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bullet  train  (  2022  )  sentence  starters ↪  taken  from  the  2022  action  movie.  trigger  warnings  for  kidnapping,  violence,  language,  &  more.  alter  as  you  see  fit  ♡
“you never know what horrible fate your bad luck has saved you from.”
“you put peace out in the world, you get peace back.”
“my bad luck is biblical. i’m not even trying to kill people and someone dies.”
“you said you wanted simple for your first job back. doesn’t get simpler.”
“i know i’m being judgmental. i need to… work on that. but, jesus, what a douche bag.”
“you don’t have to nick the biscuits, man.”
“why’d i do that?
it’s like i got a compulsion or something. i have to take it if i see it. need to talk to someone. serious.”
“you’re bleeding, mate.”
“oh, mate, shit. oh, shit, man. oh, fuck. who the fuck did i kill?”
“fuck is wrong with you?”
“you ever watch thomas the tank engine?”
“i always bring my stickers with me, you know that.”
“[name], you’re startin’ to get on my tits.”
“i want to strangle you now.”
“looks like it’s time for a jaffa cake.”
“three words describe our situation right now. do you know what they are?”
“family’s more important than money, right?”
“if you mention thomas the tank engine one more time, i’m gonna shoot you in the fucking face.”
“i will ruin your life the way you ruined mine.”
“dude, i don’t even know you!”
“let this be a lesson in the toxicity of anger.”
“i’m really good with faces.”
“i’m really gonna have to process my part in the incident on monday.”
“we have to have a hard discussion about the caliber of people we are surrounding ourselves with.”
“i didn’t realize i was gettin’ a babysitter to come cut my bollocks.”
“shove that fuckin’ hat up your fuckin’ arsehole, you hear me?”
“i shoot a lot of people.”
“didn’t i mention? i’ve always been lucky.”
“every day is a fucking headache with you, innit?”
“man, i just want to get off this train, go see a zen garden and some shit, you know?”
“you’re the diesel-est diesel that ever fuckin’ diesel-ed, not even close, that i’ve ever seen in my life, man.”
“no, no, no. i ain’t got the time or the patience, let alone the interest.”
“would you describe me as someone who lives in perpetual anxiety?”
“this guy’s like criss-fuckin’-angel. he pops up everywhere.”
“is this like a… like a sex thing?”
“did you go to the authorities?”
“i wanted to handle it myself.”
“are you hiding in a bathroom?”
“boundaries. we need boundaries.”
“i knew my luck would rub off on you.”
“i’m hedging my bets, you could say.”
“oh, my god, did you just say “whack”?”
“you’re really proud of yourself, aren’t you?”
“do you have, um, anything sparkling?”
“bro, i just remembered i gave all my money to that guy to wear my h-hat and glasses.”
“you fucking bastard! fucker!”
“for what it’s worth, you seem like a right fucking arsehole and i’m glad you’re gonna fucking die with me.”
“you two do look like twins, huh?”
“well, i don’t think they were in the market for fucking dildos and pantyhose, were they?”
“you don’t know anything about life.”
“you know, before us now is just a wall, but it’s an illusion, man.”
“i’m finding it very hard to follow this story.”
“i’m really good at reading people, and something tells me you are just not fucking right.”
“i mean, you’re not even afraid and your lip’s quivering. that’s a tear. that is really authentic, mate, like…”
“i gotta kill ya.”
“i’m glad you enjoyed the performance.”
“fuck, that thing is hot.”
“i’m mansplaining, i’m mansplaining again. i’m sorry.”
“you want me to hold your hand?”
“karma is a bitch.”
“it’s my bad luck. it’s bad luck on acid.”
“i could journal. i should journal.”
“i’m sorry, darling.”
“i don’t know who the fuck you are.”
“he just said that i could be a good backup plan and that a pretty girl makes a good hostage.”
“keep your fucking knickers on, all right?”
“what the fuck are you doing, you bell-end?!”
“make sure you do something that brings you peace, ’cause everything else is a pain in the ass.”
“you’re not going to let me get hurt.”
“you’re creepin’ me out, so, if you don’t mind, could you just find another seat, like, way, way, way down there?”
“i’ll fucking kill him myself.”
“you’re not gonna believe this coincidence, but i already got a dose of antivenom in me today, so i’m good.”
“yeah, you, you, you fucking shot me!”
“i’m fast to kick your ass, though, i swear to god.”
“i should’ve put a bullet through your arse!”
“i built myself up from the nothing you gave me.”
“man, i got a bad feeling about this.”
“i’m so sorry for your loss.”
“it was an assassination attempt on me.”
“i will come. i will always come for you.”
“yeah, it helps to process this. i have a good therapist.”
“our paths were destined to return to each other.”
“dude, all you do is talk about trains.”
“i wanted bubble milk tea.”
“i only do snatch and grab jobs.”
“for what it’s worth, [name] is a dick.”
“the narcissism on this chick.”
“what is with this fucked-up family?”
“please don’t make me regret it.”
“did you come to rescue me?”
“did you need rescuing?”
“you came to rescue me.”
“what’s happening to your face?”
“are you crying?”
“it’s a lot to process.”
“do you think maybe there was a little head trauma?”
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inkmemes · 2 years
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the  amazing  devil  lyric  sentence  starters ↪  taken  from  their  entire  discography  to  date.  trigger  warnings  for  religion,  depression,  alcohol,  war, sex,  &  more.  some  (  but  very  few  )  lyrics  have  been  tweaked  to  work  better  as  full  sentences.  alter  as  you  see  fit  ♡  this  is  a  long  post.
“i can’t do this.”
“never say how much you missed her, or that you kissed her sister.”
“fuck all your plans i’m bored.”
“i promise you i’ll be better.”
“i made a vow out to the gods.”
“wе didn’t talk. we made universеs out of bitten lips and broken hands.”
“she laughs as though she’s not heard the joke ten thousand times before.”
“we'll talk about this tomorrow.”
“you used to buy me scotch, but now too much is never enough.”
“these aren’t tears, it’s just the rain that wasn’t brave enough to fall.”
“don’t you realise? they’re just battle cries, dear.”
“stop asking why i'm sad; just know it's enough to know i'm sad.”
“stop listening to the smiths.”
“if you asked me, i would lose it all, like petals in a storm.”
“it's getting late.”
“you’re lying on some coats.”
“whatever you do, don't turn.”
“run until your lungs are numb.”
“run to show that love’s worth running to.”
“it cannot be a lie if no-one hears.”
“how unreasonably in love i am with everything you do.”
“they might laugh because you’re leaving, but know we’ll sing your name when you come home.”
“for christ's sake just say something.”
“our love is shown in the letting go.”
“this isn’t a break up, dear heart, it’s a season finale.”
“and i’ll withstand what’s written for the writer in you.”
“they're discussing champagne.”
“i pack what is needed for thе journey to come: all my books, all my bracken and booze.”
“who’ll save you when you fall?”
“sing me awake with a song about pirates.”
“i’m not lonely if i’m with you.”
“welcome to ruin.”
“i do my best to breathe, but they’re stealing all the air.”
“i’m dolled up, love.”
“remember today you’re enough.”
“know we’ll always love you, even though you’re leaving us behind.”
“so breathe, breathe, just breathe.”
“it's nought that rum won't solve.”
“every time we watch netflix we spend two hours deciding what to watch on netflix.”
“i’m between that ‘just one more’ and ‘drank too much again’.”
“this here is not singing, i’m just screaming in tune.”
“i don’t know what to do, how to help her, how to bring her home.”
“i can’t wait to show you how much i know you can be.”
“let’s wander, ‘til the fuckers demand an encore.”
“some fictions we took to mean fate.”
“the party swirls around me in a dress i can’t afford.”
“if by palace you mean that asbestos, and beans from a tin, and the gin that we brewed in the bathtub.”
“it’s not fair how much i love you.”
“it's what my heart just yearns to say in ways that can't be said.”
“a storm is coming on.”
“come on, love, please don’t start.”
“never really liked the pattern that much on the wallpaper so anyway.”
“you brought me through this darkness but you left me here behind.”
“i’ve got something in my eye.”
“they’re just dollops of paint on a new work of art.”
“i've seen enough.”
“you'll love the way i tell it.”
“for some reason you’ve painted the kitchen lime green.”
“you’re the words that i promise i don’t mean.”
“i surrender what was, what could have been.”
“got a headache that just won't shift.”
“it’s what my rotting bones will sing when the rest of me is dead.”
“i know the kindest thing is to leave you alone.”
“i wish that i could take his hand, but where i’m going is for me and me alone.”
“i chipped my teeth on every joke you cracked.”
“and when i think i’m fine, you’ll visit.”
“tell the truth to me, love, does my hair look as nice as it did when it once tangled up in your eyes?”
“i will bring you ruin in everything i do.”
“i might not make it tonight.”
“you angel heart. you monster, oh, some godforsaken prospero.”
“if you knew all that i'd done …”
“remember me i ask.”
“they're running out of things to hold.”
“back then you had hair and your smile was so sublime.”
“if you knew all that i'd done … the hearts i've broken.”
“write me well my love, write me weird, write me willing, write me well.”
“don't say anything.”
“you don't see daylight anymore.”
“don't you know that it's not all about you anyway?”
“i promise you i’ll try.”
“pray for me 'cause i won't pray for you.”
“let’s hide under the covers.”
“she sang, ‘do you think i’m sexy?’ and oh god i really did.”
“and for some godforsaken reason i'm still here, love, like i've always been before.”
“we’ll build a den out of pillows and get drunk again.”
“all that matters is that you're here.”
“just because i left doesn’t mean that i’m not still there.”
“i've waited oh so long for you to come.”
“it seems to me that you can’t sleep.”
“oh, if one more guy calls me darling then i swear to you and to god i will murder them all.”
“wе’re both unwanted daughters.”
“do you like my dress? it’s got pockets.”
“there's only faces of the unfamous dead; full of people just pretending to be brave.”
“i've run out of my words, my song, just let me die.”
“so one last time, love, come and rip my clothes off.”
“when you think about him, my wings start to flap.”
“don’t you think i look pretty curled up on this bathroom floor?”
“run for all the things you wished you’d done.”
“why are you wearing all that make up?”
“and now, even though you’re mad and these memories won’t stay, that's okay, 'cause then i get to meet you for the first time every single day.”
“i’m learning to be so much more than my tiredness.”
“gonna go home and show my cat some memes.”
“can't you see that i'm enough for you but you don't want me to be, 'cause that means you'll actually have to be content?”
“i don’t find this easy like you.”
“i loved him then, i love him still.”
“you can’t rehearse the chorus, but the verse is sweet.”
“i steal the hours and turn the night into day.”
“i don't know how to reach you when you get like this.”
“i’m the heartbreak that aches far too much to be shunned.”
“you’re not a coward 'cause you cower; you’re brave because they broke you, yet broken still you breathe.”
“i’m at the brink, don’t laugh.”
“i’d bruise you.”
“i'll run until i begin to understand what holy men really mean when they speak of sin.”
“i said ‘pour’ and forgot to say ‘when’.”
“​​champagne's the main course.”
“we’ll dance together so close we’re sharing breath.”
“i wish i’d known these stones were something i could save.”
“i love you less.”
“get a grip, we're grownups.”
“let’s take this outside 'cause we’re one and the same.”
“a broken pot can still hold water.”
“i spend my days so close to you 'cause if i'm standing here, maybe everyone will think i'm alright.”
“think of all the horrors that i promised you i’d bring.”
“can you pass me the lighter mate?”
“i'm fine, it's just a ‘sitting down in the shower’ day.”
“now take a good long look at what you’ve done to me.”
“with you, i could summon the gods and the stars.”
“gonna go home and dress my cat up like batman.”
“on that tree i’ll carve your name ‘cause in years to come we both know we won’t be the same.”
“we can both barely stand.”
“i can smell the smoke of hell.”
“if there was one place i could be right now, i'd be standing there between you and him.”
“ ‘cause darling, i was born to press my head between your shoulder blades.”
“i raged so much.”
“you are that space that’s in between every page, every chord and every screen.”
“i’m all yours.”
“i try so hard to make you laugh at me.”
“but like rubbing wine stains into rugs, it’s my curse to try and make it right, but by trying make it worse.”
“i’m so sorry, i’ve done it again.”
“it’s up to you now.”
“i get to watch you grow up now and make me proud, make all of those mistakes that make me laugh.”
“where’s the vodka?”
“something's sucking out your core.”
“what you see is not the dark, it’s just the gods upturning inkpots.”
“who died and made you king of it all?”
“it seems to me that you you can’t dance for shit.”
“there's no fucking way you're from [place].”
“we didn’t talk.”
