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DRABBLE IDEA FEATURING- INANNA ADMIRING HERSELF IN THE MIRROR FOR HOURS- ANNOYING EVERYONE ELSE WITH SELF PRAISE-

(IT'S PRETTY MUCH A TUESDAY FOR HER-)

"I am by far the sexiest goddess in the entire world~! Yes I am, yes I am~! Don't I look stunning~? Am I not the envy of every mortal ever~? With men wanting me and women wanting to be me~? Absolutely~!"

"I am truly the epitome of beauty~! In fact, I might end up falling in love with myself~! I am just that breathtaking~! If there were a scale from one to ten, I would definitely reach to infinity~! That's right~! There is no other equal-"

"I'VE HAD ENOUGH HEARING THIS NONSENSE!"

"Hey! What gives?! Can't you see I'm trying to be fabulous here?!"

"YOU'VE BEEN AT IT FOR THREE HOURS. GOOD FOR YOU FOR NOT BOINKING DOZENS OF PEOPLE FOR A WHILE BUT THIS IS NOW GETTING RIDICULOUS."

"What~? Are you jealous of me~? After all, after all this time, I am still more womanly than you~."

"THAT'S IT. WE'RE TAKING THIS OUTSIDE. NOW."

"<I-I thought they were done feuding with each other......!>"

"Nah, this is pretty much a playfight for them. Don't worry about it."

#ic #c:inanna #c:ereshkigal #c:ninshubur #c:geshtinanna #drabble

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Tried CRYMACHINA but my computer is potato only rendering at 50%, the HUD is cluttered with so many things, and the combat is definitely designed for controller only so I'm refunding. Gonna watch a playthrough video instead.

Such a shame because Enoa is the cutest golden blondie AI I've seen- [SHOT]

Anyway, more drabble ideas anyone? Anything goes.

#ooc

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DRABBLE FEATURING- FUTURE!AU RESH- DURING HER FIFTH PREGNANCY- REALIZING JUST HOW RIDICULOUS IT IS TO GET PREGNANT FIVE TIMES IN RELATIVELY QUICK SUCCESSION-

(IT REALLY IS MESSED UP IN HINDSIGHT-)

"I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING. I'M WITH A FIFTH CHILD. HOW IN THE WORLD DID I GET PREGNANT AT SUCH A CONSISTENT BASIS? IN THIS ERA OF TIME?!"

"Is this some kind of weird coincidence or fate playing tricks or something? I dunno. Maybe I don't even want to know......save for one thing: WILL IT EVER STOP? It's so much work to take care of four children already and we're running out of room in the house."

"Haaaah...... Maybe it's time that I tell Heccie to take a break or something. I mean, I don't want to reach Inanna-levels of high fertility with all the wanton surrogate births she made over the centuries......"

#ic #knightoftheflame #c:ereshkigal #au:future #drabble

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ANOTHER DRABBLE IDEA- THIS TIME FEATURING- PREGNANT INANNA DOING EVERYTHING SHE CAN TO TRY AND COAX BABY HEST OUT OF HER WOMB-

(SHE HUFFED AND SHE HUFFED AND SHE [INSERT JOKE HERE]-)

"Come on! Get out! What, do I have to do a c-section on my perfect body and scar it?! Please, this has gone far too long! I want to go back to doing the stuff I was doing before!"

"Hnnnnggggg!! Climb!! Do something!! This is getting ridiculous!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!"

*huff huff huff* "Fuwaaaaaaaaaaa......!"

"OUUUUUUUT!!! WHAT ARE YOU, DEAF?! FREAKING DO SOMETHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!"

"Hoooo...... Why did I ever agree to be the mother?! Malus is going to have to owe me big after this......WITH INTEREST!!!"

#ic #knightoftheflame #c:inanna #au:future #drabble

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ONE MORE DRABBLE- FEATURING ASHLEY AND SOPHIA- FANTASIZING ABOUT GETTING IMPREGNATED BY HEST-

(YOU SHALL HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL WOMB EVER-)

"Yo Ashley~. What would it be like to get pregnant by Hest~?"

"EH?!"

"We've heard so many stories about goddesses getting pregnant and men feeling really good inside but what about gods?! There's no record of such an experience~! Doesn't this sound exhilarating~?! Would it actually feel really good to be pregnant with divine seed~?! Oh the discoveries I'll uncover~!"

"Sophia...... You're definitely slipping......"

"IT'S FOR SCIENCE, OBVIOUSLY! And what about you, Ashley?! Don't you think it will be nice to get pregnant?!"

