'softhearted bad boy Blackbeard'
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Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal
We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.
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Oh dear, I’ve submitted Important Screenshots to Important People (the tax chaps) with the “Zaddy definition” tab still open at the top of the screen 😂 🤦♀️
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It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny
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Don’t mind me. Just cleaning your dash
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Ed: you know when I said I wanted -
Stede: this is what you asked for
Ed: when I said I wanted you to dom me we both know good and damn well I was not talking about this
Stede: don't worry kitten. Finish your vegetables
Ed:
Ed: okay.
Stede: you skipped lunch today.
Ed: I was busy -
Stede: I know, love, but if we're about to do anything intense in the bedroom then I need to be able to trust that you're feeling your best and you're going to be in a good state of mind. Hey, don't skip straight to the brownies -
Ed: but I liiike the brooooownies
Stede: finish your asparagus first, kitten
Ed: fine.
Ed: you really, uh. you really think about that stuff? making sure I'm feeling good and shit? Not just -
Stede: no, it's not just a sex thing. You're not just a sex thing, Ed.
[narrator's voice-over: they did not in fact make it to Stede actually domming Ed in the bedroom that night because they both cried themselves out and had to go cuddle with a stupid rom-com to recover]
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