“and the candle we lit, well we’ll use it to burn this whole place to the ground.”
“he said, hey, darling, hey, hey, darling, hey.”
“i know they think i’m nightmare.”
“take my hand, let us waltz for the dead.”
“for you, i would have gone so much blonder.”
“it’s not fair, 'cause you make me laugh when i'm actually really fucking cross at you for something.”
“go tell them how we failed you.”
“symphonies and sweat and sex mean nothing when you are obsessed with sin and soil and strength and song and all the words that came out wrong and him.”
“we don’t know what’s out there.”
“i look into the waters and see a face i don’t recognise.”
“let's try and fit into the same pair of stretchy old track pants and just roll around inside each other for three whole days.”
“we showed the world that we exist.”
“your smile tells me i’m safe.”
“it's like all the wallpaper inside my heart is slowly slowly peeling off and i'm showing all the stains and things they wrote on the wall before.”
“might you allow me to slip into something more comfortable then?”
“you stole the best years of my life.”
“all hell and its fire waits for us.”
“we'll make our christmas decorations out of toilet roll tubes and tinfoil.”
“how bold i was, could be - will be - still am, by god still am.”
“it's what i meant.”
“welcome to my table, bring your hunger.”
“you're the one who told me my hair looked better black.”
“i’ll sing silence, and ask my glass of wine for guidance.”
“what changed?”
“'then maybe you'd still be snuggled here in my bed watching netflix. and now i can't 'cause you changed the password when you left.”
“i wish that i’d been brave.”
“we callеd them all liars.”
“but you lack the conviction to look at me straight and say yes.”
“there’s something changed.”
“give me two damn minutes and i'll be fine.”
“you watch the stars hurl all their fundaments in wonderment.”
“get drunk for me, sing louder than you’ve sung for me.”
“what's that hold that the big dark king of nothing has got on you?”
“but i’ll stick up for you, even though you haven’t got a fucking clue.”
“i cannot sleep when all you do is cry.”
“i toast to their talents.”
“how wrong you were.”
“i tried, i really fucking tried.”
“'cause although you say good day to me, i know i don’t belong.”
“sweet nothings are screamed not spoken.”
“back then i was dauntless.”
“all the bastards applaud when i show that i’m flawed.”
“now my ink’s blood-red, not black.”
“it’s just sometimes nice to feel what it’s like to be in someone else’s coat.”
“you were raised by wolves and voices.”
“i mop up what is left of my lungs.”
“i could try to calm you down but i know you won't.”
“it’s my dad’s.”
“you were supposed to be my light and keep me safe against them all. how could you leave me here?”
“everyone knows how sex is better when you’re unemployed.”
“and i laugh, and i laugh ‘cause laughing right now, it’s all, it's all that i have.”
“farewell wanderlust, you’ve been oh so kind.”
“you’re not flawed darling, you’re just a little under-rehearsed.”
“it’s never my intention but it happens all the same.”
“your eyes aren’t rivers there to weep, but a place for crows to rest their feet.”
“i’m not going to scream, beat my chest at the wind. i’m doing fine.”
“you’ll never get your dinner if you don’t learn how to get along.”
“oh we, we’re gonna get on.”
“i make myself acquainted with the saint of never getting it right.”
“i would have stayed if you'd had asked.”
“fret not dear heart.”
“i'm here and i'm alive.”
“this is us, this is me, and this how we’re meant to be.”
“i cannot find the words to keep you.”
“come rest for the winter, wear my jumper all night long.”
“you look like i need a drink.”
“are you god or devil?”
“i’m the hardest goodbye that you’ll ever have to say.”
“i’ll play our song to see if the piano’s in tune.”
“come rip up the flesh of my fears.”
“do you think she even knows i bought my shoes from oxfam?”
“could be ghosts or monsters or a robot vampire, i dunno.”
“what the hell went wrong, 'cause we had this planned.”
“without you, i’m stronger, i’m no longer filled with wonder.”
“the best laid plans had it all planned.”
“oh darling lord, how you make me laugh.”
“look at me as you say this, don’t look at your phone.”
“i know i won’t be long ‘cause i know i don’t belong.”
“can't you see that i'm enough for you but you don't want me to be?”
“do y’know what they cost?”
“if god make us all in his image, then god’s a fucking nerd.”
“if i'm good, will you come back?”
“is that what you think of me now?”
“i should go home.”
“i'll spend my days so close to you 'cause if i'm standing here maybe everyone will think i'm cool.”
“i know she’s giving up.”
“he's falling out of touch.”
“you don’t have to be brilliant.”
“i promise you there’s more.”
“i need a drink or two.”
“you dad will forget the words.”
“and i love you, don’t you know.”
“do i have to be who i am?”
“i’ll give them back.”
“i'll yell it from the rooftops for you.”
“it’s just your voice learning for once to stand up tall.”
“every night i hear them howling.”
“for a time there is timelessness.”
“you’re all mine.”
“you gave us such a fright.”
“i won’t let you turn our last night into this.”
“i've been waiting for you to come home.”
“let not them hear the mutterings of all your fears.”
“i know exactly what i want, and it's this life that we've created.”
“this here is not makeup, it’s a porcelain tomb.”
“my heart is tearing pages from that funny story i rehearsed.”
“i’m not lonеly, i just like being on my own.”
“are you cain, 'cause i'm not abel.”
“yeah, well i’m sorry too.”
“take me back to that dance hall where you got thrown out 'cause they thought you were drunk.”
“you are screaming far too loud to hear me swear.”
“for the first time in all my life, i know i’m more than what i fear.”
“i’ll take my fucking time.”
“can't we just talk about this?”
“certainly fucking feels like it.”
“i'm not telling but you can fuck off if no one will come back for you.”
“you’re better than this.”
“you're going too fast.”
“he's got so much fucking hair.”
“sometimes i fall to pieces, just to see what bits of me don’t fit.”
“of all the flowers you picked, i knew you would forget forget-me-nots.”
“don't you ever wonder what could have been?”
“my dress is on fire.”
“we don't have time to fuck around.”
“i will be the man my father never was.”
“the oldies at the back try their best to hack their way out with the gardener's pruning shears.”
“did you tell them about the time we met?”
“your face lights up like you’ve woken up from this endless fucking nightmare of pretending this is you.”
“if we join our hands in prayer enough to god, i imagine it all starts to sound like applause.”
“and fucking bastard what is it.”
“but now i’m leading doesn’t that just scare you to death?”
“although you hold my hand and say ‘i love you,’ you are wrong.”
“they’ll sing of every time you passed your fingers through my hair and called me child.”
“let’s dance together.”
“i hope to god i’m not the first.”
“we’re drunk but drinking.”
“a new us has begun.”
“i will try to harmonise.”
“witness me, old man, i am the wild.”
“please don’t do this, my heart is breaking.”
“my head’s not yours it’s mine.”
“stop making up death wishes.”
“you do not get to hurt me just because i asked you once if you were alright.”
“want some pancakes?”
“i can’t do this, you don’t understand.”
“they’ll speak of me in whispered tones and say my name like it shakes their bones.”
“i'm stronger now than you have ever known.”
“you couldn’t lie then and you sure as hell can’t lie to me now.”
“so long to the person you begged me to be.”
“nothing quite prepares you for when they don’t come back.”
“i forgot to pack them lunches.”
“he’s awesome, like me.”
“flirting at the back of a bookshop.”
“i forgive them at last.”
“if you ever touch or harm him, please rest assured that you might not fear a man, but to a woman by the end you’ll kneel and plea.”
“why won't you just tell them all to fuck off, love, and be mine?”
“welcome to the storm, i am thunder.”
“i’d burn so bright it blinded.”
“it's not fair 'cause you make me ache, you bastard.”
“i’d catch you every time you fell.”
“give me back my heart, you wingless thing.”
“can’t you hear that scratching? there’s something at the door.”
“you say the words so often that i barely know the meaning.”
“you are in the earth of me.”
“do you like my accent?”
“why won't you believe i love you if i'm not hurting you?”
“oh, the hearts i've broken …”
“what you hear is not silence, it’s just the trees waiting to hear what next you’ll hum.”
“that creaking you hear in my bones is not pain, it’s applause.”
“don't turn around dear.”
“with every strength i have, i ask if you play d&d.”
“hold my hand.”
“my friends are telling me i'm pissed.”
“you try so hard.”
“run for all you know that’s coming.”
“you brought me to this party but you left me here behind.”
“i love you.”
“i wish i’d done things different.”
“it doesn’t know how to get out.”
“i don’t know, but i’m here, i’m all yours, dear heart, don’t cry.”
“i look at the phone on the floor and i drink that nice wine you were saving.”
“watch me choke at your bad joke.”
“they said it all comes down to you.”
“i won't leave without a fight.”
“when you were young, you’d kick things just to see if they would fall.”
“i know the kindest thing is to never leave you alone.”
“’cause i’m not trapped, with you, you see - you’re the one who’s trapped with me.”
“christ, you'll be the death of me.”
“you're the one who told me to never look back.”
“my jokes are my armour, and my kindness is my sword.”
“i make jokes to show how broken i really am.”
“you were in a band.”
“remember today you are loved.”
“hold me, lover, like you used to.”
“and i will wait and hope and rest my head at night content knowing where my marbles went.”
“me wearing your clothes just to surprise you when you come home all tired of those wankers that you serve all night.”
“it's saving me now, love.”
“how the fuck am i supposed to carry on without you here?”
“the wine stains hide the tears.”
“you rip my ribcage open and devour what’s truly yours.”
“what’s the point anymore?”
“don’t lie with your eyes, you know i despise that look.”
“oh my god it’s so unfair.”
“be good to me.”
“and that drink, will it fix all those questions unasked?”
“i am the wild.”
“i know you’re strong enough to do this on your own.”
“i know that i’ve been through the wars.”
“you’re the thigh-high hemline i just can’t stop staring at.”
“he doesn’t understand.”
“today i somehow understand the reason i was born.”
“fuck you.”
“but where you see weakness i see wit.”
“the minute i met you, the colours of my life began to pour.”
“try please try for me.”
“i pick up the phone, dial your number and wait.”
“i’ve loved you, for a hundred years.”
“why so sad?”
“if my old mum could see me now, oh how she’d howl.”
“i put up fairy lights just to distract you.”
“i've even learned to cook.”
“you've no clue how to sew.”
“we’d hate to see your mascara drip into your pint.”
“i’m filming shit on that camera you nicked.”
“you don't need to pretend to be someone you’re not.”
“our gods have abandoned us.”
“i’m the tales that the guests will applaud and believe.”
“a song you know's begun.”
“oh those folks will run and tell the tales of what i’ve become.”
“where have you been?”
“i’m the captain of courage you’ve eternally lacked.”
“i watched that woman drown.”
“where i’m going is for me and me alone.”
“i'll run until i begin to understand what holy men really mean when they speak of sand and sons and seams and symphonies and sweat and sex and sin.”
“it's so boring.”
“you dragged us both into the darkness that grows.”
“tear me up and burn me up and rip me up and leave your hand on the wall as you go.”
“it's not fair 'cause you make me weep when i'm just trying to watch the office with my yoghurt.”
“be good, be safe, be kind.”
“what’s left is the mess that you left when you told me i wasn’t right in the head.”
“go tell them how we fucked you up.”
“i don’t want them to go.”
“just relax and come to bed with me.”
“you try so loud to love me; i cannot seem to hear.”
“i'll darn you back together.”
“tomorrow’s jokes have yet to be laughed at or said.”
“i promise you i’m not broken.”
“i promise to be patient.”
“i’ve been here so many times before.”
“you're so beautiful to me.”
“i’m untangling my headphones ‘cause sometimes they’re the only thing that keeps my head in place.
“i’m going to binge watch a box set, drink wine, reminisce.”
“pour me wine by my bed.”
“i'll watch her ruin her life and dye her hair bright colours.”
“you promise to be kind.”
“oh, darling, please be mine.”
“i drag myself like a rug in the rain.”
“i’m your angel ellipsis, your devil of dots.”
“i promise you i’ll write.”
“i’m the saint of the paint that was left in the pot.”
“it's so boring to see you tired all the time.”
“i’m scared of the dark.”
“these hands are growing cold.”
“i know your fingernails are the colour of rust.”
“if i don’t make it back from where i’ve gone, just know i loved you all along.”
“you're the one who asked me if i'm feeling ok.”
“honey i'm no man, i'm what’s left when children go to war.”
“back then i wasn’t hopeful.”
“just watch me burn.”
“i'll make a hundred paper planes to decorate our tiny room.”
“why won't you let me follow in your footsteps as you trek into that underground world?”
