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Jorginho: Hey, what do you guys want for dinner-? 

Jorginho, spotting Gabby face down on the floor: What’s going on over there?

Eddie: He’s not dead, he’s having an existential crisis - I was thinking maybe Italian?

Gabby, voice muffled: Sounds good to me.

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[When Gabby has just left City]

Gabi: Did you get kicked out of City because of me?

Gabby: Nah, Pep’s a vampire and he wanted me to join his legion of the undead.

Gabi, quietly: I knew it.

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Gabriel: You know archaic Latin?

Gabby: I got bored with classical Latin.

Gabriel: You know normal Latin?

Gabby: Yeah someone from my knitting club taught me.

Gabriel: YOU HAVE A KNITTING CLUB?

Gabby: You don't know everything about me, Gabi. Now do you want a sweater or a scarf?

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Mikel: Kai, if you miss again, I will eat your shower curtains.

Kai: I have a glass door...

Mikel: You think that will stop me??

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Albert: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Carlos: Weak. I sleep with a gun under mine.

Mikel: You're both losing this game.

Albert: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Mikel: Granit.

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Mikel: Hating me for the way I look?!

Mikel: As if perfect bone structure and thick dark hair is something I can help!

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Gabriel: How can you still be single?

Willo: Because I don't want a lover, how can YOU still be single?

Gabriel: Because you don't want a lover!

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Goonerinas: The best thing a man can do is have big brown eyes. The second best thing a man can do is be bisexual.

Willo: [smiles]

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Ben: I bet I could take you.

Willo: In a fight, right?

Ben: [smirks]

Willo: In a fight, RIGHT?!

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Martin: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.

Martin: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.

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[At Leandro’s funeral]

Mikel: [places his hand on the headstone and sobs]

Mikel: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.

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Jorginho: Today I realized I'm old.

Mo: What happened?

Jorginho: I fell in the hall and instead of laughing, Kiwi came running to see if I was okay.

Mo:

Jorginho: I saw fear in his eyes…

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Emile: Okay, so get this.

Emile: You make ten meals, you're not a cook.

Emile: You make twenty paintings, you're not an artist.

Emile: But you kill ONE PERSON—

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Gabi: Having two partners is both amazing and complicated. But all our problems are solved with communication.

Bukayo: It’s my turn to cuddle Gabi.

Fabio: FIVE MORE MINUTES DAMMIT!

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Rob: Do you think that Aaron wants you to propose?

Ben: I think I've been receiving some hints lately. He's kind of let slip his ring size and–

Rob: That's not a hint, that's called a kick in the ass.

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Murderer: I’m gonna kill you!

Leandro, bored: Seriously? I’ve died so many times that my tombstone says BRB instead of RIP.

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Bernd: Be a better person.

Marc: Why?

Bernd: Because someone needs to have morals in this relationship, and it sure as hell won't be me, sweetheart.

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