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Boromir Relationship Headcanons

Boromir x F!Reader, headcanons are both SFW & NSFW (so no minors, please!). This is based on the movie version of Boromir, so if anything contradicts the books, I apologise 🙏

These are just some of the first headcanons that came to me, so I may end up doing a second post at some point! Anyway, hope everyone enjoys, and if you’d like to discuss Boromir headcanons, my askbox is always open!

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SFW Headcanons

- Boromir is quite the romantic. He’s never really been in love before you, so it catches him by surprise how strongly he feels for you. Like he finds himself randomly thinking about you while he’s training and ends up all flustered and distracted. He never saw himself getting married either - he’d always been too busy defending Gondor - but once he falls for you there’s no doubt in his mind that he wants you to be his wife.

- Even if you’re of a proper status to be Boromir’s wife, there’s a good chance that Denethor won’t think you’re good enough for his favourite son. But Boromir will not relent in his desire to marry you, even if that means defying his father and marrying you in secret. There’s a good chance that Denethor will get past it eventually anyway, because in his eyes Boromir can really do no wrong.

- He is incredibly physically affectionate - he loves giving hugs, and cuddling, and picking you up and carrying you. He loves being the big spoon, wrapping his arms around you and holding you close to him while he buries his face in your hair. Even if he’s had the most stressful day imaginable, holding you in his arms makes all of the stress and bad things in the world seem to melt away, even if only temporarily.

- Boromir hates being away from you, though obviously his duty to Gondor means he often has to leave for battle, sometimes even for long campaigns. But he keeps you on his mind always, and he fights in your name just as much as he fights for his country and his people.

- One of the ways to make Boromir melt is to show him gentleness and tenderness. Like you tending to his wounds after a battle? You washing his hair? He’s going to fall even more in love with you and look at you with pure adoration in his eyes, just feeling so lucky to have married the most wonderful woman in Middle Earth.

- I think he’d want to have a big family, maybe four or five kids, and a mix of daughters and sons! Of course if you’re not comfortable with that, he’ll defer to your choice - he understands that when it comes to making a child, he’s really got the easy job. If you do end up having children, he’d be such a sweet and attentive father - just imagine him playing with your kids the way he did with Merry and Pippin in Fellowship 🥹 - and I like to think that he would encourage his daughters’ interests just as much as his sons’! He’s definitely making sure not to play favourites at all either, because he saw how much that hurt Faramir when they were growing up and to this day.

- (I saw an imagine post talking about dad Boromir where he plays knights with his daughters and it solidified girldad!Boromir as my favourite headcanon, but I’m having trouble finding it again - if anyone knows the post I’m talking about please send me a link, I’ll love you forever ❤️🙏)

NSFW Headcanons

- Boromir is a very attentive lover, and so so handsy. This man will be touching you all over while you’re making love, particularly focusing on your hips, breasts, and thighs. I think he’d love it if you’re on the thicker side, because it makes it even more satisfying for him to touch you.

- He can be a massive tease - especially if you have particular sweet spots that he knows how to exploit in the best way possible. When you moan loudly, he’ll look at you with the biggest grin on his face as he asks you if you’re enjoying yourself. He’s a tease with his words too - sometimes he’ll whisper something dirty in your ear in an otherwise innocent situation just to see you blush - but he’ll certainly follow through on any promises he might have made to you later.

- When Boromir’s not being a tease he’s still talking a lot, mainly a lot of praise and whispered sweet nothings. If you talk dirty to him, it drives him crazy.

- This man absolutely has a breeding kink. I don’t know what exactly makes me think that but I just get that vibe from him. Like I said above, he wants to have a big family, and he certainly fantasises about getting you pregnant. If you beg him to cum inside of you he will fold so quickly. And when you are pregnant, he can barely keep his hands off of you, though he makes sure to be extra gentle as to not accidentally hurt you while you’re in such a delicate condition.

- He eats pussy like he’s starving and you’re the first food he’s seen in weeks. If he could spend all of his time with his head between your thighs he’d probably die happy.

