𝑰 𝑯𝑶𝑷𝑬 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑫𝑨𝑵𝑪𝑬 . ( sentence starters originating from season two of syfy’s ‘ wynonna earp ’ . adjust pronouns as necessary , heavy warning for mature themes ! )
❛ you truly are a monster . ❜
❛ now , don’t get all emotional on me . ❜
❛ you have amazing taste in underwear . ❜
❛ my poor , brave baby . ❜
❛ when did you become such a prude ? ❜
❛ it’s called being a gentleman . ❜
❛ how are you holding up ? ❜
❛ i’ll have you know i’m kind of a big deal around here . ❜
❛ you’re gonna need me . ❜
❛ aw , you did math . ❜
❛ i need you to be okay . ❜
❛ you couldn’t stop me if you tried . ❜
❛ better nut up and decide who you can trust . ❜
❛ if you want me to trust you , you’re gonna have to tell me the plan . ❜
❛ you stay put , okay ? ❜
❛ there is a possibility i am now hallucinating . ❜
❛ it’s my turn , [ name ] . ❜
❛ who are you ? you know what , i don’t care . we’ve gotta go . ❜
❛ somebody has to pay , [ name ] . ❜
❛ you could come in … i’m gonna take a shower . ❜
❛ they should be scared of me . ❜
❛ remember who the real enemy is . ❜
❛ this is the worst . ❜
❛ i love watching you work . ❜
❛ please don’t shut me out . ❜
❛ i’m sitting right here , there’s no need to holler . ❜
❛ what do you even do around here , [ name ] ? ❜
❛ [ name ] , anything to say for yourself ? ❜
❛ i’m such an asshole , i don’t know why i brought that up . ❜
❛ what’s in it for you ? ❜
❛ how are you doing ? still having fun ? ❜
❛ so many jokes , i can’t even choose . ❜
❛ THIS is your breaking point ? ❜
❛ this might be a shitshow , but it’s OUR shitshow . ❜
❛ sometimes , it’s good to say goodbye . ❜
❛ we never lied to each other , you’re free to kiss whoever you like . ❜
❛ how do you do that ? turn your feelings on and off like a fucking robot ? ❜
❛ let’s get you somewhere safe . ❜
❛ i feel like i might’ve lost the plot a bit . ❜
❛ all i dream of is not having to run anymore . ❜
❛ i don’t wanna die . ❜
❛ this is what i bring to the team . ❜
❛ i don’t know if i should be frightened or jealous . ❜
❛ you wore suede ? what is it , your first day ? ❜
❛ to add insult to injury , you’re stuck with me . ❜
❛ i don’t like being blackmailed . ❜
❛ i’m tired of running and hiding … and then running again . ❜
❛ we’re buying better bourbon . case closed . ❜
❛ [ name ] was never anything but proud of you . ❜
❛ oh , i like when you’re scary . ❜
❛ are you still mad at me ? ❜
❛ as long as you want me , i will be by your side . ❜
❛ the best sex is make - up sex , right ? ❜
❛ give me a whiskey ! ❜
❛ maybe i am getting soft , huh ? ❜
❛ [ name ] , i have this gut feeling that something is coming , and it’s bad . ❜
❛ i can get you whatever you need except time . ❜
❛ i thought this time would be different . ❜
❛ even fury road has pit stops . ❜
❛ i didn’t know if it was your thing . ❜
❛ baby , that’s everybody’s thing . ❜
❛ you guys need to get some more hands , so that your hands can stay right here on me . ❜
❛ every time i close my eyes , it’s the same nightmare . ❜
❛ are you going to be this much fun all day ? ❜
❛ i was such an idiot . ❜
❛ clock is ticking , [ name ] . ❜
❛ how are you settling in ? ❜
❛ how long are you around ? ❜
❛ what am i , human tinder ? ❜
❛ listen , i love that you’ve got your own thing going on here , but don’t get distracted . ❜