"I......I mean...... It must be really nice......but I-I don't know if I can get pregnant at all......"

*GASP* "WELL WE CANNOT HAVE THAT! WE NEED TO GIVE YOU A FULL BODY CHECK UP TO MAKE SURE YOU WILL SAFELY DELIVER A BABY WITH NO BIRTH DEFECTS WHATSOEVER! MAYBE EVEN MULTIPLE BABIES AT ONCE!"

"What am I getting myself into......"

#ic #knightoftheflame #c:sophia #c:ashley #au:future #drabble

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.........DRABBLE IDEA FEATURING- MAMA INANNA DURING HER YEAR-LONG BIRTH OF HEST- TRYING TO GET AS MUCH PLEASURE FROM THE ORDEAL AS POSSIBLE- [BLACK HOLE'D]

(PREVIOUSLY ON THE YEARLONG BIRTH SAGA-)

"Uuuaaahhhh~~...... Aaaaahhhhh~~......"

"How is it, Golden Goddess~? Does this pleases you~?" "Are you still in deep pain, holy mother? Is our all-day everyday treatment not working?!" "Please, tell us what we should do!"

"My loyal worshippers...... My people...... The pain has lessened......but alas only temporarily...... Soon I will end up back to where I started......"

"We don't want you to suffer anymore!" "We will do anything!"

"......Become one flesh with me."

"BUWAH?! MY LADY, ISN'T THAT DANGEROUS?!" "WILL IT IMPACT YOUR CHILD'S HEAD?!"

"............Wow. I mean, wow. Even I know that's silly. The baby will be safe. Don't you know how anatomy works?"

"If I am to be in pain for months to no end in sight......then the least you all can do is fill me up with so much pleasure, such pains will be washed away......so please. Don't hold back on me."

"......!! Such boldness!! You heard our lady's words!! You two, hoist her up!! The rest of you form a line!!" "At once!!"

"Aaahhhhh...... Haaaaahhh......"

"Let us all become one with the Golden Goddess, at the height of her station as a goddess of fertility~!" "Hang in there, Lady Inanna~!" "We shall do our best~!"

"Huuwaaa~~...... Aaaahhhh~~...... Aaaaaaahhhhh~~......!"

"Hnnnggg~! She is such a tight squeeze~!" "Don't give up~! Our goddess depends on each and every one of you~! We shall keep this up until the day comes~!"

"Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh~~......!!"

#ic #knightoftheflame #c:inanna #au:future #drabble #l:highuruk

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Drabble ideas anyone? Bonus points towards......pregnancy- [SHOT]

#ooc

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IF YOU'RE STILL TAKING DRABBLE IDEAS- ONE FEATURING- ISIS GETTING TO SEE SONE SENIC VIEWS OF ARCADIA VIA PHOTOS SENT BY HEST-

(OF COURSE THERE WILL BE SOME OF THOSE PHOTOS IN THERE-)

"Oh? This package is from my pen pal. And it has many pictures of......landscapes? Interesting~. It seems Hest really wants me to get excited about visiting~."

"There's a beautiful city skyline, an old restaurant called the Royal Blue, a huge skyscraper belong to M-T Incorporated, a big stage in Violetwinter, there's just so much to see~."

"............Oh. There are shots of Hest's bedroom. How............daring."

"Hmmmm......I wonder if I should send some pictures of Tharsu back? I suppose it wouldn't hurt, would it? To see our great planet? I'll consider it......"

#ic #knightoftheflame #c:isis #au:future #drabble

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ONE MORE DRABBLE- THIS TIME- FEATURING ISIS PLAYING POKER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HER LIFE-

(LIKE A FREAKING ROCKSTAR-)

"............I must say, I am still opposed to gambling. Such activities only provides avenues for more sinister motives."

"Hey. At least these lovable scamps aren't betting souls or the like. Only their privilege points."

"Perhaps......but my entry into this sort of game feels......disproportional......"

"And now the river card......"

"Dammit...... I can't possibly go any further. I so wanna snack on your infertile eggs...... Fold!"

"The odds are so against me now...... Fold."

"Looks like it's just us two, Isis."

"It would seem so, Irra. I will give you the chance to fold and leave with your dignity intact."

"Hmph. You sound really confident. I call. You're definitely bluffing. Let's see your hand."

"I am a prelate. As a servant of divine light, lying is beneath me." *flips cards*

"WHAT?! A ROYAL FLUSH?!"

"WHAT THE HELL?! YOU WERE SERIOUS A FEW SECONDS AGO?!"

