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jacksonstarkiller · 3 days
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Phones *whispering to Troy who’s on the phone with Atlanta*: Ask her something!
Troy: How are you feeling?
Atlanta: Fine.
Phones: Something personal.
Troy: At what age did you first get your period?
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jacksonstarkiller · 3 days
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Gordon: Hey John, why do quiet laidback men like you usually go for loud fiery women?
Selene from the other room: BECAUSE SOMEONE HAS TO TELL THE WAITER THAT HE’D ORDERED MASHED POTATOES AND IT’S NOT GOING TO BE HIM!
John: *fiercely nods in agreement*
@selene-tempest
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jacksonstarkiller · 13 days
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Scott: I think I’d be a great politician.
Scott: I got great hair and I love lying.
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jacksonstarkiller · 13 days
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Gordon: What do you call a fast zombie?
John: What exactly do you mean with fa-
Gordon: A zoombie.
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jacksonstarkiller · 15 days
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Ask game: unpopular opinion edition <3
❤: Which character do you think is the most egregiously mischaracterized by the fandom?
🧡: What is a popular (serious) theory you disagree with?
💛: What is a popular ship you just can't get behind, and why?
💚: What does everyone else get wrong about your favorite character?
💙: Which character is not as hot as everyone else seems to think?
💜: Which character is way hotter than everyone else seems to think?
🤍: Which character is not as morally bad as everyone else seems to think?
🖤: Which character is not as morally good as everyone else seems to think?
💖: What is your biggest unpopular opinion about the series?
💔: If you had to remove one major character from the series, who would you choose?
💕: What is an unpopular ship that you like?
📖: If you had to remove one book from the series, which would you choose?
🏳️‍🌈: Which character who is commonly headcanoned as queer doesn't seem queer to you?
💀: If you had to choose one major character to die, who would you choose?
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jacksonstarkiller · 16 days
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Scott: How dumb do they think we are?
Gordon: Sometimes, John leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.
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jacksonstarkiller · 1 month
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John: Is something burning?
Selene: Just my love for you.
John: Sel, the toaster is on fire.
@selene-tempest
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jacksonstarkiller · 1 month
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*during a rescue*
Scott: Hey guys, I realise that this is out of character.
Scott: But I have an idea!
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jacksonstarkiller · 1 month
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Gordon: I got called ‘pretty’ today!
Gordon: Well, the exact words were ‘you’re pretty annoying’ but I like to focus on the positives.
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jacksonstarkiller · 2 months
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Scott: *crouched down on the floor, reaching underneath the sofa for something*
Virgil *walks into the room*: What are you looking for?
Alan, who’s sitting on the sofa: His standards.
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jacksonstarkiller · 2 months
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Rigby: WHY! Why did you give Gordon a knife?!
Kayo: He said he felt unsafe.
Rigby: Now I feel unsafe!
Kayo: I’m sorry.
Kayo:
Kayo: Would you like a knife?
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jacksonstarkiller · 2 months
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Scott: I actually have a black belt.
Alan: In what, karate?
Scott: No, from Gucci.
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jacksonstarkiller · 2 months
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John: Can you be serious for five minutes?
Gordon: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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jacksonstarkiller · 2 months
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Cap. Scarlet: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Cap. Blue: FORTY FIVE SECONDS!?!
Cap. Scarlet: No! I said four to five!
Cap. Blue: Too late!!!
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jacksonstarkiller · 2 months
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Selene: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
John: I wake up at 04:30 AM.
Selene: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
@selene-tempest
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jacksonstarkiller · 2 months
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Gordon: What’s worse than a heartbreak?
John: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn’t charging.
Scott: Waking up in the morning.
Alan: Waking up.
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jacksonstarkiller · 2 months
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Fermat: You have brothers and I envy that.
Alan: You’re welcome to share my brothers.
Fermat: *looks at Scott and Gordon*
Fermat: I don’t want those.
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