❛ you have my undivided attention . ❜
❛ two shots of tequila is not ‘abstaining’ , it’s called being professional . ❜
❛ nice try , but snitches get stitches . ❜
❛ i was just thinking about you . ❜
❛ some things never change , huh ? ❜
❛ hey , watch your perfectly glossed mouth . ❜
❛ i’m glad you’re putting yourself out there . ❜
❛ why is everyone so obsessed with my fun levels ? ❜
❛ yeah , it’s great . i could just scream ! ❜
❛ not bailing on me , are you ? ❜
❛ do you wanna get out of here ? ❜
❛ you’re drunk and you’re talking too much . ❜
❛ shady and suspicious , therefore gettin’ more delicious . ❜
❛ you’ve come so far . ❜
❛ when you stop dating psychos , THEN you can give me relationship advice . ❜
❛ let him go , it’s not worth it . ❜
❛ if that’s broken , you’ll pay for it . ❜
❛ don’t tell me how to do my job . ❜
❛ oh , you have not seen harassment . ❜
❛ [ name ] , keep your head in the game . ❜
❛ have you noticed any changes in [ name ] lately ? ❜
❛ you know what ? forget it . ❜
❛ i heard everything . ❜
❛ you’ll be broken enough for her in no time . ❜
❛ you look like you had some fun . ❜
❛ you are UNDERESTIMATING the day i’ve had . ❜
❛ are we too late ? are you okay ? ❜
❛ i had him right where i wanted him . ❜
❛ this has to end . please . ❜
❛ brave but stupid , i’ll take it . ❜
❛ okay , yeah , now i’m sure i hit myself in the head . ❜
❛ i hate you , [ name ] . i hate you . ❜
❛ you think i’m stupid ? ❜
❛ why didn’t you tell me any of this before ? ❜
❛ i’m stubborn , i always take the hard way . ❜
❛ i wasn’t expecting company . ❜
❛ okay , we’ve really gotta come up with a secret handshake . ❜
❛ should … should we have a safe word ? ❜
❛ this was not the plan , it’s too dangerous . ❜
❛ stop it . all you do is play games . i don’t like your games . ❜
❛ i’m trying to rescue you , let’s go . ❜
❛ doesn’t anybody have any faith in me ? ❜
❛ how do you know you weren’t followed ? ❜
❛ i think you should get out of here . ❜
❛ i’m not a bad person . ❜
❛ i’m not a bad person , and if you know what’s good for you , you’ll stop treating me like one . ❜
❛ the power of suggestion is a formidable thing . ❜
❛ [ name ] , i know what i saw . ❜
❛ i told you to wait . ❜
❛ bad news , they ran out of pumpkin spice . ❜
❛ i thought tying a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue was a cool party trick . ❜
❛ you’re not ready . you’ll never be ready . ❜
❛ you’ll never be locked up again . ❜
❛ whatever you did , i want to help . ❜
❛ i’m exhausted . ❜
❛ i’m not having any fun . ❜
❛ what are we going to do with you ? ❜
❛ i salted the rim , i’m not a savage . ❜
❛ are you feeling alright ? ❜
❛ you don’t wanna go in there , trust me . ❜
❛ tell me why i shouldn’t kill you right here , right now . ❜
❛ you’re really mean when you drink before noon . and you drink before noon too often . ❜
❛ well frankly , [ name ] , the situation is balls . ❜
❛ horrible deeds have been committed here . ❜
❛ have you done bad things ? ❜
❛ let’s get you straight home to bed . ❜
❛ … i said i was sorry . ❜
❛ i’ll be anything you want me to be . ❜
❛ i might’ve caused some trouble . ❜
❛ you’ve got dark corners that you haven’t explored yet . ❜
❛ i’m not enough to save you , [ name ] . ❜
❛ okay , are we having a moment ? ❜
