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Liselotte: You talk about sex a lot but the only thing you’re fucking is stupid

#source: rupaul's drag race #incorrectly quoted versailles #versailles #incorrect versailles quotes #liselotte #princess palatine #i could see several people say this but i gave the honour to liselotte because i love her

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Chevalier: Welcome to my very first vlog in which I try different hair products!

Chevalier: *sprays hairspray into his mouth*

Chevalier: Well, right off the bat, I can tell you this one is not very good

#source: unknown #probably tumblr #chevalier de lorraine #chevalier #incorrectly quoted versailles #incorrect versailles quotes #versailles

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Liselotte: No

Chevalier: Please?

Liselotte: What did I say about batting your eyelashes at me?

Chevalier: *sad sigh* That it only works on Philippe.

#incorrectly quoted versailles #versailles #incorrect versailles quotes #philippe d'orléans #chevalier de lorraine #monchevy #chevalier #monsieur #princess palatine #liselotte #source: unknown

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Chevalier: Haha, guilty

Philippe: Yeah, that’s what the judge said

#source: parks and rec #incorrectly quoted versailles #versailles #incorrect versailles quotes #philippe d'orléans #chevalier de lorraine #monchevy #chevalier #monsieur

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Louis: I have the sharpest memory! Name one time I forgot something

Chevalier: you left me in a Walmart parking lot like three weeks ago

Louis: I did that on purpose. Try again.

#source: unknown #incorrectly quoted versailles #versailles #incorrect versailles quotes #chevalier de lorraine #chevalier #louis xiv

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Philippe: What are you doing?

Louis, standing on a chair: I’m the king. I can stand wherever I want, thank you very much.

Philippe:...where’s the spider?

Louis: It’s under the table get it for me please

#source: unknown #incorrectly quoted versailles #versailles #incorrect versailles quotes #philippe d'orléans #louis xiv #monsieur #the sun king #brotherly love

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Chevalier: You know about my allergies!

Philippe:...it’s just crying

Chevalier: I’m allergic to sadness!

#source: wizards of waverly place #incorrectly quoted versailles #versailles #incorrect versailles quotes #philippe d'orléans #chevalier de lorraine #monchevy #chevalier #monsieur

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Chevalier: Are you scared?

Philippe: No. I have this terrified look on my face because I’m having So. Much. Fun.

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Philippe: There’s an unspoken rule where if this many people are trying to kill you, then you should be dead already.

Louis: Yeah, well, they all suck at killing

#source: unknown #incorrectly quoted versailles #versailles #incorrect versailles quotes #philippe d'orléans #louis xiv

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Montespan: Can I just say that I love your hair?

Chevalier: Thank you. It’s genetic and unattainable.

#source: parks and rec #incorrectly quoted versailles #versailles #incorrect versailles quotes #chevalier de lorraine #madame de montespan

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Philippe: Are you feeling strong?

Chevalier: Physically? No. Mentally? Also no.

#source: original #chevalier de lorraine #chevalier #monchevy #incorrectly quoted versailles #versailles #incorrect versailles quotes #philippe d'orléans #one of my coworkers asked me this and this was my response

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Chevalier: Philippe and I are so in sync that we finish each other’s...

Philippe: Don’t do this

#source: original #philippe d'orléans #chevalier de lorraine #chevalier #monchevy #incorrectly quoted versailles #incorrect versailles quotes #versailles

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Louis: I’m having a problem with this person

Fabien: Then kill them

Louis: No!

Fabien: Then I’ll kill them for you

#source: unknown #louis xiv #fabien marchal #monsieur marchal #versailles #incorrectly quoted versailles #incorrect versailles quotes

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Teacher: Welcome to Salsa class! Now, who’s ready to dance?

Liselotte, hiding a bag of chips behind her back: I think there’s been a misunderstanding

#source: tumblr #liselotte #princess palatine #versailles #incorrectly quoted versailles #incorrect versailles quotes

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Louis: Just get in the fucking blanket fort!

#source: tumblr #versailles #incorrectly quoted versailles #incorrect versailles quotes #louis xiv

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Louis: I’m a complicated person, you see. Sometimes I’m nice and sometimes I’m nasty

#source: blackadder #louis xiv #versailles #incorrect versailles quotes #incorrectly quoted versailles

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Chevalier: Ah, Monsieur Marchal! Started talking to yourself I see

Fabien: Yes. It’s the only way I can be sure of intelligent conversation

#source: blackadder #fabien marchal #monsieur marchal #chevalier #chevalier de lorraine #versailles #incorrect versailles quotes #incorrectly quoted versailles