- Also he loves it when you sit on his face.

- He’s very proud of himself when he makes you come really hard, and he usually won’t think about his pleasure until he’s made you come at least twice, maybe three times. As such, he’s not really into quickies, he wants to take his time.

- His favourite places to have sex are in bed, and also sometimes in the bath (but touching each other in the bath usually leads to him taking you to bed).

- Boromir prefers to be able to look you in the eyes when you have sex, so any position that facilitates that will be a favourite. He does like putting your legs over his shoulders, but he also likes watching you ride him.

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top five female characters!

1. Kitty Higham (BBC Ghosts)

2. Éowyn (The Lord of the Rings)

3. Éponine (Les Miserables)

4. Hera Syndulla (Star Wars Rebels/Ahsoka)

5. Orla McCool (Derry Girls)

#ask #anonymous #it was hard to narrow it down to 5 faves of all time #but these are probably the fictional women who have made me feel the most feelings ❤️

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top five pokemon? 😚😚

Oh, this is hard!! I have so many favourites! I’ll just name the first ones that come to mind as my favourites (along with a bunch of honourable mentions) but

1. Teddiursa

2. Skitty

3. Horsea

4. Cubone

5. Shroomish (legit became one of my favourites because its my mum’s favourite ❤️)

Honourable mentions: Mareep, Phanpy, Togepi, Chikorita, Magnemite, all of the Eeveelutions (especially Leafeon), Dratini, Magikarp, Vulpix, and probably heaps more!

#ask #anonymous

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Just have to say I am soooo encouraging your boromir idea with a fellowship member reader. I am a sucker for fellowship reader and looove boromir. I saw your idea for early morning bathing at the stream. I also think boromir is the perfect guy for inner conflict (tension and a crumbling self restraint!!) about his attraction towards the reader. I think he'd have a lowkey thing for reader that he keeps to himself but during a sparring/training session something would snap in his mind and he'd realize he's willing to cross his own boundaries he set for himself. Nobody in the fellowship is blind to it whether they openly say anything or not. Thank you for giving me an opportunity to talk about my dear lotr friend Boromir

Hi!! I love Boromir very much as well!! And I love your thoughts! I’ve actually started writing that fic properly after I received this ask, it was very inspiring, thank you for your support 🤩

I love the idea of Boromir struggling with his feelings for the reader, trying so hard to ignore it but being unable to. I can’t help but think of what would happen if she got hurt, or he had to protect her from Orcs or something!! I think even if he hadn’t admitted to anyone - even himself - that he had feelings for her, he’d go all out to keep her safe. We saw everything he did to try and protect Merry and Pippin (now I’ve made myself sad 😔)

(I am about to start rambling about Boromir in ways that are not relevant to this ask)

Like he is legitimately such an interesting character (though LOTR is filled with incredibly interesting characters imo). There’s just something so appealing about him, like he’s a strong, brave warrior who is also so gentle at the same time. He can kill a bunch of Orcs and then play and laugh with the Hobbits. And I especially loved seeing more of him in the extended editions!! Like I’d already fallen in love with him when I rewatched the theatrical editions, but there’s so much more to him in the extended versions. And the extended versions of Two Towers and Return of the King are the only way you get to see more Boromir (besides short flashbacks to his death). I mean, the bit where Denethor hallucinates Boromir standing behind Faramir isn’t much, but it definitely made me emotional 🥲 . But the flashback scene in Two Towers should have stayed in!! It was so good and so important. I wish we got to see more of Boromir and Faramir together.

#ask #anonymous #boromir x reader #lovely anon #something i love about LOTR men is that they’re so emotional!! like theyre tough and brave but theyre also unafraid to cry!!! #if anyone ever wants to talk about Boromir PLEASE send me an ask!!

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put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go

#fun!!!