❛ there’s only one way to make it stop and you know what it is , [ name ] . ❜
❛ history books will have no mention of our names or our deeds . ❜
❛ i know you need space and i really tried to stay away , but i got worried . ❜
❛ i’ve got you now , okay ? i swear i’ve got you . ❜
❛ you’ve made an enemy this friday . ❜
❛ [ name ] would never say something like that . ❜
❛ i’d say ‘make your peace’ , but i hope you never find any . ❜
❛ i would shoot anybody for you . ❜
❛ i knew you’d rescue me . ❜
❛ i have enough friends . ❜
❛ you know , i’m here for you . now and forever . ❜
❛ we’re all on the same team , now , right ? ❜
❛ you can’t just ‘nope’ this away ! ‘nope’ is not a viable plan . ❜
❛ [ name ] , take a day off . ❜
❛ if it sounds like a hippie hemorrhoid cream , i don’t want it in my cup . ❜
❛ you practice those googly eyes in the mirror , or just … natural talent ? ❜
❛ how did you get in here ? ❜
❛ stop pushing me . and while you’re at it , stop judging me . ❜
❛ i remember every second i was with you . every touch , every kiss … ❜
❛ did i just pass out ? ❜
❛ i think we’ve been asleep for a long - ass time . ❜
❛ time is running out . ❜
❛ you haven’t been paying attention . ❜
❛ goodie , i love conditions . they really turn my crank . ❜
❛ you’re amazing . ❜
❛ you do not want to cross that line . ❜
❛ everybody keeps talking to me like i’m an idiot . ❜
❛ i know what i want . ❜
❛ you shot me , you bitch ! ❜
❛ i have something to tell you , [ name ] . ❜
❛ you don’t have to be like this , [ name ] . ❜
❛ you know we’re gonna have to talk about this eventually , right ? ❜
❛ room down there for one more ? ❜
❛ i’m not saying it’s gonna be okay . i’m just saying … i’m here . ❜
❛ i am all in . ❜
❛ [ name ] , thank god you’re here . ❜
❛ it’s for your protection . ❜
❛ if you have nothing to hide , what’s the problem ? ❜
❛ sorry , i don’t have time to play nice anymore . ❜
❛ usually she’s a fun bitch , not a bitch bitch . ❜
❛ wake up . [ name ] , wake up . ❜
❛ evil sniffs out evil . ❜
❛ you’re very nice , thank you for that . ❜
❛ i wonder how many generations have surveyed this land . ❜
❛ i think it’s starting to settle in . ❜
❛ don’t shoot , i’m just the messenger . ❜
❛ it was a long time ago . ❜
❛ you are kicking ass at not helping right now , you know ? ❜
❛ we should talk . ❜
❛ you are such an asshole . ❜
❛ [ name ] , hey . i need a favor . ❜
❛ i told you not to make this weird . ❜
❛ i hate doing everything sober . ❜
❛ pace yourself , there’s SO much more to judge . ❜
❛ you don’t become [ name ] by confronting problems head - on . ❜
❛ just shut your mouth . ❜
❛ okay , yeah , i guess i deserved that . ❜
❛ see ? this is what you get when you’re friends with a nark . ❜
❛ step out of my way . ❜
❛ are we having a good time ? ❜
❛ okay , let me do the talking . ❜
❛ justice delayed is still justice served . ❜
❛ you are so pretty and i like you so much ! ❜
❛ you’re drunk ! and in trouble . ❜
❛ this whole ‘lone wolf’ thing you’ve got going on isn’t gonna cut it . ❜
❛ don’t even think about it . ❜
❛ did you mean any of those things you said ? ❜
❛ you’re lucky nobody saw that . ❜
❛ why don’t you distract me ? ❜
❛ this is only gonna get worse if you don’t decide to help me . ❜
❛ you really don’t care about any of this , do you ? ❜
❛ i’ll be gone long before then . ❜