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peachprc  lyric  sentence  starters ↪  taken  from  her  entire  discography  to  date.  trigger  warnings  for  religion,  drug  use,  unhealthy  coping  mechanisms,  alcohol  mentions,  mental  illness  allusions,  &  more.  some  lyrics  have  been  tweaked  to  work  better  as  full  sentences.  alter  as  you  see  fit  ♡
“i leave ya on a comedown.”
“i mean this respectfully: god is a bit of a freak.”
“i understand.”
“why would i spend my eternity with god when he's a freak?”
“i'm hard to love; there's no denying.”
“don't wanna love me 'cause it feels too risky.”
“i've been told i'm heavy to hold.”
“if you've had enough … thanks for trying.”
“stop calling me, [name].”
“i know your type.”
“don't be shy, come in.”
“i hate this winter theme.”
“i know you only call tryna patch things up and all.”
“all your money's rolled up your nose.”
“i wasn't always colourblind.”
“and i think maybe you're lost.”
“let's pour a drink.”
“tell him he did nothing wrong, you just decided you prefer blondes.”
“"how to win friends, influence them" let you down.”
“"fix you" is only pretty when it's sung by coldplay.”
“i'm artificial sweetener.”
“i'm hard to beat.”
“call me a skeptic, but i kept it to myself.”
“ i been good for so so long - a little fun never hurt no one.”
“you're incomplete.”
“and i think you're kinda narcissistic; you should see a therapist.”
“and i don't wanna talk when you're knockin' off, drunk at four o'clock.”
“don't put all your eggs in one basket just cause you saw the world through some peach coloured glasses.”
“i think amphetamine's the only crystal that'd help.”
“i'm not saying i miss you, i just think i have dreams where i kiss you and it's pink, and i wake up in a room full of blue, and i remember how violet looked on you.”
“i'm exhausted always cutting you off.”
“put on that dress he don't like.”
“i've got a problem keeping friends.”
“you've got someone else on your mind.”
“so i think i'm cured. this time i'm sure. it's different than before.”
“you just wanna dance all night.”
“i'll be your experiment, we'll do it for the hell of it.”
“i hear cars pull up outside, ring doorbells but they're never mine.”
“call me heart and jaw breaker.”
“i'm not saying i miss you, i just think i have dreams where i kiss you …”
“sleep in my room instead.”
“i tried some crystals i was told would fix me up.”
“let me change your mind with a kiss.”
“i got a question for you: does he make you feel like i do?”
“how can i love myself when i'm so draining to everyone else?”
“sitcoms on vhs - laugh tracks echo the friends that left.”
“i have like four notes in my brain and that's it.”
“here's my confession.”
“such an entrepreneur clown.”
“is there a shortlist order of importance or is it just luck based?”
“i'm still waiting up tonight.”
“it's all just symptomatic.”
“i know you're okay but don't throw out your meds cause you had a good day.”
“my gingerbread house is on fire.”
“does your mum still buy your clothes?”
“put on that dress he don't like.”
“what's your deal? 'cause you're living like a baller on a budget of 'bout twenty dollars, plus my rent money you "borrowed".”
“i'm not saying i love you, i just mean … maybe grass on your side really was green.”
“guess god had time that day.”
“i'm gonna get rum drunk.”
“why's he watching me getting railed on the couch?”
“i can't think of anything else.”
“a bump's the only snow i'll ever see.”
“don't worry about it - kids that've sinned get sick.”
“i know you're gonna hear this song on all the playlists it comes on.”
“[name] you're no fun you just sedate me.”
“maybe i'm just a little too old.”
“my solar plexus had a hole that needed love.”
“how can i brave this storm when i just burn them trying to keep warm?”
“he says i fill the void with boys and overspend.”
“i’ve done some things i shouldn't do.”
“i got a feeling you'd be better off with me.”
“i just wanna call you mine.”
“listen i'm just confused with the work that he's doing.”
“it's not serious, it's just an experience.”
“i thought you were blocked.”
“you'd be surprised, the things i've done since you've been gone.”
“all trick no treat.”
“don't tell my doctor that i'm day drinking again.”
“i think he likes me, maybe i'm a narcissist.”
“weird you're acting like my boyfriend.”
“i'm not usually this forward but now i wanna be.”
“this story's gonna take all night.”
“and i heard you're gettin' drunk at bars still.”
“i can't do anything else.”
“fuck off, stop calling me, [name].”
“it's getting all kinds of ridiculous.”
“he's gonna kill me.”
“they'll kiss me, their manic dream pixie.”
“i'm getting tired.”
“maybe start with all the holes you left in the wall.”
“get another round and taste it.”
“he's got fucked up priorities.”
“how's your business workin' out?”
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the  fall  (  2006  )  sentence  starters ↪  taken  from  tarsem  singh’s  visual  fantasy  film.  alter  as  you  see  fit  ♡
“i have a message for you.”
“your note came in, and landed on my lap. couldn't even understand it. it's written in gibberish or something.”
“how'd you hurt your arm?”
“i was picking oranges.”
“hey, i can see you. come on out here. i can see you hiding.”
“all right, don't break your other arm.”
“what's in your box?”
“he's got the same gap in his teeth, must run in the family.”
“i'm sorry to hear that.”
“he was lost in the middle of a vast desert, full of orange sand with only a handful of men but they didn't have any water.”
“i believe your wisdom shall save us all.”
“it's stupid.”
“what would you do better?”
“hey, why don't you come back tomorrow . . . and i'm going to tell
you a different story. an epic tale of love and revenge.”
“you know what "epic" means?”
“you should be fully recovered.”
“in the next couple of weeks the pain should abate, then one more operation.”
“this is going to take some effort on your part, too, you know that?”
“next time, i'll glue your lips to this and carry you away.”
“if you were trying to impress her . . . [name] already did a better job.”
“every cloud has a silver lining, that's for sure.”
“i didn't throw orange at you.”
“you're not missing much.”
“will you tell me the story now?”
“all right, close your eyes. what do you see? can you see the stars?”
“it was a starry night . . .”
“i like him.”
“i don't know why flamingos are pink.”
“that's a good guess.”
“but i don't like pirate stories.”
“i just wanted to know if your friend was a pirate.”
“i need to learn to swim.”
“how sad. the tortures of this world have driven the poor man mad.”
“i just wanna play a little game.”
“are you telling the truth?”
“no. you just said no, you weren't telling the truth.”
“do you want me to finish the story?”
“please! are you listening to me?”
“i'm sorry i shouted at you. i was angry.”
“are you trying to save my soul?”
“did you understand what i meant?”
“are you worried about me?”
“do you know what "soul" means? it’s like strength . . .”
“that which has been taken from me can never be replaced.”
“i could've saved you, but i was weak.”
“my grief has gone blood-red with revenge.”
“hey! you can't eat it, it's poisonous!”
“please don't run! the poison works faster if you run!”
“you always stop at the same part - when it's very beautiful and interesting.”
“i'm having a hard time sleeping and i can't remember that story.”
“i'm asking you as a friend.”
“it's no different than stealing bread from a church.”
“you look beautiful.”
“you get up! you better get up and show these people you are sleeping.these men will chop you if you don't get up.”
“you know what i do when something frightens me? i say the magic words. googly, googly, googly, begone.”
“did you get what i sent you for?”
“she doesn't know anything about him, but he knew everything about her.”
“boys, she's mine.”
“you read my note.”
“how do you know about the priest and the orange?”
“everybody knows you like throwing oranges at the priest.”
“well, i want you to stay here until you get better.”
“i want to add something to it.”
“what happens to the money if i die?”
“[name], you need to get off this suicide thing.”
“problem is not his back. it's a broken heart. he needs to get over her. i mean, he's not the first guy to lose his girl.”
“you are someone famous.”
“i hope i never get better.”
“i want to stay here with you.”
“you like chocolate?”
“he's not my friend.”
“he's not my friend either.”
“i don't want to be a bandit.”
“it's the best part of the story, and since you're leaving soon, i'd hate for you to spend your whole life . . . wondering how it turned out.”
“i think he stole it from me.”
“i've been on a quest for revenge.”
“i've fallen in love with you. but i am consumed with revenge. i'm not a man who can be loved.”
“when i fall asleep, you gotta go. and don't come back tomorrow.”
“i'm sorry about this.”
“i don't want you to see me like this.”
“no, i don't want to make them kiss.”
“i want to look at you until i die.”
“what a mystery this world. one day you love them and the next day . . . you want to kill them a thousand times over.”
“i’m glad i never kissed you.”
“it says all that on that little locket?”
“first, marriage. and then they can kiss.”
“no wonder the bag was so heavy.”
“yeah. my daughter from a previous marriage.”
“i didn't recognise you because you have teeth.”
“will you shut up, already?”
“i've had enough of you!”
“maybe one day you can take me and introduce me to your friend [name].”
“he's very sad. he's lost his girlfriend. he needs to sleep.”
“i'm sure they're taking very good care of him.”
“that is your responsibility and this is how you treat it.”
“to get better, you gotta have the will and your own desire to live.”
“i heard. everybody's heard.you're famous.”
“yeah, they’re angry. but not at you.”
“i didn't tell anybody about our secret.”
“i should go. you need your rest.”
“the story was just a trick to get you to do something for me.”
“there’s no happy ending with me.”
“she was just pretending to love you.”
“they're going to find out I'm a fraud!”
“i don't like this! i don't like this story.”
“why are you killing everybody?”
“it’s my story.”
“no, but wait a little. wait, please!”
“you are making this up.”
“i want you to see how pathetic he really is.”
“for god’s sakes, the water’s only waist-high.”
“i'm not your father.”
“how pathetic! look at him!”
“there's nothing left for him.”
“she'll survive. she's young.”
“it's okay. it's all right. it's over now.”
“give me a kiss.”
“you do realise it was all a test to see if you truly loved me, don't you?”
“i’m not feeling very well.”
“we’re a strange pair, aren’t we?”
“did i just miss something?”
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mother  mother  lyric  sentence  starters ↪  req’d  by  anon  !  take  from  their  album  o  my  heart.  alter  as  you  see  fit  ♡
“it's a body of work that you can't ever change.”
“there's a man and a woman outside.”
“i want to set my heart on fire.”
“take my hands.”
“all my money been a long time spent : on my drugs, on my rent, on my saving philosophy. it goes ‘one in the bank, and the rest for me’.”
“don't sink because my heart's not heavy.”
“bodies break.”
“you gotta see the artistry in tearing the place apart with me, baby.”
“i hurt my leg.”
“it’s safe to say some don’t change.”
“like a pile of shit i can't seem to forget.”
“i made a wreck out of my hand; i put it through the wall.”
“oh my heart, it's the black in a rainbow.”
“i sleep with one eye on the bedroom door.”
“just because we can.”
“i scratch my name.”
“once i was told just how to get rich, but i spit on that good advice.”
“throw my troubles at the pearly gates.”
“i know i don't wanna make the same mistake.”
“but the ice don't melt in mid-december.”
“i wanna visit that place, blow the dust from the bones.”
“i'll leave them folded neat and tidy.”
“you don't need treats, you don't need tricks.”
“i try to change.”
“i wanna trade my dimwits in for tips”
“don't you think it's kinda cute?”
“cacti and cacti for miles.”
“i remember the days when i'd make you oh-so afraid.”
“can't stop trippin' on these old roads i go down.”
“if i catch fire then i'll change my aim; throw my troubles at the world again.”
“i i like to fidget.”
“let's break it.”
“he never came back again.”
“i'm just a big ol' wrecking ball.”
“i make a list of all the ways to change my ways, but i stay the same.”
“i don't wish that were me.”
“don't think i know how to do this.”
“i've grown tired of this body.”
“we’re gonna make it.”
“i've been ghosting.”
“you'll know i'm out of hiding.”
“but it ain't quite dead, it just is like this.”
“ i feel useless.”
“get my foot in the door and my face on the page.”
“i died in your arms tonight.”
“you don't need poltergeists for sidekicks.”
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pink  floyd  lyric  sentence  starters ↪  req’d  by  anon  !  i  chose  random  songs  ‘cause  i  wasn’t  going  to  do  their  entire  discography.  let  me  know  if  you’d  like  a  pt  2  :)  alter  as  you  see  fit  ♡
“that cat's something i can't explain.”
“you must be proud of him.”
“where were you when i was hurt and helpless?”
“is it true you beat your fists on the floor?”
“i was spending my time in the doldrums.”
“remember the flowers i sent?”
“come on, it’s time to go.”
“i'll need some information first.”
“ancient bonds are breaking.”
“you know you just can’t win.”
“i have seen the writing on the wall.”
“when i was a child i had a fever - my hands felt just like two balloons. now i’ve got that feeling again.”
“i know that you care for me.”
“you only have to read the lines.”
