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#incorrect undertronic quotes
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Seth: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I’m falling asleep already. “Cowards” on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.
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College has been whooping my ass so apologies for the @incorrect-undertronic-quotes being kinda dead lately! However i am refilling the queue later today and also i have a project in the worms! So this should be an interesting time for all of us especially because i have to graduate soon!!!
But on that note - any and all info you guys have about undertronic at ANY stage, ill take it
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hello lads we're reviving
i will be doing so much work to both this blog and @incorrect-undertronic-quotes in the next few days (basically just aesthetic stuff)
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thecasinowolf · 5 years
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Cider: I’m pansexual
Seth: Don’t you dare fuck my pans
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Hex: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand. Cider: I photosynthesize with this.
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Osiris: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Zephyr: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel. Apep: A realist sees a freight train. Chronos: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
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Zephyr: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!
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Zephyr: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Chronos: How am I supposed to know?
Cider: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Chronos: *sighs*
Chronos: You wouldn't be trapped.
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Cider: I'm incredibly fast at math. Chronos: Alright, what's 30x17? Cider: 47 Chronos: That's not even close. Cider: But it was fast.
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Chronos: Do I sound smart, or am I smart? Apep: You sound unbearable, to be perfectly honest.
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Chronos: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people? Seris: Plane tickets? Hex: Concert tickets? Cider: Prostitution? Chronos, holding his broken frames: Glasses.
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Seris: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween? Cider: Chronos is the scariest thing I could think of! Chronos: Cider told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.
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Seth: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you
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Seris: We need to distract these guys. Seth: Leave it to me. Seth: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Hex, Chronos, and Cider: *Immediately begin arguing* Zephyr, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
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Zephyr: The first time I ever got upset in front of Chronos, he put his arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask him if he was hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.
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Hex: Cider, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life? Cider: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.
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