❛ so this is where it all began … ❜
❛ it’s hard not to feel like an outsider , even for me . ❜
❛ i remember what it feels like to be new . ❜
❛ hey , don’t do anything stupid , okay ? ❜
❛ shut the hell up . ❜
❛ at this point , i’m no longer afraid of the consequences . ❜
❛ how did you come by it ? the wound ? ❜
❛ you’re lying . ❜
❛ you have to do something for me . ❜
❛ why wouldn’t you tell me ? ❜
❛ i don’t need you to make decisions for me . ❜
❛ don’t follow me . ❜
❛ why did you bring me here ? ❜
❛ i deserve to be saved . i do . ❜
❛ try to remember who you were . ❜
❛ trust me , we’ll meet again . ❜
❛ i promise i will never hurt you . ❜
❛ come back to me . ❜
❛ i don’t want to hurt you . ❜
❛ eyes on the prize . ❜
❛ surely you’ll want to hear my offer . ❜
❛ sorry i was a no - show . ❜
❛ aren’t you gonna say goodnight ? ❜
❛ i’m too hangry to have this conversation . ❜
❛ it’s okay , it’s better that i know the truth . ❜
❛ am i the biggest cliche ever ? ❜
❛ i know what you’re going through . ❜
❛ you’re so lovely . ❜
❛ you know what i’d never do ? tell you what to think or feel . ❜
❛ i never drink alone . it’s sad and depressing . ❜
❛ i would do anything to get out of here for just one night . ❜
❛ say something … preferably encouraging . ❜
❛ is this your thing ? cute but annoying ? ❜
❛ i can’t protect you if i’m dead . ❜
❛ i think i need to leave . ❜
❛ you can’t run away from this . ❜
❛ you repeat this convo , you die . ❜
❛ don’t lie to me , [ name ] . ❜
❛ you and me , we’re good people . ❜
❛ hey , listen . i’m gonna get you out of here , okay ? ❜
❛ sometimes i think you really must hate me . ❜
❛ what are you so afraid of ? ❜
❛ i always knew you’d be the death of me , anyway . ❜
❛ there’s nothing you could’ve done . ❜
❛ this can’t be happening . ❜
❛ i just really thought i was doing the right thing . ❜
❛ i lied to you , and i shouldn’t have . ❜
❛ i have never loved anyone the way that i love you . ❜
❛ can we all just act like we’re winning for once ? ❜
❛ i wasn’t expecting you to be cool about it , but the pouting is getting old . ❜
❛ am i the only one who didn’t know ? ❜
❛ i appreciate everything you’ve done . ❜
❛ what are the chances you’ll sit this one out ? ❜
❛ [ name ]’s never gonna forgive me . ❜
❛ you would have done the same thing . ❜
❛ don’t go . ❜
❛ i learned my lesson . ❜
❛ i should have trusted you . ❜
❛ i thought it was your fault . ❜
❛ i plan to exploit you . ❜
❛ just so everyone’s clear , i’m my own damn weapon . ❜
❛ sorry i’m late , i kinda died . ❜
❛ mercy comes in many forms . ❜
❛ i will kill us both before i let you walk in service to the devil . ❜
❛ if i die , they can’t use me . ❜
❛ i am so very tired , [ name ] . ❜
❛ see you on the other side . ❜
❛ i care more about this than anything else in the world . ❜
❛ you are … extraordinary . ❜
❛ i’m with you , [ name ] . ❜
❛ are you okay ? ❜
❛ would you have done any different ? ❜
❛ i would have done everything different . ❜
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↪ ᵗʰᵉ 𝑫𝑼𝑺𝑻𝒀 𝑻𝑶𝒀𝑩𝑶𝑿 . ( a collection of various unsorted sentence starters . adjust phrasing as necessary . will be updated frequently . )
why are you here ?
drive . drive fast .
i think we should make an informed decision .
are you coming or not ?
you’ve been avoiding me .