“were they really sad for me?”
“do you think they'll like this song?”
“and did they get you trade your heroes for ghosts?”
“do you think she's dangerous?”
“you pick the place and i'll choose the time.”
“hanging on in quiet desperation is the english way.”
“your lips move but i can't hear what you're saying.”
“who's gonna show this stranger around?”
“it was just before dawn.”
“it's a helluva start.”
“should i trust the government?”
“will they really laugh at me?”
“can you stand?”
“i knew the moment had arrived.”
“the moment is at hand.”
“what do you want from me?”
“you are young, and life is long, and there is time to kill today.”
“you may feel a little sick.”
“i've got nicotine stains on my fingers.”
“you're never gonna die.”
“i can't explain. you wouldn’t understand.”
“how i wish you were here.”
“so you think you can tell heaven from hell?”
“you know that i care what happens to you.”
“why are you running away?”
“tell me more.”
“all in all you're just another brick in the wall.”
“i've got a bag with a toothbrush and a comb.”
“the band is just fantastic.”
“we don't need no education.”
“i turned to look but ... it was gone.”
“can you show me where it hurts?”
“do you want me to make a daisy chain for you?”
“it's alright, we know where you've been.”
“thought i'd something more to say.”
“he's never been the same.”
“you can have anything you want.”
“just nod if you can hear me.”
“you gotta get an album out.”
“every year is getting shorter.”
“they tell me to please go fuck myself.”
“i thought that everything else would just wait.”
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spider-man  2  (  2004  )  sentence  starters ↪  taken  from  sam  raimi’s  second  spider-man  film.  i  don’t  think  y’all  understand  how  much  i  love  doc  ock,  dear  lord.  anyway  enjoy.  alter  as  you  see  fit  ♡
“she looks at me every day.”
“if only she knew how i felt about her.”
“i made a choice once to live a life of responsibility.”
“no, no, no, stop! stop!”
“[name], you're late, man. always late.”
“look, you are my only hope, all right?”
“you have to make it in time.”
“[name], you're a nice guy. but you're just not dependable.”
“hey, what, are you stupid?”
“i know to you, [name], a promise means nothing. but to me, it's serious.”
“you turned the whole city against him.”
“you always appear exhausted.”
“what's the occasion?”
“it's going fine. it's going good.”
“so where you been, pal? you don't return my calls.”
“the less you see of that man, the better.”
“i don't have time for girls right now.”
“i want us to be friends, [name]. i want us to trust each other.”
“if you knew who he was, would you tell me?”
“i'm worried about you.”
“i liked seeing you tonight, [name].”
“intelligence is not a privilege, it's a gift.”
“[name], what have we been talking about for the last hour and a half?”
“love should never be a secret.”
“t.s. eliot is more complicated than advanced science.”
“if you want to get a woman to fall in love with you, feed her poetry.”
“you seem jittery tonight.”
“it helps maintain the illusion.”
“you sure you don't wanna come tonight?”
“i wish i could tell you how i feel about you.”
“the power of the sun in the palm of my hand.”
“this doesn't change anything.”
“crazy scientist turns himself into some kind of a monster.”
“you're un-fired. i need you, come here.”
“no, no, no, i'm not a criminal.”
“the real crime would be not to finish what we started.”
“oh, that boy of yours is a real hero.”
“i can't keep thinking about you. it's too painful.”
“can i get you a drink?”
“you seem very okay to me.”
“gotta make you mad not to know who you are. your soul disappears. nothing as bad as uncertainty.”
“i'm not really wicked at all. you mustn't think that i'm wicked.”
“you once told me you loved me. i let things get in the way before.”
“i could get more than that on ebay.”
“would you like a piece of chocolate cake?”
“you're adorable.”
“kiss me.”
“if only i could cause you the pain that you've caused me.”
“there are bigger things happening here than me and you.”
“this is really heavy.”
“i will not die a monster.”
“can't you respect me enough to let me make my own decision?”
“go get ‘em, tiger.”
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young  royals  (  2021  )  sentence  starters ↪  taken  from  netflix’s  swedish  ya  drama.  non-contextual  spoilers.  trigger  warning  for  mentions  of  sexual  activity,  drugs,  alcohol,  death,  implied  internalised  homophobia,  bullying.  alter  as  you  see  fit  ♡
“at least you can stay for a cup of coffee?”
“hey, wait up. did you sleep together?” 
“he's probably making out with someone. forget it.”
“i can't take it anymore.”
“what are you doing?”
“and he had to finish your sentence. what's going on? you like him.”
“every time you see your dad, you get all depressed.”
“you're still here, so obviously you must want something.”
“are you high? what the hell are you on?”
“does this make you horny?” 
“i like [town name], but i don't want to live here forever.”
“you can leave now. go home. i'm staying here for the weekend.”
“do you want chocolate?”
“how do you feel?” 
“it's kind of hard to tell them apart, you know.” 
“you're a worthless drunk.”
“you … you need to figure out what you want. and you can take all the time you need. and i respect that. but you have to do it by yourself. i don't want to be anyone's secret.”
“you have to stop pretending that you're not afraid.”
“that's the thing, i just don't want that.”
“it's something new. something fresh.”
“can we talk privately for a minute?” 
“and if anyone gives you a hard time, you know, just let me know, and i'll take care of it.” 
“you do know you don't need to hide?” 
“are you gonna let us in?”
“promise to let me know if there's anything i can do.”
“hey, we won't go blind from your moonshine, right?”
“i'm just getting a good vibe. that's all.”
“you're so fucking pathetic.”
“you realize that this will have consequences?”
“he's such a fucking idiot.”
“i wanted us to have a few minutes alone.”
“when you're young, love feels like the most important thing in the world.” 
“i really like you.”
“felt like i had to rescue you from that situation.”
“it got so damn hot in there, i thought i'd get some fresh air.”
“you are allowed your own opinions. it's cool.”
“i've seen the way you look at each other.”
“here, this one is a little big for me, but i think it'll look great on you.”
“do you think royal dick is different than regular?”
“you're the only one here i feel i can actually talk to.” 
“i haven't heard anything yet, but i'll tell you as soon as i do.”
“you can't just lie here jerking off.”
“i don't want to go to some fucking boarding school!”
“i've missed this place so much.”
“are you going to horror movie night on friday?”
“but i like you. and that is not fake.”
“you don't need to share everything.”
“we should go to a concert again sometime.”
“you're fucking crazy!”
“where have you been? i've been trying to reach you.”
“just don't use the school's wi-fi for porn surfing. could be embarrassing.”
“but no matter what, they can't dictate what you say.”
“sorry about last night.”
“i don't want to talk to you!”
“i don't wanna sound like an idiot.”
“i was thinking, would you like to have a sleepover at my place? because that's something friends do. it's going to be really cozy.”
“i think maybe we should forget about that.”
“you can't really see that it is you.”
“i mean, it could be anyone. it's so fucking stupid.”
“i don't want to say anything.” 
“now you're doing it again. you're trying to take care of me.” 
“i can take it, it's okay.”
“that's not true. i haven't spoken to my parents.”
“we haven't done anything wrong.”
“you're beautiful! you're so beautiful.”
“i'm gay, [name].”
“seriously? what the fuck is your problem?”
“you keep letting people piss on you!”
“i just assumed you didn't want special treatment.”
“keep your friends close and your enemies closer.”
“so you thought you'd start spreading false rumours without having any proof?” 
“i just didn't want to lose you.”
“uh, there's pizza left if you want some.”
“everybody thinks you're perfect. you know that, right?”
“he's just been outed.”
“i'm going to fuck this up.”
“he bloody ruined my fucking life!”
“why are you sitting in your room sulking when you have a crush to hang out with?”
“hi. sorry, i was feeling a bit better. so i thought it was okay that i hung out with some friends.”
"everyone should be allowed to live as gay or straight or whatever they want.”
“i woke up in my own bed. that's always something.”
“could i just have one second? just one second alone, please?”
“i’m sorry. but it was, like, the only way.”
“i thought, everyone deserves a second chance.”
“i'm sorry about the mess. i wasn't expecting such distinguished company.”
“i just don't want you to be treated badly again.”
“oh, fuck.”
“you don't even… aren't you even gonna answer me?”
“i didn't know that one was supposed to sign up.”
“in real life, you don't pay to get ahead.”
“and what the fuck does your dad do?”
“let's try to have some table manners.”
“it's, like, really serious.”
“who the hell can live like this for three fucking years?”
“that's what happens when you buy the cheap ones.”
“i need your help with something. ”
“being a prince is not a punishment, but a privilege.”
“it's awesome to just chill out.”
“or maybe he lied about that too. what do i know?”
“you have to give people a chance.”
“you have to try to see it from my perspective.” 
“what the hell's this?”
“what happened to "we should forget about it"?”
“stop being so fucking stubborn and try to understand my situation.”
“sometimes it's better not to say everything.” 
“i was just bored.”
“have you ever had a boyfriend?”
“sometimes it's better to keep quiet.”
“can i get you some coffee?”
“nobody else cares about these things.”
“i lost track of time.”
“everybody does the same things and everybody knows everybody.”
“thanks for rescuing me yesterday.”
“remember when he came up to us the first week and was like, "what's up?"”
“i need you to delete all our texts.”
“i can't keep doing this anymore.”
“are you gonna let them go on with their bullshit?”
“i want to be with you.”
“here's a blanket, a pillow, and bed sheets. there you go.”
“okay, yeah. you don't seem to have grasped what i'm trying to say.”
“it's usually boring as hell.”
“he's been dealing to us for months.”
“i don't want to talk to him.”
“don't you wanna date [name] anymore?”
“i don't know why he's started texting me again. he knows i don't want anything to do with him.” 
“yeah, we had a shitload of drugs.”
“we could murder someone, and nobody would say a word.”
“she needs some fun.”
“he's just doing it to fuck with me.”
“it's such a weird question.”
“i just wanted to say hi. i don't believe we've met. ”
“but i still want us to be friends.”
“if i were to stay here… would you… like to keep me company? just you and me.”
“everything's, like, upside down now.”
“have you always lived here?”
“damn it. sorry. shit. i completely forgot.”
“i'm sure someone has a story to tell.”
“you've got to put yourself first. i mean, no matter what he thinks about it.”
“come on! you can't just sit there stuck in your room.”
“you can snuggle up in my safe arms if it gets scary.”
“i want to live a normal life.”
“let me have a look. you can hardly see it.”
“any other dick that's been sucked?”
“you just expect everything to be on your terms.”
“i want to know everything!”
“you don't have to go there. i'll take care of myself.”
“has anyone ever told you how pretty you are?” 
“i'll just stay in and go to bed early.”
“thanks for explaining the schedule.”
“i'd rather die.”
“i don't want you to be mad.”
“promise to tell me if something is wrong.”
“i can't be dressed like this if you're dressed like that.” 
“it's really complicated.”
“it feels like you don't care what people think about you, or if you have a lot of friends and stuff.” 
“nobody asked you to come. feel free to leave if you want.”
“well, nobody has ever, ever asked for this!” 
“there isn't so much to do around here.”
“you've become such a snob.”
“i know you're only trying to help me.” 
“do you like it here?”
“i don't wanna go in there. we're not even invited. fuck this.”
“don't you think it's weird [name] invited us to come?”
“if they hadn't been here, would you've, uh, made out with me?”
“so, you're an actual proper couple now?”
“you're thinking about someone else.”
“you're right. we're doing this together.”
“thanks… for nothing.”
“why are you even so obsessed with him?”
“i want you to hold me.”
“call me when you want to be picked up.”
“what the fuck do you care?” 
“i don't think we're a couple or anything. i don't know what it is.”
“you never asked me!”
“your focus should be on comforting me so that i can comfort him.” 
“it's not that hard. you have to be able to keep up appearances.”
“famous people make videos like that.”
“maybe somebody forgot to tell me, as usual.”
“just make a move on [name] and show him what you want.”
“you wanna stay a while and jam?”
“have you talked to your parents about it?”
“a diverse bunch of losers, who'll never amount to anything.”
“why can't i decide how the hell i want to live?”
“apparently, i'm the only one who doesn't know everybody.”
“i used to have straight a's on every test.”
“it will damage our reputation.”
“i'm fucking starving.”
“why is it called tax "evasion" but welfare "scam"? it's all right that rich people cheat, but when poor people do it, it's messed up. for rich people, it's not even called "welfare”, it's called "deduction."”
“what the fuck is rowing?”
“what the hell have you done, [name]?”
“good voice, man.”
“why can't i just have a relationship with him?”
“did you have fun last friday?”
“all the people are fake. they're made out of metal.”
what do you want me to say? i'm sorry!”
“is this some kind of prank?”
