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#incorrect soccer quotes
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Luka: *speaking Croatian*
Ramos: I know, I know.
Cristiano: You speak Croatian?
Ramos: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Luka speaks.
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carolineshairtie · 18 days
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*Ingrid pulling up a picture of Mapi*
Ingrid: Look at this face. How can anyone spend all day with this face and not fall in love with it?
Alexia: Well, for one thing, at some point that face starts talking.
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russos-one · 6 months
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Not my gif
Look at how cute she is in this gif I actually can’t 🤩
Vivianne Miedema x !Fem!MccabeReader
[I love you so much]
Can’t find the request but I combined it with another one a got hope you don’t mind
Act like Jordan never left and Leah Viv and Beth never got their yk what injured
Act like the car teleported to the stadium idk
Finally finishing this at 3am when I’m supposed to be sleeping
Not proof read cause I’m lazy
Warnings- mention of injury, Viv being the softest gf ever, pure tooth rotting fluff, protective Viv, Protective Katie
Word count- 1.5k+
Summary- Reader gets Injured in a away match against Tottenham and Katie and Viv go into protective mode
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Today was the game against Tottenham, unfortunately it was an away game so we had to travel up to The Hive Stadium for the game.
As me and Viv are talking about the game that’s happening in a few hours while walking to the coach Katie yells
“Wait up!” To us as she runs up to me and Viv, she quickly catches up to me and Viv and I say
“Hello Katie” while turning to her
Viv does the same and says “Hi Katie” with a smile on her face god I love her smile. We continue walking to the coach and when we reach it Katie asks
“You guys seen Caitlin?”
“Yeah she’s just behind Stina and Cloe” Viv replies cheerily Katie quickly pushes through us and runs to her girlfriend while we walk up the steps to the coach
Viv turns to me and says “God she’s whipped” while turning back to Katie intently watching Caitlin with a wide smile on her face, I agree with her and we then walk to the back of the coach to sit together while holding hands.
I lean my head on her shoulder and she whispers “You tired baby?” I nod into her neck and she quietly chuckles and says “Go to sleep my Schatje” while running her hands through my hair
3 hours later
“Schatje wake up” Viv says while softly kissing my forehead
“Five more minutes” I mumble while shoving my head further into her neck
“Liefde we have to get off the coach and get ready for the game” I reluctantly get up from my chair. Viv happily grabs my hand and drags me off the coach, as soon as we leave the coach Katie turns around and says
“Keep it PG” while side eyeing me and Viv
“Katie we are literally just holding hands” I said while groaning
“Still, you don’t know what that can lead to” Katie then runs up to catch up with Caitlin
I groan into Viv’s neck and say “God I’m sick of her”
Viv chuckles and says “She’s only joking babe”
“I know but it doesn’t make it any less annoying”
We quickly rush into the stadium and get ready for the game.
30 minutes later
Before the game starts we have to warm up, luckily me and Viv are both starting so we get to warm together with the team.
The trainers inform us that we need to get in to pairs for the drills. The drills consisted of 1 touch passing and crossing balls to eachother along with penalty kicks.
15 minutes later
15 minutes later we are lining up getting ready to walk out for the game.
Viv is standing behind me massaging my shoulders and whispers in my ear “let’s win this baby”
Kim then yells to us “let’s win this ladies!” And then we walk out and line up, we shake hands with the opposing team, take our team photo and then run to our positions. As a midfielder me and Viv link up beautifully, I send her long balls and she skilfully gets through the back line and scores.
The ref blows the whistle which indicates that the game has started. Straight away Caitlin passes the ball to me and I run it foward with my teammates by my side, as I’m about to cross it into the penalty box I get harshly tackled by a Tottenham player which sends me to the ground immediately, as soon as I hit the ground my teammates are by my side, well all but two are. I look down at my ankle and it’s bleeding I look back up and I can see that Viv and Katie are screaming at the ref to give the Tottenham player a card and how it clearly wasn’t a fair tackle.
“You alright y/n?” Leah asks me worriedly
“No, I don’t think I can play anymore. I’m going to have to get subbed off”
As I’m saying this I can hear Katie and Viv in the background, I can’t hear it very well, but by what I did hear both Katie and Viv got a yellow card for foul language and almost getting into a fight with Tottenham.
Kim quickly pulls them away from the ref and the Tottenham players and they quickly run over to me.
Viv and Katie crouch down my side immediately and Viv asks “Are you okay, I’m sorry for not coming here straight away I was just angry”
I reply “Don’t worry about it, I am going to have to get subbed off though. My ankle is killing me”
Katie is still death staring the ref but that doesn’t mean she isn’t listening intently and Viv is just giving me a soft look while rubbing my hand. Katie quickly kisses my head and Viv kisses my hand while Stina singles to Jonas we need to sub me off. Viv and Katie help me off the pitch and then they get back into there positions and Victoria Pelova takes my place.