[ name ] , what were you thinking ?
this should be your priority .
let me hold you for a minute .
get out of my way . i won’t tell you again .
that wasn’t supposed to happen .
can you keep a secret ?
i don’t know what i did to deserve you .
you seriously think i could’ve done something like that ?
you’re safe with me .
sorry isn’t good enough .
where is all this coming from ?
who told you about that ?
sorry i’m late , i got caught up .
you’re being paranoid .
why are you looking at me like that ?
you’re the single most important thing to me .
all i’m asking is that you hear me out .
whatever they told you , it’s a lie .
we shouldn’t stick around here .
hold my hand , i don’t want to lose track of you .
[ name ] … truth or dare ?
i love you . nothing’s gonna change that .
can you tell me what happened ?
you can’t come around here anymore .
back off , okay ?
what , you don’t have time for me anymore ?
you’re asking for too much .
i’m trying to start a new life .
what do you mean , you aren’t coming back ?
sometimes i think you must hate me .
why can’t we just talk about this ?
i know i fucked up , you can stop rubbing it in .
you’ve got quite a reputation .
i’m not usually like this , i’m sorry .
please , just let me explain myself .
i love watching you work .
we’re on the same team .
did you ever tell anyone ?
you’ve got a lot of explaining to do .
really funny , you’re very mature .
you call THAT a PLAN ?
can we get out of here ?
i thought things would be different .
this is not up for debate !
do whatever you have to do .
karma’s going to get you for that .
it could’ve been a lot worse .
i asked you to leave me out of this .
maybe it’s time to take a leap of faith .
i never want to see you again .
can you see how many fingers i’m holding up ?
i’m gonna be there when you get what’s coming to you .
you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me .
i’ve been waiting all night for this .
i told you not to contact me .
sometimes i really think you have a death wish .
what do you need ? — what can i do ?
i would do literally anything to keep you safe .
that was supposed to be a secret .
you haven’t called me that in years .
stop telling me to calm down !
we make a pretty good team .
i have so much i want to say to you .
i’m not going to let anyone hurt you .
can we please not do this right now ?
wait , wait … just breathe for a second .
how are you holding up ?
why don’t you stay the night ? i’ll take the couch .
i don’t need your protection !
you’re not making this easier on yourself .
are you going to let me in ?
i’m supposed to be protecting you .
i will kill you if i have to .
do whatever you have to do .
this is going to hurt , i’m sorry .
what happened to you , where have you been ?!
there was nothing you could’ve done .
you’re all i need right now .
i don’t believe in love at first sight .
have you been following me ?
i need you to believe me .
what do you remember ?
i’m not a good person .
what the hell’s going on with you ?
you’re being followed .
just when i thought my day couldn’t be any worse .
i’ve been having weird dreams .
so you’ve been lying to me this whole time ?
are you trying to get us killed ?
this is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me .
i never asked for your help .
you’re being followed , pretend you know me .
why has it started to feel different with you ?
don’t worry , i have a plan .
i heard everything .
do you need to sit down ?
i have the right to know what’s going on .
i’ve just gotta catch my breath .
stay out of my business .
what did you think was going to happen ?!
don’t cause a scene .
tell me something about you that i don’t know .
can i buy you a drink ?
what if … we played spin the bottle ?
this was never a problem until [ name ] came around .
you can’t ask me to make that choice .
are you seeing anyone right now ?
i need you to listen to me , we don’t have long .
you’re lying , that doesn’t make any sense .
you look … stunning .
what are you trying to prove ?
who died and made you the boss of me ?
you can’t just show up here like this .
let me make it up to you .
there’s no way i’m leaving you like this .
can we stay like this ? just for a little longer .
i don’t need you to fight for me .
so … you lied to me ?
you’re the only one that can help me .
i can’t help you if you won’t let me .
i never introduced myself , i’m [ name ] .
i expected more from you .
you have no idea who i am , do you ?
are you real ? is this real ?
