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Gary: You’re not prepared for what I have in store for you. RAIN OF-
John: Before you finish, I would like to introduce you to somebody.
Gary: Excuse me?
Spiders Georg enters the room.
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Gary: I realize I'm putting you out asking for rent a week early. Counterpoint, it's my birthday.
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He found my bong this is an intervention help me
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https://www.wikihow.com/Smoke-from-a-Bong#Lighting-the-Bong
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john: i got a valentine card in the mail. its in spanish and covered in bite marks... got any clue what it says? garcia: "may a thousand goats-" ... john: what? garcia: (crumples it up) wrong address
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Gary: ... And that, John, is how you make a portal to Hell. John:
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Garcia: Another year, another opportunity to dispel the forces of darkness. John: Can we have a normal celebration, please?
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molly: john, its christmas. would it kill you to show a little cheer? john: alexa play Foo Fighters - Everlong (Slowed + Reverb) (Instrumental)
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debbie: im so happy you volunteered as santa for our christmas party this year! timmy will be ecstatic :) gary: well to be honest, your newsletter had some typos so i might have... you know what nevermind its fine youre welcome
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John: Excuse me, I'm Father Ward. Garcia: Father Garcia. Cop: Go fuck yourself.
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John, surprising Lisa with a stack of giant pancakes: You should see the toast, I couldn't even get it through the door :)
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incorrectfaithquotes · 6 months
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no backup. i 𝖒ꚛ𝖗✝ɪꜱ like a man.
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"Wearing aviators doesn't make me a serial killer. Neither does operating a cult, because other people kill for me."
— Gary, probably
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incorrectfaithquotes · 7 months
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"Oh, I always feared he might run off like this... Why...? Why?! Why didn't I break his legs?!"
— Father Garcia, watching Michael escape
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Garcia: You're crying from listening to The Police? John: King of Pain got to me.
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incorrectfaithquotes · 8 months
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tiffany: so never stop wishing timmy, and all your dreams will come true! timmy: even the scary ones? tiffany: hahahaha. 𝐲𝐞𝐬
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