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Does anyone have any spicy Boromir x reader headcanons they’d like to share? Fluffy ones would be nice too!! I’d love to hear people’s thoughts about this gorgeous man 🙏

#boromir x reader #lotr x reader #lord of the rings x reader #mari speaks #I need more inspiration to work on my Boromir ideas ❤️

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Here’s a few Boromir x Reader articles ideas I’ve come up with!! If you have any thoughts while I’m sleeping, feel free to send asks my way 💜

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Question for everyone! When I post the Boromir x Reader headcanons, should I split them into SFW and NSFW posts, or post them together in a single post?

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Okay, so it definitely seems like people like Boromir! I’ll write up some headcanons I have about him. Please be warned these are based solely on the movie version!

I rewatched LOTR on a whim recently after a long time, and fell in love with Boromir. Then I decided to watch the extended editions (finally) since I heard there was a lot more of him (along with a bunch of other extra stuff) and I fell for him even harder!! He’s such a sweetheart 🥹

If I were to write some Boromir x Reader stuff, would anyone be interested in that? 🤭

#mari speaks

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If I were to write some Boromir x Reader stuff, would anyone be interested in that? 🤭

#mari speaks #lotr x reader #boromir x reader #lord of the rings x reader

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hii can I request tiddy fucking with any of the boys you'd like?? I think chris would be superrr into it, but I'm open to anyone you feel inspo for!

YESSS!! I’ve always seen Chris as a boobs guy and I think he’d definitely be into that. This has actually given me some inspiration to write 🙈🙈🙈

I have written a little bit of titfucking in one of my Jamie fics but I think it’s for sure suitable for a Chris fic 🤭

#ask #anonymous #nsfw text

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Sometimes I’ll read one of my own old fics and think "damn I really popped off with this one" 🤣

#mari speaks

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Chris is definitely the kinda guy to complain about Valentine’s Day being a “consumerist holiday made to support capitalism” or whatever. But even though he constantly mentions it, he still gives you tons of gifts and flowers. He’ll also definitely steal some of the chocolates he gets you. Whether he takes you out or not, he’ll still spend the entire day right by your side (it might actually become a problem, he literally won’t let go of you)

That's exactly how I see it!! Like he'd be complaining about the whole concept of Valentine's Day while he's also giving you a ridiculous amount of gifts.

I can imagine that the card he gets for you is one of the dirty ones - something like this:

#ask #anonymous #chris pitt goddard x reader

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Thomas would so write a poem for valentines. He spends weeks trying to find the best words and forces Alison to make a romantic candlelight dinner (despite you guys not being able to eat)

(I'm sorry its taken so long for me to answer these. Valentine's Day is long over, but its still February so maybe it can be Valentine's for the rest of the month? 😂)

YES! Thomas would take Valentine's so seriously and he'd be so prepared - like he'd have a day long schedule for activities for you to do together. A picnic in the morning (even though neither of you can eat), a candlelit dinner in the evening (you still can't eat), and after that you'd watch your favourite romantic film together (whatever that might be). Poor Alison would be having to do a lot of work haha

#thomas thorne x reader #ask #anonymous

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It’s not Valentine’s Day where I am (and probably not for anyone else either, time zones confuse me), but I’d love to hear anyone’s Baynton boy x reader Valentine’s headcanons!! 💌

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Felix Fickelgruber Smut Alphabet

Hey everyone! I’m so sorry that this took so long for me to finish. I hope you enjoy it 💚

18+ ONLY! F!Reader. Reblogs and comments are always appreciated <3

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

If you're in a relationship with him, Felix is surprisingly sweet after sex. He’ll be very attentive and help you clean up, and then cuddle you after. If its a casual thing he tends to be a bit more standoffish, but you can tell he's catching feelings for you if he starts getting a bit more affectionate.

B = Body part (favourite body part of their partner’s)

Your lips. He can't help but stare at them, and if you wear brightly coloured lipstick he's going to get ridiculously distracted. He also has a thing for your hips, and your legs in general - but mainly your thighs.

C = Collar (do they mark you as theirs in some way?)

