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Send me a character's name and I'll make a up a rumor about them.

#meme

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8ruises said: I will 8e judging you either way.

THAT’S FUCKING UNREASONABLE!! WHY?! IF I SAID YES, I TOO WOULD JUDGE MYSELF BUT NO? IF I SAID NO YOU STILL WOULD? I CAN’T WRAP MY THINKPAN AROUND THAT LOGIC.

#8ruises

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I READ WHAT YOU WROTE IN RESPONSE TO OUR ELEVEN HOUR LONG TROLLIAN MARATHON AND I SIGHED. I ONLY SIGHED. THE MORE YOU TRY TO SOUND LIKE A POETIC ARTISAN OF ROMANCE I WANT TO RIP MY ARM OFF, TAPE IT TO MY WALL, THEN SLAM MY FACE INTO IT. SLAM MY FACE INTO IT UNTIL I LOOK AS UGLY AS YOUR DECEASED COLLECTION OF POSSUMS.

ANYWAY, WHAT I WANTED TO SAY WAS THAT I MANAGED TO MAKE MY TROLLIAN WORK AGAIN, SO WE SHOULD CHAT THERE INSTEAD OF STINK UP THE DASHBOARD.

AND DON’T. TALK ABOUT. MY HANDLE. IT’S TEMPORARY AND I DIDN’T CHOOSE IT. IT WAS RANDOMLY GENERATED.

#juvenal

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8ruises said: Did you put an egg in the microwave.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I ANSWERED YES? ALTERNATIVELY, WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I ANSWERED NO?

#THIS IS IMPORTANT #8ruises

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dshades:

so you no more monkey that shit up like i said nice im glad i asked i would have never gotten this sweet piece of finely crafted shit youre trying to pass off as art otherwise im liking where this potential friendship is already headed the directions hella nice and has a view and that view is as beautiful as this image right here in front of me of you totally wasting yourself 

NO MORE MONKEY THAT SHIT? NO MORE WHAT? WHAT THE TITILLATING TIT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! IS THIS A REFERENCE? OR ARE YOU MAKING SOME INSIDE JOKE THAT I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT? WHATEVER.

BUT BUDDY, IF YOU THINK THAT WAS FINELY CRAFTED? YOU SHOULD SEE MY REAL WORK. THAT GUIDE I SO EASILY DREW WAS SIMPLY CHICKEN SCRATCH! IF THERE EVER IS A TIME YOU MAKE A FOOLISH CONVERSATION MISTAKE LIKE YOU DID, I COULD STEP UP MY DIGITAL PAINT.

BUT ONLY WHEN THE TIME PRESENTS ITSELF. IT’LL MAKE YOUR ARTWORK WANT TO HIDE IN SHAME.

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I’M REALLY FLAKY ON HERE, HUH? I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT IF YOU’RE A NEW FOLLOWER OR YOU ALREADY ARE FOLLOWING ME AND YOU WANT TO SAY HI OR CHAT, DO IT. IF I MAKE A RANDOM POST LIKE ‘I PUT AN EGG IN THE MICROWAVE’, FEEL FREE TO RESPOND. I MAKE GREETING POSTS YEAH, BUT SOMETIMES I’M BEHIND.

WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT OF FOLLOWING ME IF WE AREN’T GOING TO TALK, YOU KNOW? AND BY TALKING TO ME, I CAN BETTER DETERMINE WHETHER OR NOT I SHOULD WASTE TIME ON YOU.

I’M NOT IGNORING MY FORMING ARMY OF FOLLOWERS OR ANYTHING. I’M AN INTERACTIVE LEADER. JUST THOUGHT I SHOULD LET EVERYONE OF YOU PEONS KNOW.

#PSA I THINK

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juvenal:

juvenal:

kartsinoma:

I THINK

THAT

WE SHOULD GO TO BED.

this is like the epic climax

the grand finale, the end to end all ends

ive unknowingly lived for this shit, in the air i breathe and the land i walk, everything in my life has been preparing me for this one moment

to the death, karkat

to the death 

kartsinoma

this was over two years ago karkat it was two years ago in february that we sat alone together in a long since deserted pesterchum window for eleven fucking hours straight unyieldingly unflinchingly unwaveringly but desperately trying to not be the first to concede to this bullshit faux competition we had set up for one another without entirely meaning to or even *wanting* to

can you believe how far weve come since this fateful day

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOW FAR WE’VE COME? WE DIDN’T MAKE ANY PROGRESS WHATSOEVER. PERHAPS WE DID GROW FROM THIS EXPERIENCE, BUT I’M BEGINNING TO THINK THAT’S BECAUSE WE CEASED TO COMMUNICATE WITH ONE ANOTHER FOR TWO YEARS. NOW THAT WE’RE TALKING AGAIN, WE ARE PROBABLY RAPIDLY REGRESSING.

