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[incorrectplanet]

Note to Star Creator Fans of My Quotes :)

Hi everyone! It’s me, @incorrectplanet.

Sadly, since Mnet Boys Planet has come to an end, I probably won’t be posting any more quotes on this account. However, if you liked these, feel free to follow me on my main @blue-orangeade for random K-pop memes or my alt @uncorrectkpop for general incorrect kpop quotes (and I’ll probably be posting about Bep1er on there too)! Thank you so much to all my followers and everyone who liked, reblogged, and replied to my posts for all the support, and I’m glad we were all in this together! Please continue to support ZB1 as well as all the other trainees in whatever they go on to do! Everyone hwaiting!!

Sincerely,

Kei (@incorrectplanet)

#why does this read like an eliminated trainee’s note to the fans #it’s bittersweet #also dm me if you ever want to talk about boys planet the debut group or anything else kpop related!! #thank you again everyone 😊

[incorrectplanet]

[meeting up years after boys planet]

haruto: so what have you been up to recently?

woonggi: leading a revolution with seo won.

haruto: good for you two! me, i've joined the yakuza.

woonggi: *nods* oh, how cool! that’s awesome!

haruto: i know! anyway, have you heard from the others? zihao?

woonggi: happily living as a hermit in the woods. ollie?

haruto: locked up in the yuehua dungeon, which reminds me, we need to break him out later. takuto?

woonggi: cult leader.

haruto: yeah, that sounds about right.

#Takuto Cult Takuto Cult Takuto Cult #but u know who the REAL bp cult leader is? #WANG ZIHAO. respectfully his fans scare me #always doing the most for their king #not pictured ​me dodging apollos dodgeball because i don’t want ollie locked up in the yuehua dungeon never to be seen again for years #supercharger team #k group #g group #maeda haruto #haruto #seo won #wang zihao #cha woonggi #cha woongki #ollie boys planet #liu tianyue #toyonaga takuto #takuto #boys planet #incorrect boys planet #mnet boys planet #kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop quotes #mnet #unniez

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[first day of say my name practice]

hanbin: so we're gonna read what we wrote down so we can tell everyone in the team something about ourselves.

jiwoong: okay, my name is kim jiwoong but you can refer to me as king jiwoong.

hanbin: okay that's not happening- how about you!

seungeon: i’m yoo seungeon and i like seventeen!

hanbin: ...okay... I respect that.

matthew: my name is seok matthew and i hate being sub vocal 2, it actually sucks here...

hanbin: okay... and you...

yujin: *nervously* uhh my name is han yujin and my favorite color is... math.

#fun fact jiwoongs former stage name is King #and seungeon carat icon we stan!! #say my name team #k group #g group #sung hanbin #han yujin #seok matthew #kim jiwoong #yoo seungeon #boys planet #incorrect boys planet #mnet boys planet #kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop quotes #mnet

[incorrectplanet]

jeonghyeon: guys. i need help.

kuanjui: love help?

ricky: financial help?

jay: emotional help?

zhang hao: help moving a body?

over me team:

zhang hao: what?

#i’ll need help moving mnets body because KUANJUI GOT ELIMINATED???? #WHY #my spinning top son!!! #did y’all see his instagram live recently? wumuti joined too! #over me team #k group #g group #zhang hao #shen ricky #shen quanrui #jay chang #chen kuan jui #lee jeonghyeon #boys planet #incorrect boys planet #mnet boys planet #kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop quotes #mnet

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hoetaek: where are junhyeon, gyuvin, seunghwan and gunwook?

hiroto: playing hide and seek.

hoetaek: where?

hiroto: i don’t think you understand how this game works.