“i like you when you are yourself!”
“but you like him, don't you?”
“she shouldn't talk to you like that.”
“are you into him?”
“something's not right, i think we should head back to the road.”
“do you have trouble sleeping?”
“doesn't anyone care what i want?”
“just don't tell anyone that i've been here.”
“i was going to text you back, but…”
“your only mistake was that you hung out with the wrong kind of people.”
“i just wanted to help.”
“i know you'll use anything to get high or drunk.” 
“it's time to stop being so selfish.”
“i just want my fucking money.”
“you should've planned ahead. didn't you bring a sandwich?” 
“who the fuck wants to be normal anyway?”
“you fucking told me you were the one i could always come to!”
“i take it back.”
“i can see there's something going on.”
“i have to finish getting ready, so if you could please leave.”
“no one likes me when i'm myself.” 
“i hope you have a nice christmas.”
“i'm gonna do the wrong things, say the wrong things.”
“my mom is gonna kill me.”
“do you remember what you said to me last night?”
“i cannot be dragged into this.”
“i like you too.”
“you're no longer a part of my family.”
“it's well-suited for smaller people.”
“i assume that he thought that it would make him popular.”
“i didn't ask for this!”
“it's no problem. i like doing it.”
“it feels like i'm gonna throw up.”
“don't i get any breakfast?”
“whatever i do, i can't do anything right.”
“we haven't been to any party whatsoever.”
“did you get my texts?”
“i think it sounds romantic.”
“uh, wait, you have to come to the horror movie night on friday.”
“i liked what you said in there, [name].”
“okay, maybe he used to be a player, but love can actually change you.”
“it's nice to make an effort and dress up for dinner.” 
“i'm in a fucked-up situation and i'm trying to talk to you.” 
“you don't understand. i was gonna pay it.”
“you're not that kind of guy.”
“i was about to go outside and, um, do you wanna come with?”
“what about me?” 
“it was… okay, i guess.”
“can i sit with you?”
“you call this a scary movie?”
“i have a million things to take care of, i don't have time to talk to you.”
“have you lost it completely?”
“but i'm starving.”
“this past year has been difficult for me.”
“i don't get it. she's making it into such a big deal.”
“no, this won't work. just take it off, please.” 
“i'm not like that.”
“fuck you. it's not a crush.”
“then i know that i can't count on you.”
“can't you come see me in [town] sometime?”
“it's just that we can't be seen together.” 
“he was still sleeping when i walked in.”
“doesn't bother me at all. i've seen it. absolutely. 100%.”
“[name] is really getting on my nerves! seriously.”
“i want us to be friends again.”
“i thought you and [name] were friends.”
“make sure you check your dms. okay?”
“you think it's fun to fuck with people like me?”
“never spend money you don't have. okay?”
“you think i'm stupid?”
“this sucks.” 
“how nice to see some smiles.”
“this isn't just about me, but my entire family.”
“i'm going to marry her.”
“are you threatening me?”
“don't you realize the shit storm that follows if i come out?” 
“i don't want you to talking to her.”
“remember what we saw during movie night? when they sat next to each other?”
“i love you.”
“i just want to hang out with you.”
"there's no point in having a back-up if you never use it."
“pretend i'm saying something clever.”
“how's [name]? he must be totally devastated.”
“what do you think they think we're talking about?”
“everything is fake. everything in the world is fake.”
“[name] is dead.”
“it just wasn't what i thought it would be like.”
“since when did you start liking him for real?” 
“what a fucking douchebag. god!”
“what the hell are you saying? chill out!”
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this  country  (  2017  -  2020  )  sentence  starters ↪  taken  from  the  bbc  mockumentary.  trigger  warning  for  mentions  of  religion,  death,  sex.  alter  as  you  see  fit  ♡
“i like the underdog.”
“don't be a fucking dick.”
“everyone comes together on days like today and just forgets their utter hatred of each other.”
“everyone who's anyone's going to be there and there are people from my past that would love to see me slain.”
“there's a tea rooms there and under the counter they've got a panic button and if i take one step inside, they can press that. the police will be there in three minutes.”
"he whatsapped me the other day asking us to go laser quest with him and i ... well, i clicked on it by accident, didn't i? so he knows i've seen it."
"i mean, i get it, but it's not making me feel nothing."
“it's baffling. i'm baffled by the entire situation, if i'm honest.”
“what the actual fuck? what the actual fuck? you have fucking lost your head, mate. you have lost your fucking head.”
“when i get hold of you, i swear to god i will fucking deck you.”
"someone's just been throwing plums at my house. i'm going to kill them. i can't believe it. i can't believe it. all over this. plumming on here, plumming on that. plum on the sofa, look! there's nothing left that hasn't been plummed."
“i've had a target on my back since the day i was born.”
“thank you very much, enjoy your free potatoes.”
“do you know how small your brain is?”
“hogwarts is that way, dumbledore.”
“he used to say i looked like the puppet off the dolmio advert.”
“there's a kid crying over there. do you want me to...? i can tell him to shut the fuck up if you want?”
“he genuinely looked like a moomin.”
“on my first day of karate club, karate master goes to me, [name], i don't know why you're here because i can't teach you anything. if anything, you should be teaching me." and just gave me his black belt.”
“you know that little old blind man? yeah, when i was punching him in his face, the lens from his glasses broke and cut my knuckle.”
“some things are just best left in the past, where they belong.”
“what's the point in knocking if you're just going to walk in anyway?”
“it was a miscarriage of justice though, cos what people forget is 12 out of them 20 hostages actually found it funny.”
“i lied so much i still don't know what's real life and what's plain lies.”
“i'm so glad you're out of that lying phase.”
“he likes to be the only person on the road, so whenever he sees a car coming the other way he just pulls over.”
“nasa went through hundreds of them in the '60s. and now every time i see a really bright star in the sky i can't wish on it, cos in my head i'm thinking, ‘that's probably just a spacecraft with some monkey bones in it.’”
“you absolute traitor. that's my cheese - it's my fucking house!”
“don't you dare eat that cheese. you eat that and i will smash this. i promise you, i will smash you with this.”
“fuck! you switched them!”
“yeah, i can see it's fucking burnt, sherlock.”
“i honestly am ashamed to know him, sometimes.”
“if you knock on someone's door, don't take no for an answer. get into their house. if they say, ‘leave my house’, stay. and if they say, ‘i'm going to call the police’, you walk upstairs and see if there's anybody else upstairs to sell to.”
“she looks like uncle fester.”
“right. i'm going to piss in their flowers, then.”
“you really need to go home. your mum's called the police and everything.”
“you're also fired from being my best mate, by the way.”
“in business, there will always be setbacks. i don't drink my own juice, fray bentos doesn't eat his own pies. but that's business.”
“do you know what, i don't actually want to play this any more, because it is actually very, very boring.”
“i'm ashamed of myself, that's not usually me, so don't get the wrong impression.”
“i genuinely think one of them fancies me as well.”
“it's fate her moving across the street.”
“the problem with finding a girlfriend in the village is that most of the girls you meet round here are old-age pensioners.”
“yeah, i am looking for a relationship, but thing is i've just got so many trust issues, yeah, with being fucked over massive in the past, so no matter how much i get close to someone now i'm thinking in the back of my head, ‘shit, am i going to get fucked over?’ because i've been fucked over in the past massively. my last relationship proper fucked me up.”
“i went through a really dark phase. listening to papa roach and just blowing everything up with them little french bangers.”
“shut up, you don't know what you're talking about!”
“i don't like the man. i know he's my uncle, but i don't like him.”
“it's just malicious lies, that's all it is.”
“i'm not saying i've got a cruel heart, but if she ain't willing to take me as i am rather than the monster i've become, then she can literally just jog on back to sea with all the other fish cos i don't care.”
“what do you look for in a boyfriend?”
“the key to dating, yeah, is the two rs and the three ts. 'respect, rapport, and talking, talking, talking.' don't ever let that ball hit the ground. good relationships are built on great conversation.”
“on a date, you've got to tell them all the interesting stuff about you, because that's what they'll be interested in.”
“he said to me, he goes, ‘you can't smoke on here.’ i said, ‘i'm not smoking, i'm vaping.’ the look on his face when i said that. i don't think he knew what vaping… what a vape is.”
“you would make me the happiest mouse if you say yes and become my spouse.”
“here's a tip, [name], next time you take a chick out on a date, don't bore her to tears.”
“roses are red, violets are blue, i've got five fingers, the third one's for you.”
“get out of my way, pipe cleaner.”
“[name] phoned me the other day at three in the morning saying, ‘come quick,
there's a hedgehog in the garden that looks exactly like grandad.’ so i got up, i got dressed and i ran over to [name]'s as fast as i could and then i just stopped in the middle of the street at three in the morning and thought, ‘what the fuck am i doing with my life?’
“you're joking me? because if you are joking me, that is massively harsh.”
“oh, let me get a song up on youtube. you're going to absolutely love this, [name]. here we go… listen to this. oh, for fuck's sake, advert.”
“let's go down the pub and get shitfaced.”
“where do i see myself in five years? well, me and [name] will have a flat in the middle of the village and all of our furniture will be inflatable and we'll have cable and it will pay for itself, because we're going to use the spare room to breed quails, because their eggs are worth fucking shitloads.”
“is this about the calippo, still? because you offered to buy me that.”
“if he wants to go, good luck to him, i say. i reckon he thinks that i can't live without him, which is a laugh, because he went a whole weekend away once and i got on all right. i just ended up following this cat around the village.”
“i've got to do what's right for me, at the end of the day, instead of worrying about other people.”
“how about you say sorry? sorry for the massive knife that's hanging out the back of my back because of you.”
“oh, and while you're stabbing me in the back, feel free to bend down and kiss my arse.”
“can i just ask you an honest question? why would you want to leave the village when we've got a pub and a shop?”
“i think you don't know how lucky we have it to be doing nothing with our lives, like. we're all going to die, anyway, so what's the point in doing anything?”
“i want ownership of the words fucknut and dickmilk.”
“i had this come through the post. and i've got a few concerns about it. firstly, this guy on the front looks really arrogant. not the sort of guy i was expecting, if i'm honest.”
“this is starting to stress me out a little bit.”
“why are you trying to stress me out? you know i'm already stressed out as it is.”
“the bloke that used to live in there, right, kept hearing strange noises coming out of his attic at night. and he'd go to the fridge and find that food was missing from the fridge. so he thought, ‘i'm just going to go up to the attic and check this out.’ and he found an entire family of peruvian panpipe buskers just living up there. and he thought ‘i'm just going to leave them to it, ‘cos they're not really doing me any harm.’ and then, a few years later, he thought, "well, i'll just go up to the attic to check on them. ‘see if they're all right.’ and it turned out they'd all died of asbestos poisoning. yeah, he doesn't live here any more.”
“some people will always be scared of me, and i can't change that, no matter how nice i am. but there's a balance to be had between being nice and being feared.”
“don't really like catching up. it's not my thing.”
“i just watched this video of this girl doing a random act of kindness on youtube. she basically paid for this old man's shopping at the till. and this old man was, like, about 90 years old. and he's so fucking old, like, you could see through his skin. and he just starts bawling his eyes out. he's like, ‘you're fucking joking me, this ain't fucking real life.’ i just thought... i want to make someone feel like that. ‘cos that's... i really… that's what i want to do.”
“i'm not dead. just can't be arsed to text her sometimes.”
“you know, correct me if i'm wrong, but four texts a day is complete madness. no-one can keep up with that.”
“i am doing kind things selfishly.”
“i was at midnight mass one year, right, someone got tipped off i was there. as i was coming out the church, someone tries to shoot me with a crossbow.”
“well, i haven't seen the film, have i? that's why i came here - to watch the fucking film - like a normal human being.”
“i've made an effort by coming here tonight. i didn't want to come.”
“i had to wheel him here from his house in an asda trolley, cos he was just too heartbroken to move.”
“sometimes you don't know what you got until you ain't got it any more. like blockbuster's. i just took 'em for granted - and then, one day, gone, and you spend ages trying to figure out what went wrong, and then you realise it was your fault all along.”
“i thought you said you wanted to fix things.”
“she wanted it to go that way, and it just wasn't gonna go that way. she even got me thinking that they'd get back together… ..but that's manipula.... manipulative people... do that. and he's better off without her.”
“that wasn't much to write home about.”
“it's fucking dead, isn't it?”
“basically, somebody's been sending me threatening letters, and i don't know who's doing it - and i am concerned, because my peripheral vision is poor, so, if somebody attacks me from the sides or snipes at me from an upstairs window, i am fucked - but my hearing is excellent, see? so i just need to spend a few days inside honing my sonar, and i'll be fine then.”
