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Eliza: So pretty... I loved the look in your eyes when I hurt you. China: Eliza. Don't push me. Eliza: I always thought you were stronger than anyone... and yet now you seem so weak.

#skulduggery pleasant #china sorrows #eliza scorn #source: revolutionary girl utena #db spoilers

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any random person who worked at The Midnight Hotel : Mr. Shudder? You may wish to see this...

Anton Shudder, sighing and rubbing his eyes: Unless it's a solution to my many problems, I don't want to see anything...

#reblog #anton shudder

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Kenspeckle Grouse: Stay out of trouble.

Valkyrie Cain: Not my strong suit.

#throwbackthursday

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Someday, Pleasant. Someday, you’re going to fuck up so magnificently, so ambitiously, so overwhelmingly that the sky will light up and the moon will spin and the gods themselves will shit comets with glee. And I just hope I’m still around to see it.

Thurid Guild, probably

#skulduggery pleasant #thurid guild #skulduggery #source: gentleman bastard

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[Skulduggery has lost his favourite hat]

Fletcher: It’s only a hat.

Skulduggery: [aghast] Only a hat?

Ghastly: Skulduggery’s a little attached to that hat. He thinks it’s lucky.

Skulduggery: It is lucky. I've never died while wearing that hat.

Fletcher: [frowning] I… I’m not sure I know how to respond.

Ghastly: That’s a common reaction to Skulduggery.

#skulduggery pleasant #ghastly bespoke #fletcher renn #skulduggery #source: mistborn

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Saracen, throwing his head on Dexter's lap and looking up at Dexter innocently: Dexter, tell me I'm pretty.

Dexter, resting his hand on Saracen's cheek and smiling lovingly at him: You're pretty, pretty fucking annoying that's what you are.

#reblog #dexter vex #saracen rue

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Fletcher: Where’s Skulduggery?

Valkyrie: I don’t know. He left.

Fletcher: What? Why?

Valkyrie: We were watching SpongeBob, and he stood up and said “life is too short” and walked out.

#skulduggery pleasant #skulduggery #valkyrie cain #fletcher renn #source: the good place #[I think?]

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Nobody shoots my family, but me.

China Sorrows, probably

#skulduggery pleasant #china sorrows #source: wynonna earp

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Tanith: Spend a few years as an assassin and a sunny beach just looks like a vulnerable tactical position with no decent cover… China: I’ve never found a good way to hide a gun in a bathing suit.

#skulduggery pleasant #tanith low #china sorrows #source: burn notice

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Skulduggery: Val, what do you have?  Valkyrie: A KNIFE!  Skulduggery: Okay, have fu-  Ghastly: NO!

#reblog #skulduggery #valkyrie cain #ghaslty bespoke

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Clarabelle: It’s really frustrating how you have to wait, like, two weeks before you can drink the milk after you buy it. You gotta wait for the day to be the same as it is on the bottle, I know, but why don’t stores just sell the milk when it’s ready? Kenspeckle: Clarabelle, I need to speak with you immediately.

#skulduggery pleasant #clarabelle #kenspeckle grouse #source: tumblr

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Do I get a badge? A code name? Oh my God, a flamethrower?

Valkyrie Cain, joining the Sanctuary, probably

#skulduggery pleasant #valkyrie cain #source: wynonna earp

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Valkyrie Cain: You made one big mistake.

Liam Muldoon: Yeah, what was that?

Valkyrie Cain: You pissed off my partner here.

#throwbackthursday

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Nefarian: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen! Skulduggery: Really? Name one law Nefarian: Don't kill people? Skulduggery: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

#reblog #skulduggery #nefarian serpine #source: brooklyn nine nine

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Donegan: Look, this is a stupid idea, but right at this exact second we have enough momentum to do something stupid before we realize how stupid it is! Gracious: You are absolutely right. No thinking, just stupid!

#skulduggery pleasant #donegan bane #gracious o'callahan #source: parks and rec

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#vaurien scapegrace

guys help im trying to squat in my old pub building but im dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keep alerting taciturn mcgill!

#reblog #vaurien scapegrace

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Tanith: Are you okay? Valkyrie: I'm as okay as I can be. Tanith: That's not the same thing as okay. Valkyrie: It's diet okay. It doesn't taste the same, but drink it long enough and you forget the flavour of the real stuff.

#skulduggery pleasant #skulduggery pleasant phase ii #tanith low #valkyrie cain #source: something positive