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tj oshie, after becoming a dad: i didn’t know it comes with a free leash.

doctor: sir, that's the umbilical cord.

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brooks orpik: what’s wrong with andre?

nickolas backstrom: alphabetically or in order of annoyance?

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tom wilson: i’ve got a plan

andre burakovsky: no murder

tom: i don’t have a plan anymore

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tom wilson: hey anre wanna come over?

andre burakovsky: i can’t

tom: my parents aren’t home ;)

andre: don’t worry, they’ll come back :D

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tom wilson: imagine if ur dick was a wii remote

tj oshie: dont have to

#tom wilson #tj oshie #washington capitals #incorrect quotes

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which Andre are you today

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#braden holtby #washington capitals #queer eye #the caps put up 56 sog in regulation against the fucking tbl?? iconic

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andre burakovsky: i’m not telling

nicklas backstrom: *sharpens knife* we got ways of making people talk

nicke: *cuts a piece of cake*

andre: can i have some

nicke: cake is for talkers

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tj oshie: so what kinda pose should i go for? a sexy one or—

police officer: sir this is a mugshot

tj: a mugshot? i don't even drink coffee—

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tj oshie: [holding his newborn baby] she’s so beautiful

doctor: we’re gonna have to give her some shots

oshie: oh HELL yeah pour it up it’s her fucking BIRTHDAY

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tj oshie: 911 hey i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again

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braden holtby: i’m an acquired taste.

braden holtby: you don’t like me? acquire some taste

#washington capitals #incorrect quotes #braden holtby #sorry for never posting

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trade season

Nicklas Backstrom: There’s only one thing worse than a Penguin…

Nicky:[removes paper under “Penguin” to reveal it says “Penguin Andre”]

Nicky: Boom!

Devante Smith-Pelly: Andre!

Nicky: No-

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nicklas backstrom: Not to be epic but I am going to kill you with my ass

#nicklas backstrom #washington capitals #incorrect quotes #s: cowboysuggest

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Sasha, whispering: How long we gonna stand here and let him do that?

Nicke, pinching his nose: Just…just give him a minute.

Andre: *still pushing on a door that clearly says pull*

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it’s everyone’s favorite day of the week x x 

#it would really mean a lot to me if u could rb this #likes r good too but... rb #im rlly proud of these and i want ppl to see! #avs #tyson barrie #tyson jost #my art #not a quote

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if i reblogged some of my (hockey but non-caps) art on here would that bother u guys?

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