WE COULD PROBABLY GO FOR TWELVE HOURS NOW, THOUGH.

9 fucking hours

#juvenal

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IF YOU CAN’T UNDERSTAND THIS IN YOUR OWN LANGUAGE I DECIDED TO DRAW IT OUT.

#[ i need to post with before i go ] #dshades

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[ ooc ]

fufaufkh i feel like a little pansy but my wrists are actually hurting since. im not supposed to use da computer a lot lol IM SORRY I CAME ON AND THEN GOT OFF BUT ILL RETURN!!  i just can’t be on for extended amounts of time i mean im going to stalk my dash on my phone. and read everything u guys post. it’s just that it hurts lol im sorry for the inconvenience

its really a good feeling knowing people remember me and people wanna rp with me! ;__; i wont let you down

#ooc #i guess im not offline but it just hurts to respond so i cant ]

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dshades ,  h4ck1ng  ,  avventuras  turntechgodhead ,  slampopetry

SLIPPY FUCKING TITS THAT IS A LOT OF WRIGGLERS TO DEAL WITH. I DON’T HAVE ENOUGH HUMAN BABY POWDER TO SATE THE FLESHY MASS OF YOU. WELL, THERE’S A TROLL IN THERE TOO. ONE OF MY KIND BUT STILL PROBABLY A MEEK WRIGGLER. IT’S OKAY, I CAN PROBABLY JUST JINGLE SOME KEYS AND IT’D BE ENOUGH, RIGHT?

I MEAN YEAH, HI, I’M KARKAT AND I LOOK FORWARD TO MEETING EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU, BUT DON’T BE LIKE ‘HEY’. JUST HEY. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO IF YOU DO THAT. I’D PROBABLY GET ON MY BED, GLUE MY KEYBOARD TO THE CEILING, AND THEN SLAM MY HEAD INTO IT UNTIL I FEEL LIKE I’VE WRITTEN ENOUGH GIBBERISH.

HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU LOT A PROMPT? ALRIGHT, INSTEAD OF GIVING ME THE MOST BORING AND BLANK RESPONSE YOU COULD GIVE TO ME, RESPOND TO THIS:

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?

#slampopetry #turntechgodhead #avventuras #h4ck1ng #dshades

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juvenal:

dicks karkat dont you even have a SINGLE thought process of moving your grubby little paws anywhere near that enticing red deactivate button i will rain thunder and lightning upon you like the gods of old and ruin the shit out of your computer husktop thing whatever you call it dont test me 

dude its been actually two years since ive talked to you can you believe how meaningless but rapid the concept of time is? speaking of confusing concepts how dare you speak in such a way of my og binary url sure it was highly pointless but it wasnt *random* karkat if you had taken a moment out of your precious time spent being small and grouchy you couldve brought up a quick binary translator and find for yourself that it actually meant comma in binary speak so go ahead and shove it kitkat

hey i only quit ONE of my jobs im still going hard in the bars at fuck oclock in the morning bro you wouldnt believe how much puke ive had to clean up and how many drunken fights ive had to break apart its a wild ride and my sleeping schedule is marred beyond repair but its still fun in its own way

but excuse me i am not withering and writhing if you have to know i was shaking back then because i was naked and its freezing in my apartment all the time for some inexplicable reason but i guess you could say i was also quivering with anticipation at the thought of talking to you again if you want like some kinda awfully written middle aged mom demographic erotica

maybe its been predestined by fate that i wont ever stop jacking off but that wont stop us from doing shit man its been too long bro and im not gonna say anything vaguely gay like i missed you but you gotta come over i need to show you these possums in my bathroom theyre seriously something else

I’D MAKE A VIDEO OF ME LOOMING OVER THAT DELETE OR DEACTIVATE BUTTON OR WHATEVER IT’S CALLED, TEASING WHO EVER MIGHT BE WATCHING WITH THE POSSIBILITY OF ME DELETING MY BLOG, BUT TO BE HONEST I THINK I’D ACCIDENTALLY FUCK UP AND DELETE MY BLOG. CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY THAT I DON’T ATTEMPT TO DO A STUNT LIKE THAT.

