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informalsource · 1 year

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Farmer: *turns around to leave the Joja store*

Morris: *stands in their way* Are you lost, babygirl?

#not your babygorl #cursed Morris

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informalsource · 1 year

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Imagine Shane walking his chickens with these

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#CHIMKENNUGGERS

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ONE OF MY BESTFRIENDS MADE THIS ON A WHIM HELP

#Elliot my handsome horse prince #questioning life

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informalsource · 1 year

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Sam fought for his jukebox rights, but didn't even get a whole hour

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So I did a thing!

I will add some more songs over time and when you got some more songs then pls feel free to suggest them🤗

And I might make more sdv related playlists!

#certified banger

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Shane is your best friend

TW: heavy language

Gender: neutral

One of the most loyal people on earth. Seriously, if you end up fucking something up he will be there for you and potentially even take the blame. It also depends on what you did though :'D

One of the main things that lead to your friendship was the day you put the Mayor's shorts in the soup.

"Wow, who tf put Lewis underwear in there?"

He was standing right next to you while witnessing chaos break loose and it only took him one look at your face to see that it was you. You were desperately trying to hold back a grin by bighting down on your fist and your eyes teared up a bit, fighting the laughter that was threatening to overcome you.

"Nice."

He also hid his amusement by shoving food into his mouth.

From that day on the two of you started growing closer by the second. You first notice it by how Shane either waves at you to come over at the saloon or he takes a seat right next to you if you happen to enter it before he does in the evening.

"You should make sure to be at the townsquare tomorrow."

"Why?"

You don't elaborate, but he knows that mischievous look in your eyes by now. You got another prank planned.

And there he is standing infront of a golden statue of someone too familiar. The Mayor.

The same Mayor who's now furiously throwing his hands into the air, demanding for the culprit to reveals themselves. Shane keeps you safe by providing you with an alibi.

"The farmer? Oh nah, they've been with me all morning."

He winks at your direction to let you know that he's got you covered.

Of course you back him up with his shenanigans too. He texts you whenever he decides to sneak out some frozen pizza and you wait for him at the back entrance of JojaMart, wearing an oversized hoodie.

Shane looks at you hiding all those pizza's under that hoodie like >.>?

"And you think no one will notice that- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

"Stop talking aND LET ME HIDE THE REST UNDER YOUR SWEATSHIRT"

For a VERY short while Gus had a karaoke machine in his saloon. He had to remove it, because you and Shane were basically howling into the microphones. Every. Single. Night.

He calls you Dingus.

"I'm at work, why are you calling me on the phone?"

He's whispering and hiding behind an isle so Morris doesn't see him on the phone.

"Your aunt's shop should be open right now, right?"

"Yes, why?"

"WHY ISN'T SHE IN THE SHOP THEN- oh hey, Jas."

You hang up and leave him confused for the rest of the day. One might think he should be used to that now considering you call him for every single inconvenience that happens to you.

"SHANE, I CAN'T FIND MY AXE!"

"Stop yelling and think. Where do you usually put-"

"Found it, bye."

"..."

You butcher his name.

"Shaney."

"No."

"Shanye."

"Stop it."

"Shanothy."

"What the fu-"

Prank calling Morris in the middle of the night or very early in the morning is a tradition in your friendship.