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i often see ascended astarion sort of automatically paired with an embrace dark urge as a natural pair that goes together perfectly & obviously yes it’s great narratively for 1,000 reasons so keep doing that & putting out art of it bc it’s delicious

but i do think the flip side of the pair to consider is: a Bhaalspawn who would Not put up with being ordered around and owned by a sad little vampire lord so they 1. know that already and refuse to let Astarion ascend or 2. let him ascend assuming the best and then get to know him post-ascension for 45 seconds and they’re like ah….shame….I have to kill my boyfriend

#ascended astarion is 10x more pathetic than spawn astarion and its honestly so funny #astarion #bg3

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Stole this from Blue Sky! Hit me up on what you think I am!

#hmmmm #I wanna say Tremere for some reason

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I’ve never been a real star wars fan but the phantom menace came out when I was 6 and my older brother was 8 so we were absolutely among the target audience and we had toy light sabers & we spent a lot of time playing star wars but my brothers were anakin and obi wan etc. and my best friend was padmé which meant i had to come up with a star wars oc and since my brother was anakin i decided okay. i would be anakin’s sister.

i made up a backstory that i was his twin sister who also lived on tatooine and i also had latent force potential but qui gon and obi wan didn’t even try to meet me even when anakin mentioned me and they left me behind.

this was an utter betrayal to me obviously, like my brother got rescued and i got abandoned and i could have been him and i should have been him. i should’ve been at his side. i should have gotten training and all else. i should have been a jedi too.

but they didn’t even care to meet me. so i had this intense grudge against the jedi and i ended up developing my skills myself and then i grew up and got myself off tattooine and set out on a mission as a rogue force user to kill obi wan.

and 6 year old me really embodied that role. she felt that. so when I was like 25 & rewatched the original star wars trilogy for the first time since childhood, when obi wan came on I was like ugh. I hate that guy. and my friend was like “WHY?”

and I thought about it and realized it wasn’t actually his character. I was remembering my childhood self insert oc beef.

Like, sorry you wouldn’t get it but obi wan and I have history.

#honestly genius #i would read the shit outta this #star wars

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#imagining my ideal life like this #manifesting it

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#no eat all your memes or you won't get dessert

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date idea: we drink wine while a dilapidated mansion crumbles around us

#fenris my boy #da2

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occasional posts from users

#this is so funny actually

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horror sub-genres: vampire

#vampires #watchlist

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Luceris got a easier love life than MC. 😂

I mean sure, the first wife got offed, but Lancelot loves him no matter what he does and is not oblivious to his advances or in denial about his feelings.

This made me laugh because imagine that being simple 😭😭

#the people have spoken coe

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Also, if you don't want new followers,literally just softblock or block them.

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

#get real people #this is tumblr not your living room

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can’t stop thinking about how the change for alucard’s character design between castlevania iii and castlevania symphony of the night was so dramatic that pretty much everyone forgot how he looked before and pretends this is how he has always been. what can i say except thank you for your service, miss ayami kojima

#finally some good fucking food #castlevania

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#this is like making me choose between my children #my definition of breakfast food has expanded to include brownies and the like as well #sometimes it has to be that way to get myself to eat in the mornings so goddamn if thats what i gotta do

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being obsessed with a character is so fucking embarrassing like I'll be getting dressed in the morning like "I bet the 12th doctor would wear these socks" bitch shut the fuck up

#good blorbo post

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wyllstarion is everything to me because they both get what they need. astarion needs sincerity and romance and softness. wyll needs someone who is willing to be a MASSIVE fucking cunt on his behalf and encourage him to be more selfish.

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first meeting? 😅✨

#they all deserved better 😭 #crisis core

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#I'll never be over zack fair honestly #so same cloud #ffvii remake #cloud strife

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#*SHAKING THEM IN MY MOUTH LIKE A DOG* #HE NOTICED HE CHANGED HIS HAIR #zack fair #cloud strife #ffvii