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Zephyr: The first time I ever got upset in front of Chronos, he put his arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask him if he was hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.
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Osiris: I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant. Chronos: Well, on a good day, I’m both.
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Kairos: Good morning!  Chronos, checking his watch: Correct.
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Cider: Punch me in the face. Hex: ...Punch you? Cider: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me? Hex: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking, but it’s usually just subtext.
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Cider, Chronos and Zephyr: (screaming) Hex, running into the room: Chronos, what's wrong?! Cider: Wait, hey, why are you asking Chronos that when Zeph and I are also here? Hex: Because Chronos wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
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Zephyr: Seth, I need some advice. Seth: You need advice from ME? Zephyr: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?
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Hex: I have a new hoodie. Seris: Wrong. Seris:We have a new hoodie.
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Seth: I'm very scary. Zephyr: You're about as scary as a wet kitten. Seth: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me. Zephyr: And small. Seth: Seth: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.
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Cider: I have a plan. Apep: Good! As long as we aren’t breaking the law again, I’m open to hearing it. Cider: … Apep: … Cider: I no longer have a plan.
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Seris: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween? Cider: Chronos is the scariest thing I could think of! Chronos: Cider told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.
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Zephyr: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Chronos... Cider: As you should be. Zephyr: No, for real, he's kind of- Cider: As. You. Should. Be.
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*Trying to cheer Cider after a break up* Seris: You broke up with them for a reason. Cider: I know, I know. I’m just so tired of missing them. Tired of wondering why they haven’t called. Why haven’t they called? Hex: Maybe because you told them not to. Cider: What are you, the Memory Person?
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Osiris: I’m having salad for dinner! Hex: ... Osiris: Well, fruit salad. Osiris: Actually, it’s mostly grapes. Hex: .... Osiris: Okay, it’s all grapes. Osiris: Fermented grapes. Hex: ..... Osiris: Hex: ...... Osiris: It’s wine. Osiris: I’m having wine for dinner.
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Hex: Cider, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life? Cider: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.
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Khonsu: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost! Chronos: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.
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Cider: *heading out to see someone* Chronos: Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do! Cider: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.
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