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zagreus and hypnos discover cool ranch doritos

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aroace flag but it's colorpicked from this image of tintin :)

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uu: ALL OF THE BIRDS FROM “MARCH OF THE PENGuINS” ARE NOW DEAD.

TT: Yeah, I get it, I live 400 years after the end of human civilization. I was aware.

uu: WHAT. NO. THEY WERE ALIVE LAST NIGHT.

uu: I AM TRYING TO “APOLOGIZE.”

TT: …Oh my god.

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thinkin thoughts

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"Is Discord okay? Perhaps someone should check on him." -Said no one in G5

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an aside but one time I was told by someone who shall remain nameless that I needed to stop treating my plants with such love because plants were inherently evil and spiteful and I'd be much happier once I accepted that and in that moment the sims negative interaction symbol appeared crystal clear in my mind

#SCREAM? #stories

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this is assuming its on art you normally wouldn't jump to reblog. i myself only rb stuff i really really like so .

The 'rude/demanding' tone would be stuff along the lines of "if you like but don't reblog I'll [threat]" which i see surprisingly often, both serious and more silly

#Yes I usually do #Like I try to reblog all art but I dont add it to my queue or my likes or later if it has that banner yk?

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happy birthday to

KIRBY‼️‼️‼️‼️

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fursona friday blue album

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"Kirby what are your pronouns?" "Poyo!" "Poyo?" "Poyo!" "Poyo...."

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obviously i love jhutch and im usually very quick to defend his overly enthusiastic allyship in the 2010s because a) i do genuinely think he cares about lgbt rights and b) i was in highschool in the 2010s, i remember how huge it was for a famous person to be even slightly supportive of lgbt people, let alone doing actual charity work

but some of the things he said were unfortunately extremely funny in hindsight

#Scream? #IS THIS THE FUCKING #WHISTLE BABY GUY?

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look down! there's a lil man waiting for u

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

#Naruto #LOL. favorite of all time #stories

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Appledash Doodles!

Click picture for better quality 🍎🌈

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guy who enjoys german class a little too much: ancient slavs had words of power they used to shout mountains apart

girl who collects crystals: that's actually true as fuck

70 year old professor who sometimes calls students "comrade": faggotry is actually good, I don't have a problem with faggotry, Aristotle was a faggot, Caesar was a faggot...

guy behind me: YOOOOO check it out (pulls up beheading video on a chechen telegram previously unknown to mankind)

Professor: ...Galileo was a faggot, I think Napoleon was a faggot, Comrade Tito probably wasn't a faggot but...

#Favorite of all time #save

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#toh #FAVE