I get escorted to the medical room by the medics, luckily it has a tv so I can still watch the game while the doctors check up on me. After some check ups and tests the doctors inform me that nothing serious is wrong with my ankle and I should just rest it for 2 weeks with ice.
As I’m watching the tv with the game on it I see Viv score and absolute banger of a goal and as her celebration she blows a kiss towards the camera which brings a smile to my face.
25 minutes later
25 Minutes later it’s half time and Arsenal is up by 3.
Viv and Katie quickly come into the medical room and rush to my side, Viv on my left and Katie on my right instantly Vivs hands grab my own and Katie is rubbing my leg asking if I’m okay and what the doctors said.
“The doctors said I’m okay and it’s nothing to serious I just have to rest if for 2 weeks and ice it twice a day to reduce inflammation and I have to strap it”
“That’s good, we are glad that your okay” Katie replies while smiling at me while still rubbing my leg softly.
Viv then says “Did they say you can walk?”
“Yes”
“No”
“Wait what do you mean no? The doctors said I could and just not to put to much pressure on it”
“No, I’m carrying you everywhere”
Katie just looks at me and Viv and laughs while saying “yeah I agree with Viv, your not allowed to walk anymore. Don’t want to injure yourself even more”
“Wha- I- how is that fair? The doctors said I could and they are professionals. I don’t think you two are professionals are you?”
Before the two could retaliate Leah comes in to inform us that the game starts again in 10 minutes and they need to discuss tactics
Before I could say anything Viv kisses me on the head and mumbles a “Goodbye, love you see you in a bit” while Katie just messes up my hair and walks away with Viv and Leah
I lay back on the medical bed and sigh and pull out my phone to inform my parents about my injury and I’m totally not searching up Vivianne miedema edits on tiktok instead of texting my parents
13 minutes later and Viv scores another banger of a goal and not even 2 minutes later Steph chips the ball over the keepers head and scores which makes Arsenal up by 5 to 0
30 minutes later
The game has finished and arsenal have won 7 to 0 a hat trick by the one and only Vivianne Miedema a chip by Catley an absolute banger from McCabe scoring from just over halfway in the oppositions side along with Kim little scoring a penalty due to a handball and a wonderful stoppage time goal by Caitlin Foord.
Before I can even process it the whole team comes into the medical room dancing and singing and all I can do is just sit there laughing and enjoying my time with my Arsenal family, after a bit it dies down and Jordan quickly asks
“Y/n are you going to be okay?”
“Yeah I’m going to be oka-”
Before I can finish my sentence Viv quickly cuts in and says “No she isn’t she’s going to be bed ridden and is not leaving the house for a month”
“Excuse me what? I’m not leaving the house for a month? Your actually joking? You can’t be serious”
“Just taking precautions baby” Viv says while looking at me cheerily and all I can’t do is just groan and lean further into the medical bed
“Someone’s a bit grumpy”
“Shut up McCard”
“Rude”
While me and my sister are arguing I don’t realise it but she leaves and comes back with a wheelchair and I’m brought out of my argument with my sister when I realise what Viv has in her grasp, Katie pisses herself laughing and so do the rest of the girls.
“Okay darling let’s go”
“Viv please, are you joking? I dont Need a wheelchair. Your acting like my leg got amputated or something” all the girls still continue laughing
“It’s not funny, i don’t know why your all laughing right now”
Viv brings the wheelchair next to your bed with a wide smile “Viv please tell me your joking right now, I don’t need a wheelchair” the girls exit the room getting ready to leave to go home.
Viv picks me up from under my thighs and whispers in my ear “let’s go baby” and puts my in the wheelchair and pushes the door to the exit of the medical room open and we leave together heading for the exit of the stadium to the car.
Viv quickly unlocks the car, picks me up from the wheelchair and plops me into the passenger sit of the car and puts the wheelchair in the trunk and she then goes to her side if the car to start it.
“You ready to go baby?” Viv asks cheerily
“Yeah, let’s go”
Viv starts the car and immediately puts one hand on my thigh and for the rest of the ride that is where her hand stays.
After a while I fall asleep knowing it’s going to be a long ride and we will get there in an hour or two
2 hours later
“N/n, it’s time to wake up. We are home” Viv whispers in my ear while softly shaking me. I slowly open my eyes and let them adjust to the lighting of the car.
Viv unbuckles her seatbelt, turns off the car and opens her door and comes to my side of the car to open my door and undoes my seatbelt and picks me up from under my thighs, I quickly shove my head further into her neck and whisper
“I’m tired” sleepily. She quickly locks the car while whispering in my head “I know my darling” and walks is to the front door of our house and unlocks it. She pushes the door open with her foot walks in our home and closes the door behind her. She places me on the couch I groan and she says
“I’ll be back in 2 minutes baby I’m gonna run a bath for you” while running her fingers through my hair.
She quickly goes up stairs and starts a bath for me and quickly comes back to take me to the bath.
