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I wish I had the spite to be better than them but no I only have spite to kill people.

#my random stuff #delete later

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omg i told a million times just bc the amulet glows a bright pulsating red every time i'm about to commit acts of great evil doesn't mean the amulet is *driving* me to evil. it just gets excited is all

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it really is so uncomfortable being a trans man in cis centric conversations of feminism. I just wonder. do they know about people like me? do they care? if I brought it up to them, how would they react? Do they expect me to be their human shield?

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tweet to original artist

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i love having mutuals who are the authority on a specific fictional character

#ask game

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lobster blazer appreciation post

#elsbeth

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Elsbeth Tascioni | The Good Wife / The Good Fight / Elsbeth

#elsbeth

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I think they would've been friends

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In college I did this production of Alice in Wonderland. I got cast as the Dodo who’s part of the caucus race and it was really fun. As part of my character I developed this absolutely unhinged laugh, because our scene is basically just chasing each other around in a circle screaming.

The laugh was a full throated undulating crazy burst of sound, like a mashup of every other 90’s anime villain and SpongeBob, if they were tripping balls and having the best time of their life. It is not a laugh for indoors.

As the production got under way our costumes rolled out and it was Very low budget so my costume was a purple tshirt with a feather boa wound through it, feathers spirit gummed to my face, a purple skirt, and purple pantyhose.

Now the trouble was that my scenes were all running, and there wasn’t shoes in my costume. The pantyhose slid on every surface like ice, from the stage to the aisles. I brought up concerns about falling but basically got told to just be careful.

The show must go on and so I took to the stage with my extremely slippery feet, vowing that if I fell I’d stay in character.

We had two performances and a dress rehearsal and in each one we run out three times and on the last we run down through the audience. The dress rehearsal and first performance I got through and kept my feet, slipping but flailing myself upright each time and laughing my insane character laugh at the foibles.

The final show dawned. I was confident I’d be able to manage. The first two caucus races went by and I stayed up. On the third I circled the stage okay but as I was dashing off stage through the aisle, my foot slipped out from under me.

It was slow motion for me as I felt the eyes of the audience tracking my slow tilt forward. I reached out to catch myself and landed with a hard whumpf on my stomach, seeing stars as all the air left my body. A hush fell as everyone waited with bated breath to see if this was part of the show or if they’d just watched a performer eat shit and injure themself.

The second I could reinflate my lungs I shrieked out with, “AhAhaahaHaA!” Scrabbling to my feet I flapped my arms and followed after the dormouse and turtle, laughing hysterically.

My elbows and pride were bruised but by god, I stayed in character.

Afterward my friends said, “Did you have to do that every time? It was my favorite part! Your laugh was so good!”

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Please take the time to read and share this🙏

Together we will make a difference

For every ‘Free Congo’ item purchased, we donate directly to a globalgiving.org project dedicated to rescuing and rehabilitating these children, offering them a path towards a brighter, hope-filled future.

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Why did I just get four asks for one ask game is this the right time is it just that mass reblogging stuff annoys people is it that I look better now?

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I am a femme fatale it’s just the fatal part only applies to myself. Also the femme part.

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had the realization that more than 2 people follow me now. made this. enjoy

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Remember, we aren’t just freeing Palestine, we’re freeing:

CONGO 🇨🇩

SUDAN🇸🇩

YEMEN🇾🇪

SYRIA🇸🇾

HAITI🇭🇹

PUERTO RICO🇵🇷

UKRAINE🇺🇦

TIGRAY

and HAWAI’I

I’ve been gathering resources for all these countries listed on Twitter, and I will do the same here. I will update this post with more information I find — i encourage everyone to do the same.

The duty of youth is to challenge corruption. Don’t give up, keep on fighting.

🇵🇸:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/16hSogPulZskEYNeDQ06VsRxT6XJAwEYsGQCqfrM5hGs/mobilebasic

https://t.co/6wVuzqVCAC

http://gofundme.com/f/careforgaza

🇨🇩:

https://friendsofthecongo.org

https://www.actionagainsthunger.org

🇸🇩:

https://linktr.ee/TalkAboutSudan?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=dafde36f-7ae1-48be-b0fd-0feb7658468b

🇾🇪:

http://gofund.me/3c569d5d

🇸🇾:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-refugee-and-earthquake-victim-children

🇭🇹:

https://theanalysis.news/haitian-ruling-families-create-and-kill-monsters/

🇵🇷:

TBA

🇺🇦:

https://t.co/CcL66xDLdO

https://www.jstor.org/stable/48633488

Tigray: TBA

Hawai’i: TBA

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