Are you one of the few members of the Warcraft community that also reads fanfiction?
Have you ever thought about the inner political workings of the Cult of the Damned or Dalaran?
Have you ever thought to yourself "Golly, wouldn't it be neat if there was a story about Kel'Thuzad where he was the main character?"
Then do I have a long form, regularly updated story for you!
Don't walk, alt-tab to my story "Staff Envy" where you will experience:
A stellar cast of also ran characters such as: Archmage Modera, Baron Rivendare, Aethas Sunreaver, Brann Bronzebeard, Harrison Jones, Heigan the Unclean and Lady Deathwhisper
People avoiding their problems
Powerful mages who's problems cannot be solved with magic
An examination of what it might be like to be a lich
Group therapy where everyone is annoyed
Constant Indignations being heaped upon the powerful
Long term political consequences
Humor
Well paced action scenes
Vanilla wow and other lore easter eggs
Thoughts such as "He would not say that"
Swearing! (Appropriately)
Dragons, Slime, Libraries and more!
Hear it from satisfied readers:
I don't know who these people are, but I think its good- my mom
I feel like someone of [Kel'Thuzad's] stature should be more manly- one guildie (direct quote)
Why the fuck would Kel'Thuzad go shopping? Wouldn't he have someone who does that for him?- another guildie
💀💀💀Read now! Satisfaction not guaranteed! 💀💀💀
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imagine having the audacity to be like ACTUALLY KEL’THUZAD WAS WORKING FOR THE JAILER ALL ALONG AND EVERYONE ELSE WAS A ~FALSE MASTER~ when literally like 80% of kel’s motivations and actions down to his drops don’t make sense unless he’s tremendously enamored with arthas, lol
ANYWAY BLIZZARD IS COWARDS BUT WHAT ELSE IS NEW
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Looks like it’s time to flood my brain with AUs and fanfics, accepting them as fact, and completely ignore canon because Blizzard sucks and Kel’Thuzad deserved a lot more than what he got.
I would’ve really loved to see him in a cinematic that wasn’t… y’know… the garbage at the end of the Necrolord campaign.
So lemme get this straight.
Kel'Thuzad was downed in Classic Naxx and kept his phylactery on his person, which we obviously snatched.
He gets a once-in-a-lifetime second chance when the player character willingly sells off the phylactery to a cultist in disguise so he can reform somewhere safe.
LEARNS from his mistake the first time and HIDES his phylactery before his defeat in WotLK.
All of this just to frickin.. randomly have his phylactery in his pocket again during the Sanctum of Domination raid.
Does this dumb of ass ever learn???
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So lemme get this straight.
Kel'Thuzad was downed in Classic Naxx and kept his phylactery on his person, which we obviously snatched.
He gets a once-in-a-lifetime second chance when the player character willingly sells off the phylactery to a cultist in disguise so he can reform somewhere safe.
LEARNS from his mistake the first time and HIDES his phylactery before his defeat in WotLK.
All of this just to frickin.. randomly have his phylactery in his pocket again during the Sanctum of Domination raid.
Does this dumb of ass ever learn???
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Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: Heroes of the Storm (Video Game), Warcraft - All Media Types, Diablo III
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Kel'Thuzad (Warcraft)/Leoric (Diablo)
Characters: Kel'Thuzad (Warcraft), Leoric (Diablo series)
Additional Tags: Undead, Skeletons
Summary: Can love bloom, even on a battlefield? Leoric isn’t sure, but he’s willing to try his luck with Kel'Thuzad, despite knowing that the lich loyally serves another king.
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The problem with being an artist is that I can just draw whatever the fuck I want and nobody can stop me
This is also why I learned to draw so like double edged sword I guess
Based off this comic.
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I don’t know if I’m going to clean this up more so ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i’m tired i’m just gonna post it
love how arthas can just strap dragon skulls to his pauldrons and call it a day, hilarious actually
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