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"gm_construct" 15"x 8.5" Acrylic on wood board

Available! dm me for pricing

#man what the fuck #I'd definitely display this in my house #it's making me feel things #garry's mod

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[AMV] Jon Arbuckle - You’re Gonna Go Far Kid

this is one of my favorite videos on the internet, and it kills me that the source has been silenced by youtube’s copyright system, so I’m putting it here!

I have seen a version of this on tumblr before, but the audio in that one is just a little bit off because that person edited it back in themselves

but today, I am proud to present the original video, sent to me by Crispy Crungy, who gave me permission to upload it here and share it with you all!

enjoy!

#jon arbuckle #garfield #amv #you're gonna go far kid #I gotta tag this so I can find it again

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Half-Life Alyx // IS OR WILL BE (1/6)

"Oh, that Vortigaunt I met? He did give me a headcrab to eat." "Oh! Great! What did it taste like? Tell me how you f —" "Russell. Russell — I didn't eat it." "Right. Of course you didn't. No, that's… that's the right decision."

Bonus GIF:

#alyx #hl alyx #half-life

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I just think people who clean public spaces should make no less than $100,000 a year

#kinda yeah #the literal shit you have to put up with

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i like to call this girls who are normal about power lines & telephone poles (lying)

#sick #power lines #zines

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#half-life #coach from l4d is here too

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#good idea #crash

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truly no video game moment will ever surpass the part in portal 2 where glados says "well, this is the part where he kills us" and wheatley says "hello, this is the part where i kill you" and you unlock the achievement titled "the part where he kills you" (description: this is that part) and the chapter title appears on the screen and reads: chapter nine: the part where he kills you

#portal #genuinely #we don't write games like this any more

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between tiktok and youtube slop, kids these days are subjected to possibly one of the worst media diets in the history of mankind. unlike me who was raised on the same 10 commercials for corn syrup products cycling between variety shows, as nature intended

#when you put it that way #maybe it's not so bad

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#my gf

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#trailer park boys

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

#these tags are killing me #why are there so many

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The year is 2024. If you want to learn how to do something, there are literal centuries of video you can find on YouTube and watch to pick up the basics and get started.

You decide to learn about investing and the stock market. You are a reasonably smart individual. You know that there are millions of hours of videos on YouTube you can watch to learn about investments. You also know that 99% of them are bullshit. Your main source of easily finding tutorials is filled with scam artists finance conspiracies and con men on this specific topic, and you are basically fucked

#never thought about it like that but yeah

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#pretty baller #but you need better working light #and the treadle table with a modern electric machine is a cool aesthetic play #but it's probably more annoying than helpful because you can't put the foot pedal where you want it

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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

#not normal about any of my favourite things #even though they suck ass

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archetypal conflict of man vs. house found in various genres from home renovation TV shows to classic works of gothic horror

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fruice,,, 🥭🍎🍏🍑🍐🍊🍇🍓

,,, vegdebles 🥦🍆🥑🥒🥔🥕🫑🌽

#I'm always saying this