Felix is incredibly possessive, and will mark you more literally with hickeys, but also by giving you lots of clothing/jewellery - its probably all dark green because that's his favourite colour and it matches with his outfits. Maybe he even gives you a necklace with the letter 'F' on it?

D = Dominant (do they prefer to dominate, or be dominated? are they a top or a bottom?)

He's definitely a dom, but he doesn't mind giving you a little bit of control every once in a while. That's how you know that he trusts you.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Felix is experienced with sex, but a lot less experienced with relationships. He definitely knows what he's doing when he pleasures you, and he's quite smug about that fact.

F = Fuck (do they prefer to fuck or make love?)

Depends on how he's feeling in the moment, but I think he always refers to it as 'making love' because he's classy like that.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Felix definitely laughs quite often during sex, usually when he's teasing you and you either moan loudly or start begging for him. He loves that, and won't give up a chance to show you how pleased he is.

H = Hot (what turns them on, gets them going)

You wearing lingerie/a sexy dress, or if you sensually eat chocolate. Put the two things together and he's gonna want to fuck you right then and there.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He’s very romantic despite the whole heartless businessman thing, because you’re the only thing he cares about more than the money and prestige of being a successful chocolatier. Felix will definitely create a romantic atmosphere by lighting candles, covering your bed in rose petals, etc. All in all, he treats you like a queen.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Felix finds it super hot when you put on a show for him and let him watch you get yourself off, especially if you surprise him in his office (at work or at home).

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Foodplay for sure, particularly involving chocolate (his chocolate, of course). Also, as an anon said, he really loves seeing you in lingerie and stockings. Also I think he’d probably like it if you called him Daddy—

L = Location (favourite places to do the do)

At home in the bedroom you share (if you're at that point) is the best place, but Felix also loves the thrill of having his way with you in his office.

M = Mood (what’s the foreplay like? how do you get them in the mood?)

You could probably get Felix to do anything you wanted if you simply sat on his lap and whispered something spicy into his ear, especially if you happened to be wearing a sexy dress at the time. He loves foreplay too, and it tends to involve a lot of neck kisses and him feeling up your legs and hips.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Felix would never want to share you with anyone else. He's far too possessive for that. He might like other people to see the two of you together and envy him, but he'd never let anyone else touch you.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He's very skilled at giving, and he's incredibly proud of that fact. He loves receiving almost just as much, especially when he's sitting in his office chair and you're kneeling beneath his desk.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

It differs! Sometimes he’s so sweet and romantic, but other times he’s rough and demanding.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Felix is a big fan of quickies when you come to visit him at his office. When you’re at home together, he prefers to take his time with you.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Definitely! I think that Felix is quite open minded about sex, and would be willing to try new things that either of you bring to the table - as long as that doesn’t involve sharing you with anyone else, as noted above.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

It depends on the day and the circumstances of your encounter. If you’ve been teasing him/trying to get him worked up a lot, he might not last that long, but he is very quick to recover.

T = Tryst (are they into casual sex or one night stands?)

Your relationship with Felix probably begins as a casual thing or a one night stand, so that would be a yes. But once he’s fallen for you, he can’t even imagine being with anyone else.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He loves to tease - sometimes he’ll take things so incredibly slow and then won’t give you what you need until you’re begging him.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Felix can get pretty loud. I don’t think he’d be embarrassed by it, so he makes no real effort to keep himself quiet, unless he absolutely has to (if you’re somewhere where you could be heard). At home/in private, he’ll moan as loudly as he feels like, and encourages you to do the same because he likes to hear you.

W = Wait (how long do they wait before having sex with their partner for the first time?)

As I said above, I imagine that your relationship probably begins as a kind of casual thing, but if it doesn’t, I think that he’d still want to start having sex pretty early on. It all depends on how quickly you want to move the relationship.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He’s a skinny guy (as all of Mat’s characters are), dick size wise I’d say he’s probably a bit bigger than average? I don’t have an exact measurement in mind.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

I’d say pretty high. You probably have sex at least once a day if time permits and you’re both up for it. Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

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