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He writes in Lucida Handwriting, because he thinks it looks how humans write 🤣

hey wait i just had a thought. what would Data's handwriting look like. do you think whenever he has to handwrite he just perfectly prints New Times Roman in size 14 onto the paper in three seconds or something. wait imagine if he wrote in Comic Sans

#star trek #star trek tng #lieutenant commander data

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#i will never let go of the belief that Spock does this #or that Jim likes it #star trek #spirk #spock #james t kirk

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Saving all the above to read if I haven't, and adding a few I liked recently:

When in Paradise: Jim and Spock infiltrate a cult. I rarely see cults done well but this was perfect.

One of Many Great Fires: AU where Vulcan never joined the Federation. There's an arranged marriage... between Kirk and T'Pring.

A Meal to Remember: a short little smut that just feels so in character for TOS.

Take Refuge in What You Know: AU where Spock is agoraphobic.

Ri va'ne: Vulcan hand strippers. If you would like to develop a hand kink, this is where to start.

Listen yall I’m desperate here, drop your fav spirk fics below PLEASE AND THANKS I need some recs up in here asap help a gal out

#spirk #spirk fanfiction #k/s fanfic #spirk fic rec

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Every single star trek ending be like

Kirk: We've been... Kidnaped. Beaten. Stoned. Skinned. Fired upon. Raped. Murdered. Kirk: ... Kirk: Well that just happened, am I right boys, haha. Mr Spock! *gives him air kiss* hehe, alright mr Sulu warp factor three, steady as she goes.

#it's true #star trek #star trek tos

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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

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Also please tell me your favorite femslash rarepairs in the tags!

#i picked T'Pring/Romulan Commander because i love both of them #they're both in their villain era and i love that for them #but Michael/La'an is also appealing #they have a lot in common

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Spock is the fakest hoe in Star Trek. That guy has cried in every single movie. Get out of here with that vulcans don’t have emotions bullshit. You aint fooling nobody, you sensitive fuck

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Ortegas/Chapel OTP, from Jess Bush's Instagram stories.

#oh my god i love them #Melissa Navia #Jess Bush

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a comic about fix-it fanfics

#you know who would write fix it fics #james t kirk

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This bit always gets to me:

When you were five years old and came home stiff-lipped, anguished, because the other boys tormented you saying that you weren't really Vulcan. I watched you, knowing that inside that the human part of you was crying and I cried, too. There must be some part of me in you, some part that I still can reach. If being Vulcan is more important to you, then you'll stand there speaking rules and regulations from Starfleet and Vulcan philosophy, and let your father die. And I'll hate you for the rest of my life.

She's making her love conditional on being more human, on doing what she wants. There's a human child INSIDE her actual child, and that's who she wants.

It's a rough moment and she's worried about her husband, but I can't imagine anything my children could do to make me say I'd hate them for the rest of my life.

I can not stress enough that in Star Trek, Amanda Grayson being an incredibly loving wife AND shitty parent is a feature, not a bug. She loves Sarek with her whole heart. And as much as she loves Spock, every single time she has to choose between them, she'll back Sarek. Spock grew up knowing his mom loved him, but that she also did not understand him and would never have his back.

Before people in the mainstream even had the vocabulary to describe what they were seeing, they understood on a gut level that Spock was a neurodivergent, mixed race adult son of two incredibly charismatic and successful parents.

There are so many layers of relatability here.

A surprising lot of people in very loving and devoted marriages aren't great parents. An unsurprising lot of powerful people with prestigious careers also aren't great parents.

Folks who grew up with parents who were great at their jobs and devoted to one another but who just couldn't relate to or understand their kids could see themselves in Spock. Moreover, he demonstrated that if they took a path radically different from what their parents wanted, they could become incredibly successful and even well liked in a whole different sphere.

Most of all, for folks who could see how much their parents adored one another but never felt like that love extended to them, there is something profound in the way Kirk looks at Spock like he hangs the stars in the sky. He's a source of hope that even if you grew up as your family's ugly duckling, if you get out from under their influence you can find someone who will perceive you as a swan.

#star trek #amanda grayson #spock #sarek

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*¼ through a fanfic* wait i’ve read this before

*2/4 through a fanfic* lol no i haven’t wtf is hapenning

* ¾ through  fanfic* OMG I’VE READ THIS BEFORE

#when you have a bad memory everything is new again

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not to sound like jane austen or anything but if ur fic is labelled slow burn those two fucks better not even touch pinkies until like chapter 57 by the time they are even in a room alone together i want to be half dead of blueballs and i want their heated gazes to revive me im js 

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Yeah, some of the AUs it really doesn't matter which it is. Kirk is prince of the Terran Empire and Spock is the prince of Vulcan, they're just pretty different guys by that point!

I don't generally read the tags much, so basically if Kirk has a dead dad and/or blue eyes I assume it's AOS. Characterization drifts a lot so you can't always tell from that.

I'M JUST ASKING.

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If they feel about gloves the way my sound-sensitive ass feels about earplugs, it's easy to understand why they don't wear them.

But I think the reasons they don't wear gloves are one or more of the following:

-we kiss with our lips and are often sexually attracted to lips, but we don't cover them up—what we cover is culturally mediated and doesn't usually include everything sexy

-touch is intimate because of telepathy, and adult Vulcans can shield their emotions. In Journey to Babel, Amanda wears gloves. Is it possibly because she can't shield?

-and yeah sometimes clothes draw attention to a body part, and gloves REALLY DO THAT. A nice tight pair of gloves hides nothing but makes you look even more

-basically Vulcan is like a human culture where the ladies are topless, and it's not weird unless you make it weird

Honestly the fact that gloves are not common Vulcan attire is the biggest proof that they're huge whores on the inside

#star trek #vulcan biology #vulcan hands

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We all want him to play that purple-haired nerd for 17 more seasons!!

Fuck Paramount Plus, all my homies hate Paramount Plus.

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You know that tlt post going around like "I am not a beach read I am a lifelong commitment"? Yeah, if you relate to that this question is for you. When did you realize this series had, as we love to say, permanently changed your brain chemistry? I loved gtn and htn but for me it was nona.

#i enjoyed gtn but didn't think it was all that deep #then i read Harrow and immediately discovered gtn HAD been that deep #as soon as i finished i flipped back to page one and started again