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Li Yong: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? Mai Ling: Peonies, why? Li Yong: Mai Ling: Were you going to get me flowers? Li Yong: Mai Ling: Li Yong: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

#li yong #mai ling #mai ling x li yong #warrior hbo #warrior max #warrior hbo max #incorrect quotes #happy valentine's day!!

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Hong: *looks under the christmas tree for presents* Hong: where is my dream boy

#hong #warrior hbo #warrior max #warrior hbo max #incorrect quotes #merry christmas everyone

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Hong, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today! Young Jun: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Mai Ling, pointing: May I sit there? Li Yong: That's my lap Mai Ling: That doesn't answer my question, Li Yong.

#mai ling #li yong #mai ling x li yong #warrior hbo #warrior max #warrior hbo max #incorrect quotes

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Ah Sahm: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside Yan Mi: Yan Mi: Ah Sahm, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn... Ah Sahm: *Sips tea from bowl*

#ah sahm #yan mi #ah sahm x yan mi #warrior hbo #warrior max #warrior hbo max #incorrect quotes

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Young Jun, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box. Hong: But – that’s just a trash can. Young Jun: It sure is!

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Mai Ling: You love me, right, Li Yong? Li Yong: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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Ah Sahm: What are your goals? Hong: To pet all the dogs. Ah Sahm: No, fitness goals. Hong: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

#ah sahm #hong #warrior hbo #warrior max #warrior hbo max #incorrect quotes

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Ah Sahm: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao Ah Toy: What did you do op? Ah Sahm: A MISTAKE

#ah sahm #ah toy #warrior hbo #warrior max #warrior hbo max #incorrect quotes

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Ah Toy: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Ah Sahm: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'. Ah Toy: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

#ah toy #ah sahm #warrior hbo #warrior max #warrior hbo max #incorrect quotes

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"one ticket for oppenheimer, "one ticket for barbie, please" please"

#how is this still getting notes ajlhrughbjkbs

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Mai Ling: Is something burning? Li Yong: Just my love for you. Mai Ling: Li Yong, the toaster is on fire.

#mai ling #li yong #mai ling x li yong #warrior hbo #warrior max #warrior hbo max #incorrect quotes #im back on my bullshit

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Mai Ling: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

#mai ling #warrior hbo #warrior max #warrior hbo max #incorrect quotes

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Mai Ling: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you

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Hong: Bro, I had a dream we fucked. Young Jun: Bro, relax it was just a dream. Hong: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you. Young Jun: You wouldn’t? Hong: I mean, unless you want to-

#hong #young jun #warrior hbo #warrior max #warrior hbo max #incorrect quotes #two of my favorite idiots everyone

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Mai Ling, motioning to Eliza: Two girls! Mai Ling: Chillin' in a hot tub! Mai Ling: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!

#mai ling #eliza pendleton #mai ling x eliza pendleton #warrior hbo #warrior max #warrior hbo max #incorrect quotes