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watch this. this is literally what love is.

#thats so cute

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#JDHDHSKDKFJBSKSL #star wars

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How 2 avoid telling ur kid his dad was a wizard

#star wars

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The 11th emoji in your history is now your cutie mark 👁️

#😌 #yeah ill take that

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Alternate names for the falcon that han solo considered:

#star wars #my ramblings #han solo

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There's an adhd hack which I wanna describe but it's going to sound sort of fake and sort of like I'm saying "just do the thing" which I'm not.

Basically it can be impossible to start doing the thing, but once you've started it, it's actually fine right? It's just FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE to start it, especially because you don't want to do it.

So I've got this way where I start it "without meaning to" a bit like if you were standing on the edge of the cliff and unable to make yourself jump off but... but you can jerk your body violently-- then you're falling and you don't really get a say in the matter any more.

A good example of this is not wanting to make a call. So you'd sit there and plan what you want to rehearse and hit the button when you're ready... or not, because actually you'd put the phone down and run off to do literally anything else.

So instead, I just hit call really fast, with no actual intention to make the call. Oh shit I really don't want to but now it's ringing and oh shit someone picked up and now we're already rolling and it'd be worse to hang up than to just talk--

I do the same thing with timers and work tasks where I've trained my brain to only be 'winning' the 'game' when the 15m timer is running so now if I hit the timer I'm like 'oh shit work started and I'm LOSING' and I'll jump up to do exactly 15 minutes of work... Only now I've already started and I might as well keep going, right?

Turning tasks into "reactions" not "actions"-- And reacting is way easier.

It's kind of setting the "poor impulse control" part of ADHD against the "Procrastination" part and making them fight.

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for the last time i DON'T have ADHD!!!!!!! i'm just always daydreaming because of my whimsical nature, i make impulse decisions because i love spontaneity, i forget things from before because i live in the now, i get everywhere late because i'm a free spirit, my place is a mess because i'm a creative type, and i'm tapping my foot because i'm feeling the rhythm of life babey! what do you MEAN you found my wallet in the oven

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196 rule

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i fucking love finding random enthusiast subs on reddit and just observing the ecosystem silently like a bird guy with a pair of binoculars studying all the slang & controversies & associated lore... currently knee deep in r/cannedsardines learning which sardine brands are considered cringe by the sardine eating community

#no but i genuinely found so many subs like this and its fascinating. and theres always this joke thats been run to the ground too #thats still kinda funny ngl

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Good To Drive I Am, the series

#Star Wars #art

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if han solo was one of those greasy sci fi butches working with all that heavy machinery (spaceship) , sweating through her tank top.. i think that would’ve fixed the star war

#star wars #SO TRUE???? #sadly we only got this through aphra

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family reunion

#star wars #art

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Remembered the wolves in rebels were kinda Ghibli inspired and had a moment

#star wars #art #Yeah

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Same vibes

shoutout to rian johnson for this absolutely fucking unhinged scene that we got instead of luke mourning the death of his friend

#effervescent #star wars

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Art block

#wdym art block this is the best peice of art ive seen all week #star wars #art