“if you don't like the work, the circus is in town and they're always looking for clowns.”
“his soul is just going to crumble to dust.”
“this really is not a good situation for me. a physical threat is something that i can deal with, but a sexual thing is not my area of expertise.”
“just really fucked in the head, mate.”
“what have i done? i haven't done anything wrong.”
“do you know how sad that is? that is so, actually, sad. that makes me sad for you, that you can't take a joke.”
“i think i just got a bit carried away with the whole thing.”
“your finger's going up my arsehole, mate.”
“i'll hold the back of your head, so you don't bash yourself.”
“when i lie in future, i don't want a massive lecture on how bad lying is, cos deep down, you're the worst of us all, mate.”
“i'd quite like a coke.”
“it's going to be like gluing a breadstick back together, because… like, as if a breadstick's been in a blender and it's all… ...the pieces smashed up.”
“like, this one time i started a fight club in the village hall, and i got a black eye from beating myself up. but it made my enemies think, ‘fuck, if she can do that to herself, what the fuck can she do to me?’”
“i'm absolutely 1,000% sure i've broken it in two places.”
“i knew this day would come.”
“i should be in tk maxx, getting the bargains that i deserve.”
“unlike you, [name], i'm not a fashion disaster.”
“i'm still warm in my grave, and she's sucking off the pallbearer.”
“you know, it took me ten years to get over [name], and i only went out with her for half a day.”
“i swear to god, if i see him here again, i swear to god, i will have no hesitation in just going up to him and just planting one on his face.”
“right, then keep your nose out of my business, yeah? nosy old cock-womble.”
“[name]’s attitude to me is puzzling. if i walk past her in the street
and say hi, she'll tell me to fuck off. yet every year, she sends me a really sweet, nice christmas card. you know, there's just no consistency there.”
“he's good-looking up close, isn't he?”
“don't show me any weakness, because i will take advantage.”
“no, put the brick down, you fucking psychopath.”
“when i asked him, he just said, ‘come to my office now,’ which means we're in the fucking shit, cos we're always in fucking shit.”
“i shouldn't be paying you at all.”
“i've always had a son. i talk about him all the time.”
“he's my son. he's not my dog.”
“it reminds me of the wicker man. i don't really know why.”
“i just find it weird how you can be so close to someone and they can be such a big part of your life, and then the next minute, you're just sort of strangers in the night.”
“i don't want the emotional implications.”
“well, about five years ago, i sold my birthday to my mum for about 200 quid, which means my mum's legally entitled now to never celebrate my birthday ever again for the rest of my life. not even, like, a happy birthday cup of tea, or a moonpig card, nothing - which is the worst decision i ever made in my entire life.”
“he deserves that anyway, because he's been sexting my nan, so…”
“what's this surprise? cos i need to know whether it's going to be worth this walk.”
“i always see them banners above the motorway, and i always thought, ‘who the fuck does them?’ well, now i know. people like me.”
“did you know you can't get stung by a stinging nettle if you grab the leaf top and bottom, like that? it's only when you touch it on the sides, it stings. agh, actually, that stung, then.”
“pez dispenser, they're cursed. they are, i'm not even joking. honestly, when i had one of them, i had the worst bout of bad luck i ever had in my life.”
“i swear down, it's a short cut. it might be a pleasant walk, we might enjoy it.”
“i'm not scared of the fox twins. i'd just like to sit them down and ask 'em plainly, ‘look, guys, what is going on? ‘cos this has just gotten completely out of hand now. you know, stop walking on your knuckles, stand up straight, be the best version of you that you can be. get a job, even. there's a trolley boy who works at tesco's, you know, who may as well have been raised by wolves. if he can get a job, you guys can walk it.’”
“yes, there has been talk of strange goings-on in the woods, ghost sightings and the like. but… ...they're never from particularly reliable sources.”
“i live with a ghost. there's a ghost in that house. he's like a civil war cavalier, with all the hair and the hat and all that. and every time i walk into the living room, he doffs his cap. and on his shoulder, he's got this crow that barks at me. it means i spend less time in the house, really. not because of him, because he's-he's quite peaceable. but the crow is malevolent. and i'm not having that. i can't share my house with a malevolent bird.”
“that's haunted as fuck.”
“am i going mad here, or does that, to you, look like that's where just ghost will hang out all the time?”
“look at him, little red riding twat.”
“if he's got an attitude with me, i swear to god, i'll just grab the steering wheel and drive us all into a wall.”
“it's a bit annoying, actually. cos this is not the first or the second time i've had to tell you, really, is it?”
“his sparkle has just gone.”
“you know my dad actually wrote the song wonderwall on the back of a beer mat in the space of ten minutes, don't you?”
“i've just got a tiny, tiny, tiny little favour to ask you.”
“when i think of [name], i think of someone who is very loyal. and very, very stupid. sort of more stupid than loyal. sort of 70% stupid, 30% loyal, probably. because she's very loyal. but extremely stupid.”
“do you know what? i actually don't think he loves you at all and i don't think he's ever loved you.”
“all right, that's harsh and unnecessary, but fine.”
“frankly, she is behaving like the antichrist.”
“i literally just got here.”
“you are such an unemotional slab of ham, [name].”
“i've got so much shit on that man you would not believe.”
“there's something in my eye.”
“i just can't quit him, you know?”
“yeah, we might have a fiery relationship,  but when we're together, it's just… it's just pure chemistry, isn't it?”
“i'm not proud of it, believe me. but at the end of the day, i'm a very vindictive person, you know? it is what makes me me.”
“i basically went out and bought an alpaca off gumtree for £500. of all the mistakes i've made in my life, that was possibly the largest. definitely the physically largest.”
“yeah, i really don't wanna talk about that.”
“her only loyalty is to herself, staffies, and the tv channel dave… ...which, in my opinion, is a tv channel made by knuckle-draggers for knuckle-draggers.”
“i can't move on till i've seeked revenge, unfortunately.”
“if that was in france, that would be fine, but we're not in france.”
“the only thing we had in common, really, was stealing, and that was more my thing that i got him onto. but it just goes to show, you know, some friendships last and some friendships don't, but that's just the way it is.”
“you know it was me that got you sacked, don't you?”
“the thing i learnt about friendship is, you gotta accept each other's flaws, no matter how toxic they may be.”
“shit-stirring from beyond the grave.”
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ryan  ross  lyric sentence  starters ↪  taken  from  various  songs  he’s  written,  lyrics  he’s  sung,  &  poetry  he’s  penned.  trigger  warnings  for  mentions  of  sex,  cheating,  drugs.  alter  as  you  see  fit  ♡
“so close …”
“i am composing a burlesque.”
“i'm all alone in an afterglow.”
“but we haven’t even met yet.”
“this war ain't gonna fix itself.”
“you can’t be lonely.”
“you're gonna have to dig your way out.”
“she was nowhere to be seen.”
“some people never change.”
“i know i broke your heart. mine is broken too.”
“i'm carving pumpkins.”
“i'm afraid that i may have faked it.”
“though you tried to cut me down it wasn’t deep enough.”
“this may call for a proper introduction.”
“i know it’s mad.”
“all the lights are on, but no one's home.”
“a year ago, i was dreaming of where i am now.”
“charm your way out.”
“we're all too small to talk to god.”
“you’re invited.”
“it's not so pleasant.”
“if you're going, then go.”
“i was suspicious and naive.”
“we're still so young, desperate for attention.”
“things have changed for me, and that's okay.”
“that's the spirit.”
“watch your mouth.”
“it started with a simple kiss.”
“don't you move.”
“what a wonderful caricature of intimacy.”
“we'll never go hungry.”
“praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety.”
“i lie in silence and feel like a fool.”
“grab your hat and fetch a camera.”
“your eyes are the size of the moon.”
“it's time for us to take a chance.”
“you should take this heart of mine.”
“how did i get here in the right from wrong?”
“i know it just doesn't feel like a night out.”
“it just made her more interesting.”
“she didn't even see me.”
“do you know what i mean?”
“i'm wrecking this evening already, and loving every minute of it.”
“i sure do make an easy target.”
“someone i love loves someone else.”
“don't bother waiting up.”
“don’t you go down.”
“you vanished when you'd gotten what you came here for.”
“would it be alright if we just sat and talked for a little while?”
"when did he get all confident?"
“you know it will always just be me.”
“i feel the same.”
“all my forgotten poems are a joke.”
“she'd wanna kiss you all the time.”
“i want a big celebration.”
“i'll ignore my heart and lie to the truth.”
“film the world before it happens.”
“that's just ridiculously odd.”
“it grows like fancy flowers.”
“he tried to save the calendar business.”
“i wonder if this was physical or if it could have been in my head.”
“i wouldn't be caught dead in this place.”
“you're pulling the trigger all wrong.”
“i saw you, i met you, i loved you.”
“so let me set you free.”
“i'm aware that you're scared of my heart, but it's here.”
“northern downpour sends its love.”
“you better put that pen to paper.”
“if you're gonna preach, for god sakes, preach with conviction.”
“haven't you heard that i'm the new cancer?”
“i know i broke your heart.”
“i am something velveteen.”
“we're locked inside.”
“just don't put your teeth on me.”
“when i’m good, i’m the baddest.”
“i’m up, looking for you now.”
“you can call me tonight.”
“it sure as hell ain't normal.”
“haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!”
“we sure are in for a show tonight.”
“can't take the kid from the fight.”
“she's got me twisted in love.”
“i could've waited for the train to come.”
“you could love me if i knew how to lie.”
“if it were me, i'd write another song.”
“i fell from the heavens as a fetish.”
“i am renewed.”
“i hope that i've still got your help.”
“take a look at what you got me into.”
“we should feed our jewelry to the sea.”
“who could ask for any more?”
“i'm pouring out my heart for paper.”
“i need to leave you but i never will.”
“i forgot how to call you.”
“just stay where i can see you.”
“it's the greatest thing that's yet to have happened.”
“i’m doing my best.”
“she didn't choose this role.”
“life is not a fairytale.”
“our loneliness will keep us warm.”
“i don't mind taking a photograph.”
“you're gonna bend until it breaks.”
“maybe something in my blood could lift my spirits up.”
“i am out of my mind.”
“imagine knowing me.”
“i hope it's where i belong.”
“is it still me that makes you sweat?”
“your speech is slurred enough that you just might swallow your tongue.”
“i must be lucky to have you be the one who loves me.”
“but who could love me?”
“you clicked your heels and wished for me.”
“give me your attention.”
“you set the house on fire.”
"man, it feels good to feel this way."
“i've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck then any boy you'll ever meet.”
“if the clouds were singing a song, i'd sing along. wouldn't you, too?”
“i know i've been wrong.”
“kissed a girl in the lobby ‘cause she asked so politely.”
“i can't get out by myself.”
“true love like ours is worth so much more than a diamond ring.”
“it never made her happy, 'cause she couldn't ever have me.”
“i do drunk dialing minus the alcohol.”
“i hope to god he was worth it.”
“he looked like he was barely hanging on.”
“why do i find myself outside at your window in the night?”
“i'd put a statue of myself upon the shelf.”
“they spill unfound from a pretty mouth.”
“ i'm going to need you to keep time.”
“you better back your shit up.”
“i think i owe it to you to try to be every hallucination you see in me.”
“you do this all the time."
“you're not what he's thinking of when he's with the other girl.”
things have changed for me.”
“this was no accident.”
“it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.”
“just sit back and relax.”
“i, for one, won't stand for this.”
“we play by donner party rules at all times.”
“the glitter is gone.”
“boys will be boys.”
“you're all that's left for me.”
“my mind is all mixed up.”
“who knew that love was a dangerous drug?”
“'she couldn't ever have me.”
“isn't this exactly where you'd like me?”
“we can play normal for a few days.”
“i ground my teeth and you bite your tongue.”
“in case i lost my train of thought where was it that we last left off?”
“it seems i’m someone i've never met.”
“i think i made you up.”
“it never gave a damn about me.”
“perhaps, i was born with curiosity, the likes of those of old crows.”
“i'm cold, i'm hungry, but i'm bored.”
“i don't want no gifts.”
“the monster mash is playing.”
“do you really even live here?”
“this kind of thing always happens.”
“you were right. i was wrong, like i always am.”
“i missed your skin when you were east.”
“i feel as if i’m a figurine.”
“every night is the same.”
“ i'm sure i didn't ruin her.”
“i could have sworn we danced slow before.”
“i'm seated and sweating to a dance song on the club's pa.”
“it's nice to think that you are always wanted.”
“am i who you think about in bed?”
“you'll never know until you're there.”
“come on, this is screaming ‘photo op’.”
“you and i will always be ‘the dream’.”