WOW OKAY, BECAUSE ME A LONG TIME AGO WOULD BE LIKE ‘YEAH YOU KNOW WHAT’S A GREAT IDEA? MEMORIZING THE LITTLE FUCKING ONES AND ZEROES IN DAVE’S URL SO I MAY SEARCH HIM AT ANYTIME, ALL WHILE LEARNING WHAT A COMMA IS IN BINARY!’ NO!!! NO! WHO DO YOU THINK I AM? ‘KARKAT, IF YOU MEMORIZE A COMMA IN BINARY, I’LL GIVE YOU FIVE DOLLARS!’ FUCK YOUR DELICATE PAPER-CLOTH CURRENCY. BUT THIS URL YOU’RE SPORTING IS FRESH AND GREAT. YEAH. ALRIGHT, LET’S DROP THAT. ALL I WANT TO HEAR NOW REGARDING YOUR URL IS ‘I’M NEVER GOING TO HAVE A BINARY URL AGAIN’.

I AM HEAD OVER HEELS FOR THE EDGY AND ROCKY LIFE OF DAVE STRIDER. A HUMAN WHO GETS INTO FIGHTS. HE IS A SELF PROCLAIMED COOL MONKEY. HE ALSO PROBABLY LOOKS LIKE A BROWN NAKED MOLE RAT NAKED. ADD TOUCHING YOURSELF TO THAT PICTURE AND YOU HAVE ME HURLING, BUT INSTEAD OF THROWING UP IN A TOILET, I TILT MY HEAD UPWARDS TO THE SKY SO I CAN CHOKE ON MY OWN PUKE.

EW. THAT KIND OF GROSSED ME OUT.

BUT YOUR POSSUMS WON’T GROSS ME OUT, SO I GUESS IT WOULDN’T BE A BAD IDEA TO TREK ON OVER TO YOUR HIVE. IT’LL BE INTERESTING TO SEE HOW MUCH YOU’VE CHANGED. MAYBE YOU’VE LOST A DIGIT OR TWO. MAYBE YOU HAVE NO LEFT HAND. THREE LEGS. A POSSUM’S BRAIN (BUT I THINK YOU ALREADY DO) WHAT AM I GOING TO BRING OVER? SAND??

#BECAUSE I'VE GOT SAND #juvenal

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your description said 'click chests for info' and it took me five minutes to realize you didn't mean 'click my picture's chest for info'. this truly feels like one of those "instructions were unclear, dick got stuck in ceiling fan" moments.

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for a moment i thought i fucked up and this ask was gonna be like ‘your links dont fucking work you asshole’ and i was like ohhhhhhhh  sshit but im GLAD THAT WASNT THE CASE

i laughed at this ask for like 5 minutes i love this, thank u for taking the time to say this to mi

#save #Anonymous

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juvenal:

please follow my good pal emy over at her karkat!!

kartsinoma 

you may recognise her url because she is one of the Ye Olde homestuck rpers who (like me) has been on and off in the community over the years 

but she remade again and shes seriously a super super great karkat and rper so please show her some love! - w o

AA THANKS FRIEND HI EVERYONE i’m back with carpal tunnel symptoms! i’m going to make a greeting post soon! i’m really excited to be back and I”M REALLY SORRY IM SLOW at replying im sorry in advaaaance

ooc; hey everyone!!

#OOC #im excite

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8eforanpir8queen

I DON’T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED, BUT I TOOK SOME FUCKING TIME TO GREET YOU, DIDN’T I? NOW USUALLY THE APPROPRIATE THING TO DO WOULD BE ME SAYING, ‘SORRY FOR THE DELAY, BUT I’M HERE NOW’. THAT UNFORTUNATELY ISN’T THE CASE BECAUSE HEY! THIS WEBSITE ISN’T A PRIORITY! 

BUT I’M HERE NOW, AND THAT’S SOMETHING TO BE THANKFUL ABOUT. 

SO GOOD EVENING OR MORNING OR AFTERNOON WHERE EVER THE HELL YOUR HUSKTOP MIGHT BE. 

