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the nuisance of our language is stunning

#knowing slavic languages unlocks the universal ability to understand these quite well

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everyone should be weirder about their ocs more.

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Just here to post a rare art moment. Time to disappear into the dark for the next several months once more ✨✨✨✨

#oc #dnd #pf2e #druid #original character #my art

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Whenever Americans use Cryillic like. That. I just. Instantly shrivel up an cry

#ня #for real though I feel physical pain when someone writes funky english with cyrillic cuz its quirky #no more doидld тяцмр please

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me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

#I gotta remind myself that feeling sad is normal and good sometimes

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Reblog to kill it faster

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I think one of my favorite DnD Things is when random rolls become retroactive Lore/Quirks for the character. Not even as a DM ruling, I mean something the whole table adopts organically, whether seriously or as a running joke.

A paladin I DMd for failing every single perception roll turned into him canonically needing glasses and not realizing it.

A combination of failed perception checks and concentration saves becoming a character having ADHD and that getting worked into the acting.

My gnome barbarian with low intimidation rolls despite doing/saying some actually terrifying things suddenly having a voice that cracks like the "WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?! THAT YOUR ACTIONS!! HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!" kid when he shouts.

Or my favorite, my tabaxi artificer, Gus, comedically failing every religion check when it comes to praying so now it's a whole plot point that gods literally do not perceive him.

(Yes this is an invitation to reply or tell me in the tags if you've had any canon-altering rolls like this I love PC stories)

#in the begining of our current campaign I had a 100% miss streak for my spells for like 5+ fights I just rolled incredibly bad #so it was just fitting that my character is genuinely having to use his knowledge for fighting for the first time in his life #also I made him drink dwarven ale and rolled a 1 he will never accept dwarven ale ever again

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I may be becoming the guy at work who won't let people talk bad about their own singing voices, but to be fair people keep talking bad about their singing voices to me

#!! a reminder that also you need to warm up your voice when you're about to sing #an unwarmed voice will sound shakier #its why i completely sucked the one time i went to a karaoke and i felt like my entire life was a lie and that im actually a bad singer #when in reality its because I had 0 warmup and a bit too many drinks #theres some good vocal warmup exercises that you can do to warm up before proper singing

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hrmm. well hold on now ive been filled with a sudden joy and whimsy for the world

#unironically me for the past month #a very accurate portrayal of how I feel every day these days #the amount of grasstouching that has been happening in my life is astronomical #apparently this is what it feels like when you finally learn to love yourself

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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

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obsessed with cats that bark

#bilingual cats

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#im so mesmerized by the glitter oh my

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In the club

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Hiya tumblr take my uquiz

#71% #Some things even I have missed #Can you believe despite thar I've been on this platform for 12 years that sounds unreal