“any practiced catholic would cross themselves upon entering.”
“it was a scream when we were young and dumb.”
“i know i should've never left.”
“who can i believe?”
“she always had her fangs at my jugular vein.”
“and a few more of your least favorite things.”
“in matters of opinion, love has gone insane.”
“if i go to hell will you come with me or just leave?”
“in the house of mirrors, ain't nothing keep you safe.”
“you know that you feel it too.”
“now we're making some progress.”
“god damn, i’d hate to see what i’d do under the influence.”
“i’m only reflecting your perfections.”
“just a first kiss to face the new year.”
“we’ll sit in silence.”
“you're a regular decorated emergency.”
“euphoria is a risk on the floor.”
“she could never win me.”
“love is all i'm really after.”
“have some composure,.”
“this was a therapeutic chain of events.”
“on the hotel floor, drinking warm champagne.”
“we need to talk.”
“every word gets you a step closer to hell.”
“let me help you please.”
“i never said i missed her when everybody kissed her.”
“now i know it's just a matter of time until i make her come.”
“if the world were ending, would you kiss me or just leave me?”
“forgive me if i’m not quite ready to give them to you.”
“i want to know what everyone knows.”
“you told me not to fear the dark.”
“the weather is impeccable.”
“i don't love you, i'm just passing the time.”
“i can't help but to hear an exchanging of words.”
“love is established philosophy.”
“but it might’ve been the calm that comes before the storm.”
“let's sing it like you mean it.”
“there's a devil in the corner.”
“there’s never anything good on tv.”
“everything goes according to plan.”
“i ran from love like it was laced.”
“i guess we're back to us.”
“we can't help ourselves.”
“i remember fuckin' in the falling rain.”
“i wasn't born to be a skeleton.”
“i couldn't quit her.”
“everything's gone missing.”
“we must reinvent love.”
“i know it's sad that i never gave a damn about the weather.”
“what do i know?”
"the best part about you was me."
“check the pocket of my leather jacket.”
“i am truly made of one million glowing constellations.”
“i mean, technically our marriage is saved.”
“she's a dangerous place.”
“even the truth is wrong sometimes.”
“was it god who chokes in these situations?”
“i feel like something on strings.”
“she couldn't ever catch me.”
“i try not to think about it and you.”
“i know it's just a matter of time.”
“i can't prove this makes any sense, but i sure hope that it does.”
“you know you should take it a day at a time.”
“i never said i’d leave the city.”
“it's the greatest thing you'd ever imagine.”
“i might have lost control.”
“i'm in a rut but still adored.”
“i'll keep my distance.”
“i need to take a vacation.”
“it's almost halloween.”
“is it a fairy tale?”
“well, this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne.”
“you can't stand it.”
“i'm exactly where you'd like me, you know.”
“we were always thick as thieves, you and me.”
“maybe i will, maybe i won’t.”
“all i want to do is dig a hole with you.”
“stop stalling.”
“it truly is enough to be alive and be in love.”
“i can't believe my eyes.”
“if i were to die tonight, would you cry, or deny my place in your life?”
“you are at the top of my lungs.”
“things do like to build up and fall apart at the same time for me.”
“why can't we just be friends?"
“i never know where the evening goes.”
“i want to go where everyone feels the same.”
“i fell in love again.”
“all i do is lie.”
“they asked for it.”
“was it all a dream?”
“all your wishes, they will sink like stones.”
“i wandered through the sunshine.”
“living even one minute without you is a moment i'd rather not have to live to see.”
“i want to go where everyone goes.”
“i think that i have had enough.”
“asked to be her husband; she already had one in prison.”
“true love is scarce.”
“somehow it still came undone.”
“things are shaping up to be pretty odd.”
“is ‘young’ a word for ‘dumb’; a word for ‘fun’?”
“said i'd let you keep it forever.”
“i never said i’d leave this town.”
“guess i'm going to a party.”
“damn, this is rough.”
“someone should have told her that pretty ain't a job.”
“something changed along the way.”
“i can't convince myself that you were good for more than cheap thrills.”
“now i’m the only one to blame.”
“let's not get selfish.”
“i hardly knew a thing about you.”
“give your feet a chance, they'll do all the thinking.”
“make a name for yourself.”
“it's useless searching in the cupboards.”
“i won't cut my beard and i won't change my hair.”
“it’s just the end of the world.”
“back to the room where it all began.”
“what was it that you put into my guts?”
“what a shame.”
“we'll leave the past out to pasture.”
“i know the world’s a broken bone, but melt your headaches, call it home.”
“everybody knows it but you.”
“it looks like the end of history as we know.”
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mcfly  lyric  sentence  starters ↪  taken  from  their  first  four  albums.  alter  as  you  see  fit  ♡
“but is this what we want?”
“i guess i should have seen the warning signs.”
“she's got a boyfriend.”
“i wanna stay here forever.”
“i never know what you’re gonna say.”
“i can't seem to get you off my mind.”
“my tired radio keeps playing tired songs.”
“back then, she wrote me letters just to say she loved me.”
“if we were together, nothing could tear us apart.”
“i should have known much better.”
“find some way to make him change his mind.”
“i'll stand right beside you.”
“there must be another way.”
“there are no secrets to be told.”
“don't get all emotional, baby.”
“i can't stop loving you.”
“i've wasted half my life.”
“i want the the world to know how beautiful you are.”
“we want the neighbours to complain.”
“everyone will tease me now when rumours start to spread around the school!”
“i know i never will be good enough for her.”
“i can't remember falling in love with you.”
“put your clothes back on and tell me your name.”
“i wish i could bubble wrap my heart.”
“i'd never wish for anyone to feel the way i do.”
“everything was going just the way i planned.”
“loving you feels like a kick in the balls.”
‘sorry's not good enough.”
“she said i was to blame.”
“i never meant the things i said.”
“i don't know how the hell i fell in love with you.”
“i think i’m gonna lose it.”
“i feel like i've been here once before.”
“my life has lost all its meaning.”
“i'm starting to remember things that you said.”
“if you need me, i'll be there.”
“don't tell me what's gonna happen next.”
“all the alcohol in the world could never help me to forget.”
“pinch me, i must be dreaming.”
“my body aches from giving them hell.”
“come and sing with us.”
“how does she cope with her new found fame?”
“i’m not tired enough to sleep.”
“you don’t think that you’re my type, but you are.”
“i love it when our hands touch.”
“i just wish you had tried.”
“everything is beautiful.”
“i just wanna date a surfer babe.”
“it's been so long now.”
“you got nothing to prove.”
“she's just a loner with a sexy attitude.”
“and the rest is history.”
“am i too much for you?”
“i wanna hold you.”
“we hope you drop dead.”
“dude you're being silly 'cause you're never gonna get that girl.”
“every day just seems to be the same.”
“i must’ve left it on the floor.”
“the light is dancing in your eyes.”
“there's not a chance in hell.”
“we all look the same in the dark.”
“it's always better late then never.”
“i'm waiting for my chance to bail.”
“i'll come and pick you up.”
“we'll find some rope and make a swinging tyre.”
“you may not remember me.”
“that’s enough to get you through the night.”
“i'm glad i shared this with you.”
‘don’t let them in.”
“every time i fall asleep my dreams are haunted.”
“your coat's still on the couch.”
“how did you happen to me?”
“she keeps draggin' me in.”
“i'm feelin' much better.”
“my voice is gone from screaming.”
“you wrote the book on how to be a liar and lose all your friends.”
“i can't take another night on my own.”
“'cause obviously, she's out of my league.”
“now that she's getting married, i'm in misery.”
“i don't want my friends to see.”
“you’re a dreamer.”
“is this a sign from heaven?”
“i'm not sure what's happening to me.”
“everyday feels like a monday.”
“pour yourself a coffee.”
“i wish i'd fallen in love.”
“i will destroy the world for you.”
“was i just another ghost that's been in your bed?”
“i want nothing to do with the things you're going through.”
“i guess my friends were right.”
“i know you believe me.”
“this is the last time.”
“i never wanted everything to end this way.”
“we got no worries in the world.”
“i guess i could fill a book with things that i don't know about you.”
“we’re gonna have a party tonight.”
“she keeps inviting people home all the time.”
“life isn't fair.”
“you're a hurricane full of lies.”
“i'm wastin' my time.”
“i look pretty cute.”
“everybody knows.”
“i wonder if someday i'll be good with goodbyes.”
“i tried to compromise.”
“your words are like bullets, and i'm the way your weapons aim.”
“since then loneliness has been a friend of mine.”
“i'm not god.”
“these things never seem to last long.”
“i'm better off without you.”
“don't pretend that you don't know me.”
“he doesn’t look at me the same way that you do.”
“you need someone to take the blame.”
“i know that love is blind and i'm not seeing right.”
“everybody makes mistakes.”
“wanna run my hands through your hair.”
“today we're changing history.”
“we're not in this for the cash but it helps.”
“i’ve been waiting for a girl like you.”
“you'll be okay; you don't need me.”
“life's a bitch and so are you.”
“i think we're alone now.”
“if we're gonna die tomorrow, at least we can say life has been alright.”
“why are we breaking up?”
“you’re too much for me.”
“i'll be okay if you come along with me.”
“was i too close for comfort?”
“just want to make it through the night.”
“so much has changed.”
“i didn't know what i did wrong.”
“we’re hanging out at the pizza place.”
“i'll be grounded for a while.”
“i still got so many unsaid things that i wanna say.”
“i hope i’m not a little too late.”
“i wonder what it's like up there.”
“he’d kill me.”
“the heart never lies.”
“i never doubted you at all.”
“i think she was impressed and was having a good time.”
“i could've fallen in love.”
“do i have to stay?”
“i will change the world for you.”
“it's not always easy, but i'm here forever.”
“i never meant to do you wrong.”
“i'm a little dazed and confused.”
“i never know where i stand.”
“home is where the heart is.”
“do you remember how it started?”
“she went insane.”
“we had something good together.”
“you never asked me to stay.”
“there's great expectations that weigh on our heads.”
“it’s times like these we'll never forget.”
“we're gonna die in this town.”
“it's getting dark.”
“i threw a house party and she came.”
“i wanna put my hands on your skin.”
“i'm asking myself is it worth this at all.”
“i just can't wait another day.”
“did you miss the stop sign?”
“the devil has got his eyes on you.”
“that's why i'm a kiss-a-phobic.”
“no one's getting out alive.”
“i told him that i liked him, but i lied.”
“hold me 'til the sun burns out.”
“we got no fears of growing old.”
“nothing you don’t already know.”
“i can't change the stars.”
“you keep telling me all these lies.”
“my reflection’s cracked, and looking back, it’s unrecognisable.”
“things are just a little strange.”
“i'm hurt, but i'll be fine.”
“how did we get this way?”
“i won't run.”
“captivated by the way you look tonight.”
“i guess that’s what they call ‘growing up’.”
“what was i thinking of?”
“and every time i close my eyes i'm not alone.”
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What PSD did you use to make your header image? The colors are beautiful!
no idea when this came through so i apologise if it's late ! if i'm thinking correctly ( i made the header a long time ago ), i would say that most likely it is a version of vibrations by creationcolors !
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futurama  (  1999  -  2013  )  sentence  starters  ↪  taken  from  the  animated  science  fiction  show.  alter  as  you  see  fit  ♡
“let's get the hell out of here already! screw history!”
“when you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.”
“you have to use a light touch, like a safecracker or a pickpocket.”
 "stop! the spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised."
"she's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot. that's love for you."
"all i know is my gut says maybe."
“i've never seen a super nova blow up. but if it's anything like my old chevy nova, it'll light up the night sky!”
"every christmas my mom would get a fresh goose, for goose-burgers, and my dad would whip up special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes."
"what do i look like, a guy who's not lazy?"
“is heaven missing an angel, cuz you've got nice cans!”
“help! a guinea pig tricked me!"
"[name], if i said you said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little."
"drugs are for weirdos and hypnosis is for weirdos with big eyebrows." 
"[name], it would never work between us. you're a man, and i'm a woman. we're just too different."
“screw you, ill have my own contest. with black jack ... and hookers. forget the contest.”
“ah, she's built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro.”
"spare me your space age techno babble, [name].”
"it's sort of a two person pyramid scheme."
"i don't want to live on this planet anymore."
"you were doing well, until everyone died."
“if we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. checkmate.”
“i am the man with no name. [muse name], at your service.”
“in the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces.”
"this is the worst kind of discrimination, the kind against me."
"you watched it... you can't unwatch it."
“valentine’s day is coming? aw crap! i forgot to get a girlfriend again!”
 "hold on to your dookie, it’s about to get spooky!"
"i'm tired of this room and everyone in it."