#[ i luv ur autoplay i literally zoned out to it before responding ] #8eforanpir8queen

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juvenal:

bro i just made like the most disgusting inhuman sound and i cant stop trembling like a stray dog left out in the murk of the cold winter night but hey its finally spring down under and i just got done with another essay i feel so motherfuckin liberated i could just put on a display of rarely seen external emotion and scream until it hurts

and then like the ripest reddest goddamn cherry on top i find out at the end of a long day that youre back again? how in the name of sweet baby jesus am i meant to contain my overflowing reserves of excitement now

plus i quit one of my jobs man i have so much time now i could just say fuck it and spend an overwhelming amount of my day sitting around on my ass gaming and contemplating the deeper nature of my existence even more than i usually do already and guess what i started up my long dormant collection of grotesque dead things and shits fillin me to hell and back with sentimentality dude i feel like im thirteen again

karkat we have to do something together with all this excess time i got now so i dont spend the greater amount of it jerking off after this freedom high inevitably wears off and the solemn reality of my life sets in again

I MAKE MY MORNING COFFEE, LEAP INTO MY BLACK CHAIR, FEROCIOUSLY TAP INTO THE INTERNET AND WHAT? I ALREADY HAVE SOMEONE TALKING TO ME? I’M SO ELATED I COULD JUST DELETE MY BLOG AND NEVER MAKE ANOTHER ACCOUNT AGAIN!

JUST KIDDING.

DON’T GET ANY IDEAS, BUT IT’S NICE THAT OUT OF THE HUNDREDS AND THOUSANDS OF SHITHEADS ON THIS SITE, YOU WERE THE FIRST ONE TO TALK TO ME. IT’S ALSO EVEN BETTER THAT YOU DON’T HAVE RANDOM FUCKING NUMBERS IN YOUR URL. THAT REALLY PISSED ME OFF, BUT I NEVER TOLD YOU. I GUESS THAT LITTLE BIT OF INFORMATION WAS SOMEWHAT LIKE A GIFT? LIKE, A VERY POORLY WRAPPED GIFT THAT MAKES YOU CRINGE, BUT YOU STILL ACT AS IF YOU DON’T KNOW IT’S SHITTY.

HEY, I’M REAL GLAD THAT THE GODS OF THIS EARTH FOCUSED ON YOU AND WHISPERED IN YOUR EAR, “DAVE, YOUR BUD KARKAT IS COMING BACK. QUIT YOUR JOB”. ON THE FLIP SIDE, THE WINDS RUSTLED MY HAIR AND SWAYED MY DELICATE BODY ONTO THE COMPUTER, AND THE GODS WHISPERED, “KARKAT, YOUR BUD DAVE IS ACHING TO SEE YOU. QUICKLY! HE’S WITHERING AND WRITHING”! SO BEFORE YOU STOP JACKING OFF, YES, LET’S DO SOMETHING.

AND HI, DAVE.

#[ did it work ]

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I SPENT ABOUT FIFTEEN MINUTES TRYING TO MUSTER UP A DECENT INTRODUCTION. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED? I HIGHLIGHTED IT ALL, AND THEN DELETED IT. I’M NOT GOING TO BOTHER WITH MAKING A DRAMATIC POST THAT BASICALLY ROLLS A RED CARPET BEFORE ME AND HAILS ME AS THE NEW BLOGGING CELEBRITY. NO.

I WILL TELL YOU, THOUGH, THAT I’M HERE TO PASS THE TIME. WHILE I’M BUSY WITH WORK, IT’D BE PRESUMABLY NICE TO HAVE A CHAT WITH SOMEONE ON HERE. AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING? I’M NOT CONFIDENT I’LL FIND ANYONE! BECAUSE MOST OF YOU ALTERNATIVES HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE HOW TO TALK TO ME!

BUT GO AHEAD!

PROVE ME WRONG.

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WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

ON MY PLANET OR ON EARTH? BECAUSE IF WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MY OLD PLANET (WHICH IS BLOWN UP BY THE WAY HAHA) THEN I'D LIKE TO VISIT MY HIVE. WITH A FEW EXTRA LOCKS ON THE DOORS. MAYBE WITH AN INVISIBLE CLOAK ON THE ENTIRE THING.

ON EARTH? MY HIVE. I LIKE MY HIVE.