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Squee: I wish I could block people in real life.

Edgar: A restraining order.

Nny: Murder.

#todd casil #edgar vargas #johnny c #jthm #Not mine

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This is canon

hey wanna see something terrible

#jthm #not mine #Holy fuvking shit dude

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Being on tumblr these days sucks so much energy and joy out of me that I've been avoiding it and all my blogs on purpose and I really wish I had the energy to be excited about things on social media again

#mod m speaks #Not a quote

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this isn't an IZ blog but holy shit you guys i'm in hysterics -Mod M

the new invader zim episode looks good

#not a quote #'JHONEN WHAT'S A KINNIE'

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Squee: How many times have you died? Nny: Genuinely? I think I died once. I had a surreal out of body experience. This was nearly a year ago. It was very frightening. I have never once before felt such a complete and entirely consuming feeling of pure dread. Squee: No I mean in Donkey Kong.

#JTHM #Johnny the Homicidal Maniac #Johnny C #Nny #Todd C #Squee #submission #source: a text message screenshot

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not a quote. this is an icon submission.

Oh my god I love it! I think I'll make it the new icon!

-Mod M

#Submission #Fan art #Sadgoblintime #submission #Jthm #johnny the homicidal maniac

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hi ! i saw your post about a new icon and i made one kinda on a whim. would it be alright for me to submit it or like. message this blog with the icon ? (the icon itself is a skull with a butchers knife in it. the handle says "jthm" and the blade says "incorrect".)

PLEASE DO SUBMIT I WANNA SEE IT!

#sadgoblintime #not a quote

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I'm thinking maybe its time for a new icon. I painted this some time ago back when Mod Meep was still here and it only holds bad memories now. Ask box open, I'll be taking ideas for the new icon!

An icon I made for @incorrectjthmquotes (which I mod, but I’m posting it here bc I haven’t posted art in ages)

#Mod M speaks #Not a quote

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do you ever feel like you love a character more than their own writers do

#*gestures to entire blog* yeah actually..... #Not a quote

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Devi, lightly touching Nny with the side of her foot: Nny please move out of the way so I don't trip on you

Nny, his eyes enormous: you KICK nny? you kick his body like the football? oh! oh! jail for devi! jail for devi for One Thousand Years!!!!

#devi d #jthm #nny #johnny the homicidal maniac #Johnny C #Not mine

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Nny: hey smell that. you licked a puss.

Devi: *mutes tv* what

Nny: it's so good. smell it. you licked a puss.

Devi: ...

Nny: *hands her a candle*

Devi: it's pronounced "eucalyptus"

#YOU LICKED A PUSS #not mine #IM FUCKIN D Y I N G #Mod M #nny #devi d #Johnny C

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Pepito: If I were God I’d destroy all the cities and make electricity not work anymore - I’d make magic a thing and you’d all have to start over in high fantasy, sorry suckers.

Nny: Be God.

Pepito: Well, if you insist.

#source: pukicho #JTHM #Johnny the Homicidal Maniac #Johnny C #Nny #Pepito Diablo

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If a vampire wanted to bite me I would simply say yes please.

Vampire Guy

#JTHM #Johnny The Homicidal Maniac #vampire guy #source: honeypie-ice-cream

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Devi: What's up with Edgar? He's been laying on the ground for like fifteen minutes.

Tenna: He's just a little overwhelmed.

Devi: Why?

Tenna: Nny giggled.

#reblog

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Edgar: "Knowledge" is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; "wisdom" is not putting it in a fruit salad .

Todd: That was deep.

Nny: "Philosophy" is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.

Tenna: That was deeper.

Devi: "Common sense" is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie, you nasties.

#reblog

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Todd: I don't sin.

Edgar: I sin sometimes.

Devi: I sin a lot.

Nny: I am sinning right now

#reblog

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Nny: Over here, old friend. In case you haven’t noticed, you’ve fallen right into my trap.

Edgar: You can’t trap justice. It’s an idea! A belief!

Nny: Well, even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time!

Edgar: Justice is a noncorrosive metal!

Nny: But metals can be melted by the heat of revahnge!

Edgar: It’s “revenge," and it’s best served cold!

Nny: But it could be easily reheated in the microwave of evil!

Edgar: Well, I think your warranty is about to expire!

Nny: Maybe I’ve got an extended warranty!

Edgar: Warranties are invalid if you don’t use the product for its intended purpose!

#reblog #megamind quotes are so good