday.

Engineer: It was this morning.

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Medic: Yesterday Scout got mad at me because I saw him eating kit-kats and said ‘oh, so you’re a little kit-kat boy, are you?’ and then i had a dream about him killing me.

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Medic: Are those birds honking outside?

Engineer: Crows! A large number of them over our house!

Medic: They’re here to take me.

Engineer: No!!!!

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Pyro: Dead leafs? That’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend.

Spy: leaves*

Pyro: Where are you going

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Pyro: What mouse walks on two legs?

Engineer: Mickey.

Pyro: Okay, what duck walks on two legs?

Engineer: Donald.

Pyro: No, all of them.

Engineer: This is the last time you make a fool of me in my own house.

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Medic: What happened to your fingers? They’re covered in bandaids.

Soldier: You know those chefs on tv who cut up their vegetables really really fast?

Soldier: I can’t do that.