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I hate Tyler Perry - rantings of an angry TV & Movie viewer

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I HATE: DOUCHEBAGS

In the world we live in it has become almost expected that a celebrity will make a comment on an issue or make a remark about someone else in the industry. More often the celebrity is linked to that particular situation or has had a great deal of interaction with that individual, which frankly makes sense.

However, I have no regard or respect for anyone that decides to volunteer his unsolicited opinion on an individual that he does not even know in a personal capacity and decides to launch that verbal attack at the apex of a media thunderstorm of torrential abuse being hurled at said individual. I am of course referring to Seth Rogen’s well-publicized comment that Justin Bieber is a piece of Sh*t.

I am so overcome with righteous indignation the the judgmental, hypocritical pot-smoking blimp that is Seth Rogen has decided that this is the moment for him to occupy the moral pedestal and cheaply bully someone else at their moment of weakness so listen up Seth - this post is for you. I am sorry that we can’t all testify on C-Span about my twice-removed Aunt Dorothy’s pen pal from Zimbabwe and talk about the mental anguish and strain I personally experienced from learning of his struggles with hunger you delusional embodiment of a douchebag. If you actually think that your virtuous persona in any way establishes you as the undeniable arbiter of moral dogma you must have overdosed on a bucket of quaaludes along with your buddy Jonah you imbecilic hack. So let me clarify the situation, you have no right to pass judgment on other people’s indiscretions (let alone Justin Bieber), you have no reserved place on the moral high ground whose vagrancy you actually encouraged in your movie roles and you certainly have no right to try and seek publicity to make yourself relevant by throwing someone else who you don’t even know under the bus. Newsflash - Seth Rogen is a piece of sh*t.

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I HATE: ANGUS T. JONES

Can someone please tell me how this pimply-faced imbecile has the idiocy to take a dump on a show that made him an insane amount of money for past 11 years? If there is anything I dislike more it is ingratitude. Look, don’t get me wrong, I don’t have an issue with anyone poking fun at what has become an abomination of a TV show in Two and a Half Men. In fact, I encourage people to make fun of this hack of a show whether it is attacking the excessive ineptitude that is Ashton Kutcher or belittling the tired and insipid ramblings of Jon Cryer. Hell, even that fat behemoth Berta’s crude musings are starting to become anathema to me. Let me be clear, I fully welcome the company in trashing this farce of a sitcom, but I do have to draw the line somewhere. I believe that if you have financially benefited from a show and have in fact consciously supported the show through your participation for eleven years you frankly lose the right to bite the proverbial hand that fed you.

Maybe Angus needs to realize that his farting, sloth-like crude caricature of an annoying ingrate of a teenager should be fortunate enough that there was a role for him on this show even though he quickly transitioned from cute kid to awkward, hideous teenager after the growth-spurt of the second season. The fact that the kid actually got to make out with cute co-stars, hang out with the legendary Charlie Sheen and pretty much eat his way lethargically through every scene (and get paid) should be more than enough recompense for being involved in this joke of a show.  Note to Angus, you cannot trash a show on making light of the questionable ideals that you helped perpetuate in the first place. Now go stuff your face with some more pizza and make a couple more fart jokes douchebag.

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I HATE: JENNIFER LAWRENCE SCHTICK

I have about had it with the world’s fascination with the goofiness and unpredictability that is Jeniffer Lawrence. I was admittedly on the bandwagon after Silver Linings Playbook but I honestly have to say I just don’t get what the big deal is. I am not taking anything away from her artistic performances but what is up with her crazy, exaggerated public personality.  I have observed a number of JLaw occurences, some of them more notably:

(a) her ability to bring forth a turrets syndrome-like attempt of shouting out random things out of turn at any moment (i.e. usually when the cameras are there)

(b) Her uncanny ability to gesticulate wildly during standard interviews preferably with her arms waving around like some desperate guy in a San Francisco men’s bathroom

(c) Her general proclivity towards behaving like an uncouth, entitled brat throwing decorum out the window at every red carpet event through (a), (b) or a combination of the above.

I couldn’t believe her antics when she was trying to present the best actor award at the Oscars with her random shouting as confused and befuddled celebrities looked on awkwardly.

I just don’t get why this absurdly pathetic cry for attention is being tolerated. I am just waiting for the time when these desperate tactics of attention grow tired or she ends up in some room with padded walls. I called it here first at ihatetylerperry.