"I have to admit, that is hilarious~."

"Now, please for the love of all that is sacred, please don't make me bet my eggs again......"

#ic #c:isis #c:lamashtu #au:future #drabble

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...DRABBLE IDEA FEATURING- ISIS- WATCHING HER FIRST ROMANCE MOVIE-

(TAKE A SHOT EVERY TIME A DOOFUS MOMENT HAPPENS-)

"Hmm......I was recommended this from Arcadia. I wonder what this sort of film is......"

"Hmm...... The story of a wandering knight from a dying world and a young goddess of a lonely underworld...... Apparently this is among one of the most popular romance movies ever in Arcadia. Who knew? I have plenty of time so I'll watch it."

...

......

.........

"Well~. This was certainly a charming story~. No wonder it has been praised~. It had me at the edge of my seat the whole time~."

"Although, it definitely had its......flawed moments. The Geas bit feels a bit too much, there are so many quips during the tense fights like the 'hanging by the nose' zinger, and the copious......COPIOUS amounts of sex......"

"Romance, huh...... When is it going to be my time, I wonder? When it is my time to find someone......who actually cares about me, not as a baby machine......but as a woman?"

*ahem* "Phew. I lost myself for a moment. Perhaps I'll ask Lamashtu about the details regarding her involvement in that tale. There's some details I must've missed."

#ic #knightoftheflame #c:isis #au:future #drabble

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ANOTHER DRABBLE IDEA FEATURING- ISIS SCOLDING SOME OF THE DEMON PALS OVER SOMETHING SILLY-

(SHE REALLY IS LIKE THEIR MOM-)

"I OUGHTA SKEWER YOU UNTIL YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A WALKING PINCUSHION, ONE THAT I CAN BOUNCE OFF THE WALLS!"

"TRY ME! I'LL RIP YOU TO SHREDS AND TURN YOU INTO TOILET DRAIN CLOG REMOVER!"

"ENOUGH! CEASE THIS AT ONCE!"

*BZZZAP*

"HEY!! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE AIMING THAT!!"

"Tch!! This doesn't concern you!!"

"It does when it involves potentially the loss of life, even for some like you! Now, I see no reason why this petty bickering should exist, especially when it involves......"

"............*sigh* A lottery scratcher."

"You don't get it, do you?! This thing represents hope! And that snake ruined everything by scratching the wrong location!! I told her always pick the SEVENTH AREA!!"

"As if the whole thing is run by puns! As if seven is always lucky! It's random every time, you dumba**!!"

"Why don't you scratch the other choices and see if you even get a prize in the first place?"

"What the hell do you mean?! There's always a......" *scratch scratch scratch* "......Huh?! There's nothing!! Nothing in all of them!!"

"What a pity. It seems you both got caught in a scam."

"............OH THAT'S IT. WHEN WE GET BACK, I'M GONNA SHOVE A SPEAR UP THE SELLER'S CROTCH-"

*BZZZAP*

"OI KNOCK IT OFF, YOU TRIGGER HAPPY CRAZY LADY!!!"

"Justice will be done, not revenge. And it shall be delivered through the appropriate channels, not taking matters in your own hands. Am I as clear as I can possibly be?"

"Peeeeeeh...... Fineeeeeeee......"

#ic #c:isis #au:future #drabble

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...DRABBLE IDEA FEATURING- ISIS, WHILE ON THE DEMON PALS' SHIP, SOMEHOW STUMBLING UPON A DRAGON GIRL THEMED DATING SIM-

(THERE'S DEFINITELY SOME OUT THERE-)

"Um, Lamashtu? I hate to interrupt but......what is this?"

"OH S**T."

"HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"What the......WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?! AND HOW DID THAT EVEN GET ON THIS SHIP?!"

"My cabin is all messy and some of this stuff is scattered around the ship......"

"That will be MINE, thank you very much! It's hard enough to not inflict suffering on mortals so the least we can do to preoccupy ourselves is playing video games all day!"

"So you smuggled a bunch of these trashy games onboard? You and I are going to need to have a chat later."

"Haaaaaaaaah...... You're the boss."

"Um......are there dragons in your world, perchance? That Arcadians would make such......fantastical works?"

"Frankly, there are but they are rare. Ereshkigal isn't a fan of dragons in particular so yeah."

"Say, any draconic women on your world of the more voluptuous nature~?"

"............Even if I were to grace you an answer, they would definitely not be like the ones depicted here."

"Yeah I'm gonna go out on a limb and call BS on that one."

