I didn't watch the bvb vs Frankfurt game but why aren't there any gifs of Marco and Mario giving heart eyes to each other????
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Ter Stegen: You're a lying piece of shit!
Bernd: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Marco: I'm leaving and I'm taking Mario with me!
Fips, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.
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yes yes and yES @scarlettpanda7898 LET'SGO (I finally managed to lift my lazy ass and do it)
Marc-André ter Stegen - Smash (He looks pretty good and those 187cm are attractive ngl)
Bernd Leno - Pass (Just look at this cutie, this man is for giving him kisses on the forehead and caressing his face not for sinful stuff)
Kevin Trapp - SMASH YAS (Look at this beautiful man. Serious question, are all Goalkeepers this absurdly good-looking everywhere or is this just a German thing?)
Matthias Ginter - Pass (I really really like his menacing stare tho, let's go hate the world together, love)
Thilo Kehrer - Pass (I liked him more with his Schalke hairstyle :c Nevermind, he's still good-looking)
David Raum - SMASH (I know right now Leipzig are our enemies and all of that but I'm a hoe for those tattoos YES GIMME)
Christian Günter - Pass ( OF COURSE he's very good-looking, but for me he doesn't have anything particular that catches my eye)
Joshua Kimmich - Complicated xd (I LOVE JO MORE THAN ANYTHING OK? But he's our little menace, he's not much taller than me and I want to kiss his forehead. I love my small captain <3 Also, I cannot ignore his mustache phase, that was so cursed)
Leon Goretzka - SMASH KISS MARRY LICK EAT WITH WHIPPED CREAM (No explanation needed, this man is the embodiment of perfection bye)
Florian Wirtz - Pass (I still consider him a baby idk He's a future star and maybe in a couple of years will Smash lol)
Mario Götze - Pass (He used to be one of my crushes but he hasn't aged as good as I would've liked him to SORRY HE IS STILL ADORABLE AND A CUTIE Is just that he doesn't awaken things in me anymore)
Serge Gnabry - SMASH MARRY YES (Let's go to the fashion week together babe <3 )
Timo Werner - SMASH (He is so Iconic I love him. Also, his fluffy hair makes me want to sleep there (? )
Niclas Füllkrug - SMASH (I want to hug him, he looks extremely adorable I don't give a single shit about his teeth, definitely would smash and take him out of Werder Bremen)
(If a player was skipped was bc they've had less than 5 international appearances or I already rated them in my BVB smash or pass post)
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Manu- Bear
Thomas- Fox
Marco- Woodpecker
Mario- Piggy <33 he’s so cute
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For the post about footy ships....
What do you think about gotzeus and lewareus? (Marco reus is literally my favourite)
I thought about this for a bit and I've decided that both ships are midnight rain. From what I understand reus keeps getting left behind (😭😭😭😭😭) and the other guys keep leaving (lewy and mario) which is what midnight rain is all about, when you and someone else are in different places (both literally and in the relationship) and therefore the relationship is strained and almost always ends up dying as a result. reus staying at bvb while they leave for bayern.
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just saw marco reus and mario gotze interacting and was instantly transported back to footyblr 2014
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marco called him sunny 🥺☀️🌻
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