can i stay with you ? just for the night .
you’re going to get yourself killed .
why did you help me ?
tell me what i can do to help .
pick a card , any card .
i never wanted any of this .
i love you . you don’t have to say it back .
do you wanna get out of here ?
what the hell are you talking about ?
i should have trusted you .
get your head out of the clouds .
how is any of this MY fault ?!
what aren’t you telling me ?
i can’t help you if you won’t let me .
it’s never just one with you , is it ?
you’re not supposed to know about that .
shut your mouth .
i haven’t kissed you yet , today .
where is this coming from ?
come over here and make me , then .
keep lying to yourself , see where it gets you .
i’m not a bad person .
is that what you wanted to hear ?
we can’t be seen together .
i can’t give you what you want .
i need you to leave .
are you drunk ?
i’m here , i’m here . i’m not going anywhere .
you might want to take a seat for this .
have you been listening to anything i’ve said ?
i haven’t heard from you in weeks .
you’re jealous , aren’t you ?
who do you think you’re talking to ?
what are you reading ?
you could’ve killed me !
come on , we don’t have time for this .
i just need ten minutes of silence .
really ? that’s all you have to say ?
we could leave , you know . go far away .
you don’t look too good .
i never want to see you again .
why can’t you just leave me alone ?
i thought you died .
you’ll do anything for attention .
give me another chance .
how’s the weather up there ?
all you do is hurt people !
i’m sorry , none of this makes sense .
you need to get out of here before anyone sees you .
i told you i didn’t want you around here .
is that supposed to be a threat ?
you’ve changed .
don’t look at me like that .
it’s a beautiful day , don’t you think ?
i did what i had to do .
you never know when to stop .
i’ve got to get home , it’s getting late .
i have nothing to prove to you .
stop LYING to me … all you do is lie .
you don’t have to be nice to everybody .
don’t tell me what to do .
pull your head out of the past .
nobody can help me . i can’t even help me .
we are not talking about that right now .
are you new around here ?
you have no idea what you’re starting .
i’m gonna get us out of here .
whatever you came here to say , i don’t want to hear it .
everyone’s staring at us .
is there anything i can do to help ?
i won’t cause you any more trouble .
– just follow my instructions for once !
do you want to come in ?
i just didn’t know what to do .
you need rest , lie down .
i’m not who you think i am .
i don’t know what you want me to say .
you’re not like anyone else i’ve ever met .
i feel like i’m going insane .
stop asking , you’re not going to like my answer .
i didn’t want you to see me any differently .
i wish i knew what to say to you .
don’t give me that look , you know what i mean .
you should be afraid .
do you still love me ?
i never thought i’d get this far .
the world doesn’t revolve around you .
i need you to give me some space .
i know what you’re doing , don’t play games .
you left me to die .
i’m beyond repentance .
when are you going to get it through your head ?
i missed you more than i thought i would .
i’m in love with you .
what do you need from me ?
i’ll kill them , just say the word .
[ name ] , what are you doing here ?
how can i help ?
you’re pathetic .
i need you to come pick me up .
where have you been ? it’s eleven o’clock .
i couldn’t live with myself if i let you get hurt .
i can’t just pretend it didn’t happen .
you’re a real piece of work .
do you remember how we first met ?
when did all of this fall apart ?
that’s not what i came here for .
i would do anything for you .
i don’t need you to hold my hand through this .
are you sure this is the right thing to do ?
can’t we try to pretend things are okay ?
what is THAT supposed to mean ?
you’re always late , what am i supposed to think ?
there’s nothing you can do to fix this .
you’re far too kind to me .
can we go now ? like , right now ?
i have to do this alone .
where’s your common sense ?
we aren’t supposed to be in here .
can you feel my heartbeat ?
i think i’ve seen you around before .
why are you acting weird ?
i have a really bad feeling .
i hate seeing you like this .
how am i supposed to react to that ?
what do you want most in the world ?
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