isopodcowboy

[isopodcowboy]

hey you little piss baby

[isopodcowboy]

[isopodcowboy]

"bonzo is one of our externals" girl WHAT????????? do you mean the oiar is working with avatars to create statements??????? why????? are they trying to make a fear ritual????????

[isopodcowboy]

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. yuor arms off

[isopodcowboy]

The real horror here is comic sans in official merch

[isopodcowboy]

Sam being immediately called out for lying about being done with the "Magnus stuff" is so funny. Absolutely no one believes you. The computers don't believe you. Alice doesn't believe you. You don't believe yourself. You are in a series titled "the Magnus protocol". This is the most obviously incorrect statement in the entire podcast so far.

[isopodcowboy]

The real horror here is comic sans in official merch

[isopodcowboy]

Elias either pays in exact change or pays for a $5 purchase with a $100 bill. He knows what he’s doing.

that's so disgusting and so him oh my goodness

he carries absurd amounts in cash and somehow NEVER gets jumped???

[isopodcowboy]

Mr. Bonzo going to a strip club and literally tearing apart a bachelor's party of lads is objectively hilarious. Like the description was horrific and gave me chills to listen to. But as soon as the episode was over and I sat back to just think about the episode I started laughing because what the fuck? What do you mean?? He came to a strip club?? And just?? Started fucking ripping apart and eating people?? That's hilarious?? 🤣 I love this fucking podcast, making me shiver in fear one second and laugh my ass off the next.

[isopodcowboy]

my mental state rn <3

[isopodcowboy]

jonny and alex calling a bonzo episode “getting off” is sick

[isopodcowboy]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[isopodcowboy]

Thinking about cowboy tma au and losing my mind

#jon doesnt get a horse #everyone else gets a horse #tma #jon sims #the magnus archives #tma au #meow

[isopodcowboy]

I draw nothing for a while then BOOM! Protocol is consuming my waking days (Not complaining).

[isopodcowboy]

what i think oiar employees listen to at work:

alice - welcome to nightvale

sam - white noise or r&b playlists

gwen - malevolent

colin - death metal

lena - the scp foundation database

celia - the magnus archives

[isopodcowboy]

let’s go lesbians

[isopodcowboy]

This has been in my head for weeks i couldnt let go of it