Manu: What would happen if I fall?
Thomas: Then I’ll be there to catch you!
Kai, looking at Julian: What if I fall?
Julian: Then I’ll be falling with you, never leaving your side.
Marc:
Marc, to Bernd: And if I fall?
Bernd: I’ll be the one who pushed you.
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yes yes and yES @scarlettpanda7898 LET'SGO (I finally managed to lift my lazy ass and do it)
Marc-André ter Stegen - Smash (He looks pretty good and those 187cm are attractive ngl)
Bernd Leno - Pass (Just look at this cutie, this man is for giving him kisses on the forehead and caressing his face not for sinful stuff)
Kevin Trapp - SMASH YAS (Look at this beautiful man. Serious question, are all Goalkeepers this absurdly good-looking everywhere or is this just a German thing?)
Matthias Ginter - Pass (I really really like his menacing stare tho, let's go hate the world together, love)
Thilo Kehrer - Pass (I liked him more with his Schalke hairstyle :c Nevermind, he's still good-looking)
David Raum - SMASH (I know right now Leipzig are our enemies and all of that but I'm a hoe for those tattoos YES GIMME)
Christian Günter - Pass ( OF COURSE he's very good-looking, but for me he doesn't have anything particular that catches my eye)
Joshua Kimmich - Complicated xd (I LOVE JO MORE THAN ANYTHING OK? But he's our little menace, he's not much taller than me and I want to kiss his forehead. I love my small captain <3 Also, I cannot ignore his mustache phase, that was so cursed)
Leon Goretzka - SMASH KISS MARRY LICK EAT WITH WHIPPED CREAM (No explanation needed, this man is the embodiment of perfection bye)
Florian Wirtz - Pass (I still consider him a baby idk He's a future star and maybe in a couple of years will Smash lol)
Mario Götze - Pass (He used to be one of my crushes but he hasn't aged as good as I would've liked him to SORRY HE IS STILL ADORABLE AND A CUTIE Is just that he doesn't awaken things in me anymore)
Serge Gnabry - SMASH MARRY YES (Let's go to the fashion week together babe <3 )
Timo Werner - SMASH (He is so Iconic I love him. Also, his fluffy hair makes me want to sleep there (? )
Niclas Füllkrug - SMASH (I want to hug him, he looks extremely adorable I don't give a single shit about his teeth, definitely would smash and take him out of Werder Bremen)
(If a player was skipped was bc they've had less than 5 international appearances or I already rated them in my BVB smash or pass post)
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Source Instagram Story Julian Brandt: 09.10.2023
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Marc, sobbing: You made me CRY!!!
Bernd: Baby.
Marc: Now is not the time for pet names, Bernd!!!
Bernd: No, I'm calling you a baby.
Bernd: I'm insulting you.
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Ter Stegen: You're a lying piece of shit!
Bernd: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Marco: I'm leaving and I'm taking Mario with me!
Fips, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.
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