Waitress: and what would you like?
Wednesday: I wish to devour the unborn
Enid: she would take the eggsandwich, please
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enid: wends, come over
wednesday : i can't, i'm burying a body
enid: my mum isn't home
wednesday : i know
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Enid: I will protect my wife
Yoko: Your wife doesn't need you to protect her
Tyler: please protect me from you wife
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Yoko: I sleep with a knife
Xavier: I sleep with a gun
Wednesday: both of you are idiots. I could easily kill you in your sleep
Yoko: oh okay, what do you sleep with then?
Wednesday:
Wednesday: Enid
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Priest: Enid, do you take Wednesday as your lawfully wedded wife?
Enid: I scooby dooby doo!
Wednesday:
Wednesday: I want a divorce.
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Wednesday: I love you with every inch of my body
Enid,looking Wednesday up and down: that's not a lot
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Wednesday: Enid and I have decided that we will no longer be friends
Enid: that's a horrible way of saying we're dating
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Straight girls don't look at their friends like that
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Enid: Wanna wear matching pjs?
Wednesday: I would rather die
Enid, with puppy eyes: please please please please
*later that night*
Yoko: What are you two wear-
Wednesday: I will kill you
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Wednesday: What's this?
Enid: *Hugging Wednesday* Affection!
Wednesday: Disgusting.
Wednesday: ...Do it again.
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Will: I don't like women
Mike:...you're a misogynist?
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steve: hey, robin? can i have some dating advice?
robin: just because i'm with nancy doesn't mean i know how i did it.
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Steve: Robin, I love your top.
Nancy: I have a name, Steve.
Robin: Oh my god.
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What is Eleanor and Drea's ship name? Cause I think it sould be Dora
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