#i always forget these guys are like 18-19 #young uns #and seunghwan who’s 22 just because 🤷🏻 #planning to post a quote for each artist battle team before the final ep #en garde team #k group #g group #it always kills me how it’s all these k group guys and then just. hiroto #reverse over me #reverse rush hour #reverse zoom #reverse limousine #oh damn there were a lot of ‘all g group except one k group’ teams apparently #kim gyuvin #park gunwook #kum junhyeon #lee hoetaek #lee seunghwan #ikumi hiroto #hiroto #hui pentagon #boys planet #incorrect boys planet #mnet boys planet #kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop quotes #mnet

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[switch team practice but someone in planet camp has been murdered]

hanbin: you’re acting pretty carefree for someone who’s life’s at stake. who’s to say you aren’t the killer?

kamden: it’s a murder, not a tax audit. i’ll be fine.

keita: what about shuaibo? nobody ever suspects shuaibo!

shuaibo: well, what about jongwoo? he has a gun!

jongwoo: hanbin has a knife.

hanbin: yeah, for fun, not for murder! *stabs taerae in the arm*

#it’s Fun not Murder!! #taerae i’m sorry lol #but who was murdered 🤨 #discuss #switch team #k group #g group #kim taerae #terazono keita #park hanbin #yoon jongwoo #na kamden #zhang shuaibo #boys planet #incorrect boys planet #mnet boys planet #kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop quotes #mnet

[incorrectplanet]

gyuvin: *being arrested*

seungeon: officer, please. He’s clearly not dangerous.

zhang hao: *gesturing down* look, he’s wearing crocs.

yuehuaz and police officer: *look down at gyuvin’s shoes*

cop: the crocs aren’t the issue, sir.

ricky: Sure, but they are AN issue

#ricky: a fashion issue. no. a DISASTER #gyuvin: THEYRE GUCCI #i mean. i’m sure taerae has worn worse? #g group #k group #yoo seungeon #seungeon #zhang hao #kim gyuvin #gyuvin #shen ricky #shen quanrui #yuehuaz #i should just make this an incorrect yuehuaz acc already huh

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lee jeonghyeon: junhyeon, what the hell?

kum junhyeon: oh, so only roosters are allowed to start their day off screaming?

lee jeonghyeon: YES?!?

#junhyeon: *loud af* #solji: *number 1 fan* #ykw? GOOD FOR HIM!! #k group #kum junhyeon #lee jeonghyeon #mnet boys planet #moe moe kyung~ #pls bring this intro back because the way i CRINGE whenever i hear daseot sal #boys planet #incorrect boys planet #kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop quotes #mnet #ggang team

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cha woonggi: what do i get?

seo won: a night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.

cha woonggi: ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one.

seo won: it won't be you.

cha woonggi: i'll get my coat.

#unniez why did you have to leave us #also PSA that seo won’s SURNAME is seo and his GIVEN NAME is won #it’s not seowon #SAME WITH ZHANG HAO #sorry it annoys me a little #when people get it wrong #idk #k group #cha woonggi #cha woongki #seo won #woonggi to1 #seo won nine.i #unniez #supercharger team #RIP #boys planet #incorrect boys planet #mnet boys planet #kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop quotes #mnet

[incorrectplanet]

park hanbin: i think our instincts about people are way better than yours.

kim taerae: why?

kum junhyeon: well, we picked you.

kum junhyeon: you, on the other hand, picked us.

#taerae and his silly little guys #update: NOOOOOO #THE SILLY LITTLE GUYS #kim taerae #kum junhyeon #park hanbin #k group #taerae #phanbin #boys planet #incorrect boys planet #mnet boys planet #kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop quotes #mnet

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seungeon: problem: i can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.

ricky: solution: just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. there’s at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?

zhang hao: result? food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.

gyuvin: no better time than this to pull out my favorite word! slunchy!

yujin: ...put it away.