"WILL ALL OF YOU GO BACK TO YOUR POSTS ALREADY?"

#ic #c:isis #c:lamashtu #au:future #drabble

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Drabble ideas anyone? Bonus points towards Isis.

#ooc

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IF YOU'RE STILL TAKING DRABBLE IDEAS- ONE FEATURING MAGGY AND SKYLAR PLAYING A BOARD GAME TOGETHER-

(A COUPLES ARGUMENT GAME, APPARENTLY-)

"Seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven......ACK. Ahaha...... S-Sorry......"

"Ah man! That sucks......"

"Skylar...... I'm really sorry......!"

"Manungal, relax~. It's okay~. Here, it's my turn now. I'm going to take a card......"

"URK. I'M SORRY."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! YOU JERK!"

"I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY!"

"What are you two playing? You're causing such a racket......"

"Huh? We're playing 'Sorry'."

"Right, here comes my comeback! And I'm going to apologize all over your face!"

"............What does that even mean?"

*blink blink* "I'm definitely gonna be elsewhere other than here."

#ic #c:manungal #c:skylar #c:erin #au:future #drabble

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YET ONE MORE DRABBLE IDEA FEATURING- MAGGY BRAGGING ABOUT HER BEAUTIFUL BOYFRIEND IN FRONT OF OTHERS- MUCH TO SKYLAR'S EMBARRASSMENT-

(AND LET THE BATTLE BEGIN-)

"Isn't my boyfriend simply the most beautiful boy in all the world~? And he comes from a line blessed by the Golden Goddess herself~! Isn't that something~?"

"And it clearly shows~! Skylar is handsome yet has a unique femininity to him~! His golden blonde hair is so luscious~! And his eyes are like finely crafted jewels~!"

"You just described my darling Hest right now! Nobody gets to call anyone else a beautiful boy besides him! Hest is THE premier example!"

"Hoho~? Aren't golden blondes considered to be the most beautiful people on the planet nowadays~? Oh that's right~. Hest is only a dirty blonde technically~."

*GIGANTIC GASP* "HOW DARE YOU?! SUCH A TECHNICALITY IS TRIVIAL!"

"Manungal, please...... I just want to crawl into a hole and die from embarrassment......"

"I don't understand the debate either...... Should we stop them?"

"Obviously, before they start clawing at each other or something......"

#ic #knightoftheflame #c:manungal #c:sophia #c:skylar #c:ashley #au:future #drabble

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ANOTHER DRABBLE- THIS TIME FEATURING- MAGGY TRYING TO SEDUCE SKYLAR- RESULTS MAY VARY-

(JUST JUMPING INTO THE MAIN COURSE-)

"Skylar. Come on, you lug. Get closer. It's getting chillier for some reason. If only I had the power to alter the weather."

"I really don't want you to change the weather on a whim......"

"Hmph. What a shame. If I wanted to, I would make the weather chillier on purpose......so I can have the excuse to cuddle you more."

"............What?"

"Skylar~. Are you cold~? I'll give you a hug~. They say men are prone to freezing than women~." *SQUEEZE*

"M-Manungal......! Y-You're doing it already......!"

"Skylar~~. Don't you want to be warm with me~~?" *eyelashes fluttering*

"Haaaah...... Do as you please, my goddess......"

"So unenthusiastic...... Oh fine then! I'm going to make sure you sing a different tune tonight! In fact, you may not even sleep a wink at all!"

"............(So, like usual.)"

#ic #c:manungal #c:skylar #au:future #drabble

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ONE MORE DRABBLE IDEA- FEATURING- SKYLAR AND MAGGY AT PROM NIGHT-

(HE CLEANS UP WELL-)

"Hmm...... Where's Skylar? We're supposed to be meeting together here. I don't want to look like a loner again......"

"It must be a short traffic jam. He did mention something like that ahead of time. I think I better give him a call just to be sure-"

"Sorry I'm late, Manungal. I hope I didn't make you wait long."

"................................................................................................"

"W-What? I definitely made you wait, didn't I?! Sorry! Is there anything I could make it up to you?!"

"R-Relax. I-It's just five minutes. No problem......"

"O-Oh. So that's good-"

"THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS MAKE US PROM KING AND QUEEN, YOU BIG HUNK OF LOVE~. NOW DANCE WITH ME, BEAUTIFUL MAN~."

"W-Whoa!? A-Are you angry or happy?! I can't tell anymore!!"

#ic #c:manungal #c:skylar #au:future #drabble