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[kamerlort]

dropping some chris/zach doodles before i go to work based on screenshots and funny texts i’ve found online.. they are my faves srry NOT SRRY ..!!! random thoughts i have about them are posted below cut 😇🙈😋🫶 ask to tag if needed

some headcanons for them that i think are funny and true:

- zach has had an obsessive crush on chris since childhood and it obviously becomes a billion times worse when they’re adults.. he hates it because he knows his crush will never go away EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH!!!!

- chris is completely oblivious to zach’s flirting/failed attempts at being nice. he just thinks zach is being his typical self (cringe and fail) so he thinks nothing of it

- everyone on the tortuga knows about zach’s crush except the bros.. when martin finds out (before chris does) he uses his creature power suit to transform into a bear and he mauls zach 🫶🫶🫶 love wins

#wild kratts #chris kratt #zach varmitech #chris/zach #i think chrizach is ship name but idk #also yeah srry i believe more in one-sided chris/zach than requited chris/zach LOLLLL #i think chris would warm up eventually. he would tolerate certain bullshit but only if zach retired from villainy for good 😢 #second panel chris might be my fave chris i’ve ever drawn i love it when he looks sassy 💁‍♂️

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who ordered some of the most batshit bonkers crossover art of all time.. nobody nobody sorry oops here’s chris and martin kratt as baby billy and aimee leigh from the righteous gemstones because i need to combine my two current hyperfixations. momma told me not to i did anyway MISBEHAVIN!!!!! (okay to reblog see below for more)

art is based on the album cover tht makes me bawl.. they are siblings of all time fr

also for any wk fans who are seeing this post and are confused/unititiated. i am so srry ctfu please watch linked video to see the most epic sibling performance of all time (that i will be drawing chris and martin doing next) because this song has an unholy grip on me. no i am not religious just autistic

#wild kratts #chris kratt #martin kratt #the righteous gemstones #art #my art #first martin post on da blog let’s gooo 😀 #also sorry if it’s weird i used martin’s middle name i can change it if so i just thought martin leigh sounded weird #and couldn’t think of anything else because i’m a dumbass #i rushed this so bad so i could post it for me and my friends to go apeshit over

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LET’S GOOOOOOOOO thank you for epic bday gift that i love so so much ♥️♥️♥️

It’s bc you’re always on that damn seal.

#art #friends art #scar legit a real one for always entertaining my bullshit #also will tell chris at wild kratts live next year that they need to do seal eps like wtf..

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funniest sketch i’ve ever done under the cut (tw for drug mention/depiction)

being a pothead means i have to draw all of my favorite characters smoking weed 😔😀 obvs jimmy is the main stoner on the tortuga and always shares his stash with ppl.. especially chris after he’s had a long ass day of dealing with zach awkwardly hitting on him and failing

#wild kratts #chris kratt #tw drugs #tw weed #art #my art #the way i’m def inking this today along w some martin and zach sketches.. #wild kratts hyperfixation giving me the only motivation i’ve had in a year tbh #also sorry for weird thing in the corner i draw on picsart and i forgot to edit it out and now i’m lazy #chris dealing with zach via text saying he’s gonna block his number if he doesn’t stop trying to rizz him up over messages #zach sobbing on other end #also chris kratt if u ever see this i’m so sorry for ruining your wholesome kids show with my bullshit

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#redlettermedia #mike stoklasa #art #my art #artists on tumblr #the way i finished this drawing and mike switched to the tan shirt.. fucked if true #i want to be a part of their communal shared wardrobe #also srry relearning tumblrs fucked up posting ratio sizes or whatever

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ON ADVENTURE WITH THE CUTEST CHRIS-TURES

(see tags/below the cut for more)

sorry for the lack of martin and other wild kratts crew i am drawing them i promise i just love chris so much and have since i was a kid watching zaboomafoo. also here is a transparent version for anyone who wants it <3

#wild kratts #chris kratt #art #my art #also i have thoughts about zach’s weird obsession with having a chris hologram #the hologram has slight imperfections/differences because zach can’t look at chris without wanting to combust #sorry i am a chris/zach shipper 😔😍 but in the dynamic that zach is in love w chris and chris legit forgets he exists #i will be drawing more evil chris sorry not srry .. he is s*x symbol

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hello .. my carrd is here for anyone who wants it thank you !

#text #hoping this shows up in tumblr tags or i will become violent #carrd