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Duck, in the woods: Oh shit, there's a wolf

Ned: W-where?

Duck: No, the regular kind.

#duck newton #ned chicane #edmund chicane #taz amnesty #the adventure zone #the adventure zone amnesty #the zone cast

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Firbolg: I think Fitzroy was right.

Argo: I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here declaring 'I told you so'

Ranier: No, he wouldn't do that!

Fitzroy: Ranier, you're right. You are 100% right. I would never say that.

Fitzroy turns around, the shirt he's wearing says 'Fitzroy Told You So' on the back, while Ranier and Argo are trying not to die laughing*

#fitzroy maplecourt #taz firbolg #taz ranier #argo keene #firbolg taz #ranier taz #taz graduation #taz grad #the adventure zone graduation #the adventure zone #the zone cast

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Merle: You don't care who you piss off, do you?

Taako: Not in the slightest, nope.

#taz taako #taako taz #taako from tv #merle highchurch #merle hightower highchurch #taz balance #the adventure zone balance #the zone cast #ngl this js probably canon tbh

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Firbolg: Fitzroy?

Fitzroy: Yes?

Firbolg: Can a person... breathe inside of a washing machine while it is on?

Fitzroy:

Fitzroy: Where's Argo?

#fitzroy maplecourt #taz firbolg #argo keene #taz grad #taz graduation #the adventure zone #the adventure zone graduation #the zone cast

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Duck, after becoming Mundane: How much do you have to drink to not feel anything?

Ned: If you have to ask, you're not even remotely close.

#duck newton #ned chicane #edmund chicane #taz amnesty #the adventure zone #the adventure zone amnesty #taz duck #taz ned #alcohol tw

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Magnus: Look, we gotta act like responsible adults!

Taako: I just ate 70 ice pops out of pure spite and you don't know how to use a microwave. How are we responsible adults?

Merle, clearly stuck in a vase: He has a valid point.

#magnus burnsides #taz taako #merle highchurch #merle hightower highchurch #taz magnus #taz merle #taz balance #the zone cast #the adventure zone #the adventure zone balance #taako from tv

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NOT ME ABOUT TO QUEUE UP A BUNCH OF SHIT

STAY TUNED NERDS

#not a quote

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Fitzroy: I have a black belt!

Argo: What, like... Karate?

Fitzroy: No, from Gucci

#reposting a few from the beginning of this blog now that we have followers #because i feel like this one went unappreciated and it made me CACKLE #what no im not doing this because im out of ideas stfu

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Taako: Go ahead, ask him "What's your name?" in Elvish.

Magnus, in Elvish: Hey, what's your name?

Jenkins, in Common: Sir, I'm from Neverwinter.

#taz balance #taz jenkins #magnus burnsides #taz taako #taz magnus #the adventure zone balance #the adventure zone #the zone cast

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Duck: Pretty thick country up there. You make a couple of mistakes up there, you're gone.

Ned: I think we'll be okay. I was a boy scout. Aubrey, you were a girl scout, right?

Aubrey: No, but I ate a brownie once!

#taz amnesty #duck newton #ned chicane #aubrey little #taz duck #taz ned #taz aubrey #edmund chicane #the adventure zone amnesty #the adventure zone #the zone cast

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Magnus: How can you not care?!

Taako: Like this. *shrugs*

#taz balance #taz taako #magnus burnsides #taz magnus #the adventure zone #the adventure zone balance #the zone cast

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Fitzroy: He might be okay!

*huge explosion*

Fitzroy: ...Well, no. Probably not now.

#fitzroy maplecourt #sir fitzroy maplecourt #taz graduation #taz grad #the adventure zone #the adventure zone graduation #the zone cast

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Kravitz: I got you pine cones on a stick. Um- it's, you're lovely

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#taz #taz balance #taz kravitz #the adventure zone #the adventure zone balance #ngl i dont understand this reference at ALL lmfao

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Ned: I. DECLARE. BANKRUPTCY!

Duck: I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen.

Ned: I didn't say it. I declared it.

#taz amnesty #duck newton #ned chicane #edmund chicane #the adventure zone #the adventure zone amnesty #the zone cast

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Merle: Sometimes i like to pretend to be tall, but im just standing on a chair

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Duck: Nobody likes a show-off.

Aubrey: They do if it's dope as fuck!

Duck: ...

Duck: Fuck

Duck: You're right

#taz amnesty #duck newton #aubrey little #taz duck #taz aubrey #the adventure zone #the adventure zone amnesty #the zone cast

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Robbie: So, basically, what i was thinking of was, er

Lucretia: *jails him*

Robbie: Aw fuck, i can't believe you've done this

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#taz balance #taz robbie #taz robby #taz lucretia #taz the director #the adventure zone #the adventure zone balance #the zone cast