#yuehua dorm life #i cant believe that out of only 18 guys left FIVE of them are yuehua #including one third of the remaining g group #the power they hold #mnet shows are the only place that yuehua is a big three lmao #and wakeone and cube #k group #g group #yuehuaz #zhang hao #han yujin #kim gyuvin #shen quanrui #shen ricky #yoo seungeon #boys planet #incorrect boys planet #mnet boys planet #kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop quotes #mnet

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kim taerae: *wearing his ridiculous red pants with the blue k group practice shirt*

park hanbin: i wish i could pull that off

taerae: go ahead

hanbin: what?

taerae: what?

#im sorry but this man’s fashion sense… #anyways who said junrae divorce era #(insert that practice room clip of taerae looking extremely offended after junhyeon backs up from taerae trying to hug him) #taebin funky little guys era!! #k group #kim taerae #park hanbin #wakeonez #boys planet #incorrect boys planet #mnet boys planet #kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop quotes #mnet #switch team

[incorrectplanet]

seungeon: why did you give takuto a knife?

jongwoo: he felt unsafe.

seungeon: well, now I feel unsafe.

jongwoo: i’m sorry.

jongwoo:

jongwoo: would you like a knife?

#takuto with a knife hackuto #ok that was not as clever as it sounded in my head never mind #bp contestants that you WOULD vs would NOT trust with a knife? discuss in tags #k group #g group #yoon jongwoo #yoo seungeon #toyonaga takuto #jongwoo #seungeon #takuto #boys planet #incorrect boys planet #mnet boys planet #kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop quotes #mnet

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[locked out of dorms]

zhang hao: we need to get in there. I got this. ricky, give me your credit card.

ricky: *handing him his credit card*

zhang hao: *pocketing it* thanks. gunwook, kick the door down

ricky:

#u want kimbap? buy it urself i can’t afford it 🤷🏻 #gunwook: *squaring his shoulders* everyone stand back #shanbin: *looks under the mat and finds a key* #k group #g group #zhang hao #shen quanrui #park gunwook #ricky boys planet #shen ricky #boys planet #incorrect boys planet #mnet boys planet #kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop quotes #mnet #yuehuaz #zerobaseone #zb1 #incorrect zb1 #incorrect zerobaseone

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gyuvin: you have to go to college.

yujin: why?

gyuvin: to get nice things. see this watch? *pointing at his wrist*

yujin: yeah

gyuvin: stole this from my roommate freshman year

#yuehuaz worst role models!!! we love to see it #gyuvin、18、never been to college #yujin、15、will probably never go to college #zhang hao、22、university graduate and liscensed music teacher #k group #han yujin #yujin #kim gyuvin #gyuvin #yuehuaz #boys planet #incorrect boys planet #mnet boys planet #kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop quotes #mnet #zerobase1 #zerobaseone #zb1

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jeonghyeon: i’m great at hiding my crush. i’m so chill. no one can even tell.

ricky: *enters the room*

jeonghyeon: i’ve got to gay— I MEAN GO—

#we got their weird flirting?? intimidation techniques?? idek bro — from over me practice #and i WILL use these for my quotes #even zhang hao was judging them lmao #THE CLIP AT THE FANSIGN WHERE RICKY IS DANCING THE CHOREO AND JEONGHYEON IS NOT EVEN HIDING IT LIKE FULLY CHECKING HIM OUT THE UP AND DOWN #AND EVERYTHING IT KILLS ME #ur not slick 🤨 #k group #g group #boys planet #incorrect boys planet #mnet boys planet #kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop quotes #mnet #lee jeonghyeon #ricky boys planet #shen ricky #shen quanrui #over me team #jeongri

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[rush hour practice room]

takuto: do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs?

ricky: those are the ghosts of all the bugs you’ve killed

takuto:

jingxiang: look what you did. You scared him, idiot.

#hiroto: don’t worry takuto. i’m sure they’re real bugs. u just cant see them #sungmin: you are making it WORSE #g group #toyonaga takuto #shen ricky #ma jing xiang #shen quanrui #takuto #ricky boys planet #rush hour team #boys planet #incorrect boys planet #mnet boys planet #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop quotes #mnet #kpop