Other gods play chess or dice. The ones that made me played Cards Against Humanity and it shows.
Lucyfar
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Cassie: I like my boys how I like my girls.
Cassie: …
Cassie: …
Cassie: That’s it, that’s the joke. I’m bisexual.
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Lucyfar: We should go to Chinatown and burn it down.
Gabriel: I was gonna say we could go investigate.
Lucyfar: Sure, sure, sure. And then burn it to the ground.
Gabriel: No! No burning of anything!
Lucyfar: What? I already got the match lit!
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Penny: Point is, we need to break into that building.
Ray: But that’s illegal.
Penny: …
Ray: I’m fucking with you, I’m in.
Claire: I’m in too. I heard the word “illegal.”
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ray: I will now drink 8 glasses of milk in 3 minutes.
penny: Nope! No you won't, no you won't, because if you do that, you will die.
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Lucyfar: I have a permit.
Happy Days Durable Medical Supplies: This is just a paper that says, "I can do what I want."
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Claire: Look, who hasn't had gay thoughts?
Cassie: *nods*
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ray: people who use guns are pussies, i just throw bullets really fast
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Ray: I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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Penny: Do you think building Vera made some kind of statement?
Claire: Yes. The statement was that you were very lonely and needed a pet.
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ray & claire: penny's in new york so we're gonna wreck LA
spider: why?
ray & claire: because she's like 85% of our impulse control
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Irene: What I hear when people yell at me is people caring loudly at me
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Penny: falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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