"i'm so embarrassed. i wish everyone else was dead."
"you can't just have your characters announce how they feel! that makes me feel angry!"
"i don't have emotions, and sometimes that makes me very sad."
"if, for any reason you're not satisfied, i hate you."
"that young man fills me with hope. plus some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing." 
"i've dreamed about you a lot since you disappeared. what did you want to tell me?" 
"what do you think the meaning of life was anyway?"
“you're a pimple on society's ass and you'll never amount to anything!”
“life and death are a seamless continuum.”
“if anyone wants me, i'll be in the angry dome.”
“and the worst part is, i had to have the breakup sex by myself!”
“they said i was dumb, but i proved them.”
“what's the point of living if i can't say ass?”
“i'll be stuffing coal so far down your stocking you'll be coughing up diamonds!”
“we're all pawns in his diabolical game of checkers.”
"wait, i'm having one of those things, a headache, with pictures!"
“sorry, i didn't realize i was already here.”
"guess what you're an accessory to!"
"why does ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other friends?"
“there's no scientific consensus that life is important.”
"we cooked our shoes in the dryer and ate them! now we're bored!"
“i'm just as important as him. it's just that, the kind of importance i have ... it doesn't matter if i don't do it.”
“oh what a foolish squid i’ve been.”
“my instinct is to hide in this barrel, like the wily fish.”
"that was bad, and you should feel bad!"
"technically correct - the best kind of correct!"
"and here is where i keep my assorted lengths of wire!"
"oh wait, you are serious! let me laugh even harder!"
"i gotta practice my stabbing!"
"that's the saltiest thing i've ever tasted! and i once ate a big, heaping bowl of salt!"
“i apologize for nothing!”
 "die young and leave a beautiful corpse! that's what i always say."
"here's to another lousy millennium."
“but i am already in my pajamas.”
“windmills do not work that way. goodnight.”
"you win again gravity."
"when push comes to shove, you got to do what you love, even if it's not a good idea.”
“but existing's basically all i do!”
“when will the killing end?"
"i'll be whatever i want to do."
"the use of words expressing something other than their literal intention. now that. is. irony."
"could you ask a little more sexfully?"
"hooray! i'm useful!"
"awesome. awesome to the max."
"some breaking occurred, the dolly was involved, that's about all we know."
“you want me to do two things?”
i love stealin', i love takin' things!
“i believe that qualifies as ill. at least from a technical standpoint.”
"that was the old me. he's dead now."
"jail ain't so bad; you can make sangria in the toilet. ‘course, it's shank or be shanked."
"one word. thundercougarfalconbird."
"of all my friends, you're the first."
“girls like swarms of lizards, right?”
“i lost it. in a volcano.”
"i'm gonna get you so many lizards!"
"who needs courage when you have a gun?"
“let's go! i've got jelly in my underpants!”
"interesting if true."
“i did do the nasty in the pasty!”
"something tells me i could easily beat those trained professionals."
"the two of you are good friends? but i thought we would be good friends!"
"it's like a party in my mouth, except everyone's throwing up."
“i'm shocked. shocked! well, not that shocked.”
“it's me! no one else look in this mirror!"
“you ever think you only like girls cause you're supposed to?”
"we don't gotta put up with this! we got poli sci degrees."
“sorry, i suffer from a very sexy learning disorder.”
“did somebody say something about a free hot meal?”
“you gotta do what you gotta do.”
"too many bones? not enough cash?"
“hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?”
"i don't know how you did that."
"the butter in my pocket is melting!"
"well ... first i got up and had a piece of toast ..."
“i can't wait til i'm old enough to feel ways about stuff.”
“interesting! no ... wait ... the other thing. tedious.”
"i knew you come crawling back, like a bird on its belly!"
“we both know you won't make it halfway before the craving sets in! then you'll come crawling back for another taste of sweet sweet candy. bam!"
“indeed so, most indeededly.”
"and by metaphorically, i mean get your coat."
“[vehicle]'s ready except for this cup holder, and i should have that done in 12 hours."
"stop. stop! i will destroy you." [ bonus if the receiver is doing something mundane to sender ]
“just make a simple cake. and this time, if someone's going to jump out of it, make sure to put them in after you cook it.”
“lies, lies and slander!”
“you raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly, sir!”
“but going through a divorce together, you can't pretend that didn't bring us closer together.”
“when you say the human body is the most efficient thing to use as a battery, wouldn't anything make a better battery? like a potato? or a battery?”
“i'll have you know that i bejazzle my own underpants!”
“i'm sorry you had to see that, [name], usually i let my sadness fester quietly inside as a mental illness.”
“i'm not drunk, i'm mentally ill! but i agree with what, what you said.”
“this is a cool way to die!”
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image-based  prompts  pt.  1  (  not  ship-specific  ) ↪  send  in  a  number  without  looking,  &  receive  a  drabble  /  starter  /  etc  inspired  by  the  image.  ---  please  note  that  whilst  some  of  these  have  clear  settings,  a  lot  were  chosen  for  their  ambiguity.  these  are  meant  to  inpsire  -  go  nuts  with  your  imagination  !  i’m  hoping  y’all  get  some  cool  aus  etc  out  of  some  of  these  ♡
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nonverbal  meme  prompts ↪  they  seem  few  &  far  between,  so  i  tried  to  come  up  with  as  many  scenarios  as  i  could  think  of  where  dialogue  wasn’t  a  necessary  starting  point.  some  are  more  uh  specific  than  others  /  drabble-y,  but  they’re  all  dialogue-free  (  tho  ofc  this  does  not  necessarily  extend  to  the  response  itself  ).  to  reverse  who  sends  what,  send  ‘  [  prompt  ]+  ’  !  alter  any  as  you  see  fit,  &  lemme  know  if  anything’s  unclear  ♡
[  pull  ]  sender  pulls  receiver  closer  to  them
[  touch  ]  sender  places  their  hand  affectionately  on  receiver
[  guide  ]  sender  helps  receiver  through  a  difficult  video  game
[  lean  ]  sender  leans  on  receiver
[  pierce  ]  sender  helps  receiver  with  a  new  piercing  (  doing,  aftercare,  etc  )
[  sit  ]  sender  sits  in  receiver’s  lap
[  spar  ]  sender  pins  receiver  down  in  a  practice  fight
[  cook  ]  sender  makes  food  for  receiver
[  slide  ]  sender  pushes  an  item  across  the  table  to  receiver
[  kiss  ]  sender  kisses  (  lips,  cheek,  forehead,  hand,  etc  )
[  lead  ]  sender  leads  receiver  someplace
[  wound  ]  sender  injures  muse  in  a  fight  (  practice  or  real  )
[  snap  ]  sender  takes  a  photo  of  receiver  (  candid  or  posed  )
[  drape  ]  sender  drapes  their  arm  around  receiver’s  shoulders
[  bullet  ]  sender  takes  a  bullet  for  receiver  (  literal  or  figurative  )
[  nap  ]  sender  falls  asleep  against  receiver
[  teeth  ]  sender  bears  teeth  at  receiver
[  trace  ]  sender  traces  one  of  receiver’s  scars
[  cocktail  ]  sender  makes  /  gives  receiver  a  cocktail
[  comfort  ]  sender  comforts  receiver  when  they  are  upset  /  crying
[  bouquet  ]  sender  surprises  receiver  with  a  bouquet
[  massage  ]  sender  gives  receiver  a  massage  (  planned,  spontaneous,  full  body,  shoulder,  etc  )
[  mentor  ]  sender  takes  muse  under  their  wing
[  tattoo  ]  sender  helps  receiver  with  a  new  tattoo  (  doing,  aftercare,  etc  )
[  dare  ]  receiver  acts  out  a  dare  from  sender
[  hug  ]  sender  pulls  receiver  into  a  hug
[  phone  ]  receiver  sees  sender  smiling  at  something  on  their  phone
[  popcorn  ]  sender  makes  popcorn  for  a  movie  night
[  wake  ]  sender  tries  to  wake  receiver
[  groom  ]  sender  tries  to  make  receiver  look  more  presentable
[  flower  ]  sender  places  a  flower  behind  receiver’s  ear
[  sad  ]  sender  looks  at  receiver  sorrowfully
[  playlist  ]  sender  curates  a  playlist
[  fashion  show  ]  sender  tries  to  help  receiver  choose  an  outfit
[  shield  ]  sender  steps  between  receiver  and  danger
[  bandage  ]  sender  helps  bandage  up  receiver’s  wounds
[  duel  ]  muses  get  into  a  fight
[  fear  ]  sender  finds  receiver  having  a  nightmare
[  hold  ]  sender  holds  receiver’s  hand
[  bruise  ]  sender  finds  receiver  with  a  bruise  /  tries  to  help  receiver  cover  up  a  bruise
[  brush  ]  sender  brushes  /  styles  /  dyes  receiver's  hair
[  portrait  ]  receiver  paints  a  portrait  of  receiver
[  assist  ]  sender  helps  the  receiver  with  a  task  they’re  struggling  in
[  wow  ]  sender  does  something  to  really  amaze  receiver
[  glare  ]  sender  is  still  hurt  after  an  argument
[  roast  ]  muses  roast  marshmallows  together  /  make  s’mores
[  shoot  ]  muses  attend  a  game  of  paintball
[  diary  ]  receiver  writes  a  journal  entry  about  sender  (  maybe  they  find  it  ?  )
[  dance  ]  sender  whisks  receiver  onto  to  ‘  dance  floor  ’  (  can  be  actual  or  pretend  )
[  rest  ]  sender  rests  their  chin  on  receiver’s  head  /  shoulder
[  manicure  ]  sender  paints  receiver’s  nails
[  tuck  ]  sender  tucks  in  receiver's  shirt,  hair  behind  ear,  etc
[  chin  ]  sender  lifts  receiver’s  chin  up
[  lap  ]  sender  puts  their  feet  in  receiver’s  lap
[  write  ]  receiver  writes  sender  a  note
[  play  ]  muses  play  a  board  game  /  card  game  together
[  glance  ]  receiver  catches  sender  looking  at  them
[  ill  ]  sender  takes  care  of  receiver  when  they  are  unwell
[  hearth  ]  sender  lights  a  fire
[  tap  ]  sender  taps  receiver  on  the  shoulder
[  bake  ]  muses  bake  together
[  read  ]  sender  reads  to  receiver
[  study  ]  sender  tries  to  help  receiver  study
[  push  ]  sender  pushes  receiver  in  anger
[  skill  ]  receiver  tries  to  assist  sender  in  learning  a  new  skill
[  coated  ]  receiver  finds  sender  covered  in  blood
[  gesture  ]  sender  motions  for  receiver  to  follow  them
[  downpour  ]  receiver  finds  sender  out  in  the  rain
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julie  and  the  phantoms  sentence  starters ↪  taken  from  the  netflix  original  version.  alter  as  you  see  fit  ♡
“could you just own your own awesomeness for once  ?”
“i  want that connection with everybody.”
“what is she handing out?”
“you know they’re going to get married and have a bunch of unholy babies.”
“bro, a ghost hug isn’t the feel-good moment that you think it is.”
“now let’s go prove everybody wrong.”
“we’re the only family we’re ever gonna need.”
“it’s a closed door, and you gotta bust it open.”
“swing that wrecking ball of talent at your teacher’s head, and smash those stupid rules right outta their brains.”
“this is an interesting little relationship you and i have.”
“i wish i couldn’t see you.”
“yeah man, my handwriting sucks.”
“hey you’re just gonna take a phone call while we’re talking? do you know how rude that is?”
“someone once told me you don’t ask for permission.”
“no regrets.”
“wow. i see chemistry.”
“girls, am i right?”
“well, you’re a very emotional person.”
“how am i the emotional one?”
“step into your greatness.”
“he’s cute, huh?”
“after tonight, everything changes.”
“that can’t ----- okay.”
“i got some pickle juice on your battery cables.”
“how is that possible?”
“street dogs haven’t killed us yet.”
“epic fail on that ‘no eye-contact’ thing.”
“you look like you’ve seen a ghost.”
“there's no such thing as cute ghosts.”
“let someone with a softer touch handle this.”
“so we’re going with witch?”
“hey, underachiever.”
“hey, disappointment.”
“i know i saw something. i'm not crazy.”
“well, we’re all a little crazy.”
“it’ll help with the rust.”
“that's a new flavour.”
“thank you for our leftovers and the power of the mighty microwave.”
“hey, [name]? what's in the box?”
“we all felt alive again.”
“i care about you, [name].”
“i told you, i’d do anything for you.”
“let’s see how many clubs we can hit before sunrise.”
“how are you so casual about all of this?”
“my folks always regretted buying me that guitar.”
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