She places me on the bench next to the sink and gives me a kiss on my forehead and I smile contently.
She take off my shoes along with my socks and the rest of my clothes and makes sure the bath is warm before she places me inside.
She picks me up and places me in the bath and washes my body and my hair, after a while she takes me out and dries me off with a towel, dries my hair and dresses me. She then brings me to the bed and gives me a kiss on the cheek and says
“I’ll be back in 15 minutes love, I just have to have a shower” I groan and reply “hurry up, I want my cuddles” grumpily.
She chuckles and grabs her clothes from our shared closet and enters our bathroom to shower.
She emerges 17 minutes later with fresh clothes and freshly washed hair.
Viv walks over to our shared bed, lifts up the blankets and lays down next to me I instantly lean into her and whisper “you lied”
“About what love?” She asks in a concerned way
“You took longer then 15 minutes. Liar” Viv just chuckles and runs her hair through my hair once again and says
“How can I make it up to you my love”
“You have to give me a kiss and then I’ll maybe forgive you if the kiss is good enough” I reply smugly
She lifts up my head from my chin and slowly leans into bringing her lips to my own she kisses ne slow and sensually. Unfortunately after a while we have to part for air
“Was that good enough my love” I lean myself into her neck while she chuckles I whisper
“Yes, it was perfect”
“Good, only the best for you my love”
I sigh and whisper “goodnight, I love you so much”
“I love you too baby, more then you’ll ever know”
We then fall asleep peacefully together dreaming of eachother.
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beyondbirthdayzzz · 2 months
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I feel like an individual sport like tennis is perfect for Light and L because they (or atleast Light alone) would be very incompatible with team sports. Light won't stop thinking about how his teammates do not perform like world-class professionals and just be internally annoyed at all of them, mumbling to himself, “This game is rotten and stupid.”
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No one is doing it like Croatia and Morocco in this World Cup. They are just here to cause incomprehensible amounts of chaos and upset every expert prediction with plot twist after plot twist
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ignify-caligo · 1 year
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*Multilingual screams coming from the lounge room*
Soap, coffee mug in hand: What’s going on there?
Price, not looking up from his newsletter: World Cup. Mexico versus Poland.
Alejandro: ¡Vamos, marcar un gol, malditos idiotas!
Gromsko: PANU BOGU W OKNO PRÓBUJESZ STRZELIĆ CZY JAK?!?!
Ghost: Why aren’t you in there with them, Rodolfo?
Rodolfo: I don’t want to die too early.
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writebackatya · 6 months
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“I built a sophisticated robot who is capable of many things and he has decided to those abilities to blindfold himself and play a game where you get candy by mindlessly batting a papier-mâché project shaped like a donkey. It’s fine! I’m fine! Everything is fine!”
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Sollux: 2orry babe ii couldn’t hear you over the iince22ant 2creamiing wiithiin my miind
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phantomposter1412 · 2 years
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KID: God, give me patience. Conan: I think you mean 'give me strength'. KID: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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childishfirmino · 10 months
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🤠
yeehaw
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Ramos: Come on, Cristiano. Nobody actually believes that Luka is in love with me.
Cristiano, to the team: Raise your hand if you think that Luka is helplessly in love with Sergio.
*Everyone raises their hand*
Ramos: Luka, put your hand down-
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carolineshairtie · 2 months
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Leah, angrily: ARE YOU-
Alessia: Fucking.
Leah: -KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Alessia: Fucking.
Leah: IDIOT-
Beth: *disturbed after getting screamed at* ... what was that?
Alessia: Kim banned Leah from saying fuck so I thought I'd help her out.
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russos-one · 6 months
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Current Fics I am writing
Vivianne Miedema x !FemReader
[My Koala] Fluff
Summary- Reader is tired after a match and Viv being the good girlfriend she is carries the reader around
Vivianne Miedema x !FemReader
[I love you so much] Fluff
Summary- Reader gets Injured in a away match against Tottenham and Viv goes into protective mode
Vivianne Miedema x !FemReader
[Pent up anger] Smut
Summary- Reader plays for Chelsea and Viv plays for Arsenal, Reader and Viv are sworn enemies especially with Reader being a defender and Viv being a forward it’s a rough game and Reader and Viv get into fight which results with Viv and Reader getting a yellow card, skip to the end of the match Chelsea win and Viv isn’t happy about it and decides to take you anger out on Reader.
Katie McCabe x !FemReader
[part 1 The injury] Angst
Summary- Reader gets injured
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qixjone · 1 year
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au where exy is rugby
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the-nameless-queen · 1 year
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LFG!!! Ertz is back baby!!!
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live-laugh-loverpool · 7 months
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incorrect quotes for the soul
@liverpool-enjoyer @childishfirmino @millythegoat @bobbybecker-21 @bobbyfirminosworld @moomin279 @alissonbecksfan234 @calm-smol
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