literally so criss cross applesauce rn
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hey motherfuckers my ankle hurts and i’m being so cowardly about it. fuck being so brave. fuck lollipops and pats on the back. we’re going double diamond. we are going ham. we are going absolutely unhinged as far as my ouchie ankle will take me. normalize not being brave about it
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then do it 🙄
a little guy doing a little jig
🕺 <— could be me
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i don’t remember typing this- i’m not apologizing but what the hell is this
Im back bitches, cunts, and other miscellaneous household shelf fillers- I am ready to ascend and beat god in a nasty game of chess.
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Im back bitches, cunts, and other miscellaneous household shelf fillers- I am ready to ascend and beat god in a nasty game of chess.
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give me edit suggestions, until then i will make very very cursed shit thank you and goodnight
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@tumblr get a load of this
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i’m the funniest person alive
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