Zephyr: The first time I ever got upset in front of Chronos, he put his arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask him if he was hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.
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Osiris: I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant.
Chronos: Well, on a good day, I’m both.
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Kairos: Good morning!
Chronos, checking his watch: Correct.
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Cider: Punch me in the face.
Hex: ...Punch you?
Cider: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me?
Hex: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking, but it’s usually just subtext.
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Cider, Chronos and Zephyr: (screaming)
Hex, running into the room: Chronos, what's wrong?!
Cider: Wait, hey, why are you asking Chronos that when Zeph and I are also here?
Hex: Because Chronos wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
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Zephyr: Seth, I need some advice.
Seth: You need advice from ME?
Zephyr: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?
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Hex: I have a new hoodie.
Seris: Wrong.
Seris:We have a new hoodie.
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Seth: I'm very scary.
Zephyr: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.
Seth: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.
Zephyr: And small.
Seth:
Seth: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.
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Cider: I have a plan.
Apep: Good! As long as we aren’t breaking the law again, I’m open to hearing it.
Cider: …
Apep: …
Cider: I no longer have a plan.
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Seris: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?
Cider: Chronos is the scariest thing I could think of!
Chronos: Cider told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.
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Zephyr: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Chronos...
Cider: As you should be.
Zephyr: No, for real, he's kind of-
Cider: As. You. Should. Be.
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*Trying to cheer Cider after a break up*
Seris: You broke up with them for a reason.
Cider: I know, I know. I’m just so tired of missing them. Tired of wondering why they haven’t called. Why haven’t they called?
Hex: Maybe because you told them not to.
Cider: What are you, the Memory Person?
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Osiris: I’m having salad for dinner!
Hex: ...
Osiris: Well, fruit salad.
Osiris: Actually, it’s mostly grapes.
Hex: ....
Osiris: Okay, it’s all grapes.
Osiris: Fermented grapes.
Hex: .....
Osiris:
Hex: ......
Osiris: It’s wine.
Osiris: I’m having wine for dinner.
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Hex: Cider, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life?
Cider: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.
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Khonsu: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!
Chronos: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.
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Cider: *heading out to see someone*
Chronos: Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!
Cider: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.
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