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                    𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟏:  𝐍𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐞.

            ❝  

                   Number one, no one is like me. If you wanted to even come close, you would have to go to medical school. Become a psychiatrist. Work in an asylum. Fall in love with your patient. Break said patient out of said asylum. Begin a life of crime. Jump into a vat of chemicals to prove yourself to a madman. Get arrested by the Batman. Go back to jail. Get out of jail with a bomb on your neck. Save the world, go back to jail, and break out of jail before breaking up with the aforementioned madman, and going out on your own. Number two.. 

                                                  ❞  

                                                                           — destroyed by alice.

                                                                                              mun ft. muse 21+ | gif credit to: x

#ℋ ━━ 💋 𝐈'𝐌 𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐃 . . . 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐌𝐄! / SELF PROMO. #hello i did it again..

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#ℋ ━━ 💋 𝐁𝐄𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐈𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐒 / OOC.

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[   𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐒 𝐋𝐔𝐌𝐄𝐍  ➤  muses  from  a  number  of  fandoms  such  as  marvel,  dc,  lucifer,  criminal  minds,  ncis.    adapts  to  many  other  fandoms  to  the  best  of  the  writers  knowledge.]𝙲𝙻𝙸𝙲𝙺 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙴.

#Te amo

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#ℋ ━━ 💋 𝐁𝐄𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐈𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐒 / OOC. #rebblogging it again #just in case i'll head to the other account. #xo #& sleep

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#ℋ ━━ 💋 𝐁𝐄𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐈𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐒 / OOC.

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First Impressions sentence starters

“You’re not… how I thought you’d be.”

“Is this what you’re really like, or was that an act?”

“I need to know this is for real. If you’re not genuine, tell me right now.”

“You’re… good at that.”

“I didn’t realize you were - maybe we should start again. I’m [name].”

“So this is what the (in)famous [Name] is like behind closed doors.”

“You have a lot of experience with this.”

“Do you know what people say about you?”

“You’re just like they said.”

“Why don’t you correct them? When people talk about you, and they’re wrong?”

“I thought they were exaggerating about you.”

“I’ve wanted to meet you for a long time.”

“Am I safe with you?”

“Do you mean that?”

“I’m just trying to figure out why you’re here.”

“What made you get into this/that line of work?”

“Look, you’re either going to help, or you aren’t. Which one is it going to be?”

“You … you chose me.”

“I… no, nothing. I just didn’t realize you were brave.”

“You’re going to get yourself killed/fired, you know.”

“Have you always been like that?”

“That was kind.”

“That was good of you.”

“That was stupid.”

“You didn’t have to do that. But you did.”

“You were there. You didn’t have to be.”

“I think .. I have you to thank, for this.”

“I wouldn’t be here without you.”

“I wouldn’t have been there if it weren’t for you.”

#ℋ ━━ 💋 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐖 𝐈𝐓 𝐔𝐏 / MEMES.

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me, doubting if i should move this blog to a new one to start fresh. ( i already have the new blog almost ready tbh) or remain on this one 😭😭😭🙈🙈🙈

#ℋ ━━ 💋 𝐁𝐄𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐈𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐒 / OOC. #idk what to do

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#ℋ ━━ 💋 𝐈'𝐌 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐘 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 / VISAGE.

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deciphertheriddler​: 

His eyes wandered around the room, even if there wasn’t anything of interest there. He had tried therapy a long time ago, before he became the Riddler. For some reason, he hadn’t thought Arkham would even try going that route with their prisoners. Calling them patients always sounded inaccurate. “I had a plan and executed most of it. Aren’t those the usual reasons to be proud of something?”

Edward’s gaze finally settled on her. “I guess. What will happen if I tell you? I’m already locked in, what do you gain from knowing what I did?” She didn’t look disgusted, he noticed. Not that he was that good at understanding other people’s expressions, but hers weren’t instantly labeled as bad.

“Does it matter? When the nuns asked us to confess, they didn’t care if it was genuine or if we even understood why anything was wrong. Repent can just be a lot of words jumbled together that the other wants to hear. I can use my words.”

The book gave him pause. That was something he wasn’t expecting. He grabbed the book and the pencil, a smile forming, as he caressed the cover like a prized possession. He licked his lips, eyes full of anticipation, before looking at her. “I– Can I really keep it? No one will take it away?”

HARLEEN, FIDGETED the end of her pen, as he asked her, making her only arch a brow in her stoic expression that seems much like sphinx. The young doctor has a talent to hide inner feelings or emotions, especially at work as to what is happening in this very moment. ❛ Not when the plan don't go as we expected and we don't get the aftermath that we want. ❜ She pointed out. Her mesmerizing pair of grey-bluish hues locked at his when he finally looked at her, and she wrote a quick note in her notepad. ❛ Knowledge. I'm willing to understand you mr. Nygma. I'm not a publicist, jornalist or work in marketing brand to spill the tea to the world. I'm a doctor. Besides, I won't share it to anyone. ❜ Not that she has somebody to talk about her work. The only possible 'thing' would be her cat.

❛ I'm assuming this is your definition for repant?! ❜ She adjusts her glasses that slide on her perfect nose, and rested her chin on the palm of her hand. Nuns... She is familiar for these kind of people, she was raised with the good-sisters. Sometimes she wonder they only changed the address. The young doctor didn't expected this kind of reaction when he got the book, this is when she break the stoic expression to a pure and genuine smile on her rosy lips. ❛ This is not a trap, if this is what you're asking. You can have it, they won't take it from you. ❜ It was just a book of riddles to solve... The pen... Well, Harleen was new to Arkham anyway, so far she was aware it wouldn't be a problem.

#deciphertheriddler #V: THE GOOD DOCTOR

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HARLEY WENT TO this place where her agent told she'd shoot with a Rock star, sort of. In the way to come to this place, she was studying her lines to her new role in a upcoming movie, once the driver left her on the place, she removed her sunglasses, and entered on the room where the people from the production was preparing the scenery.  ❛ How do you KNOW I'm an actress?! ❜ She was a rising star making her name in Hollywood.

❝ AN ACTRESS? They didn’t tell me you were coming.. I guess you’re the one who’s going to be in my video. ❞

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#bloodylestat

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let’s keep it real, there’s not really memes where criminal muses can be unapologetically who they are, so here’s some prompts that can be used as drabbles, as threads, or starters. some of these work for law enforcement muses too!

if ‘your muse’/’my muse’ confuses you, just feel free to edit this and type in the name of the muses for the role you deem appropriate.  

TW: for murder, kidnapping, torture & stalking.

[ new identity ] after a botched job, our muses try to assume a new identity in a new location.

[ bribe ] with good money, my muse convinces your muse to look the other way when it comes to illegal activities.

[ murder ] your muse witnesses my muse committing a murder.

[ who are you? ] my muse (civilian) asks your muse (criminal) about their double life.

[ cleaner ] your muse is a crime affiliated cleaner my muse calls to clear the evidence of a scene.

[ neighbors ] your muse (civilian) lives next door to my muse (criminal). one day, your muse sees something shocking through the window.

[ money’s good ] your muse convinces my muse to do a job with them.

[ wash up ] my muse is caught in the bathroom washing the blood from them by your muse. 

[ massacre ] my muse is the sole survivor of an assassination placed on their family and is taken in by your muse. 

[ sellout ] my muse (civilian) contacts your muse (law enforcement) to provide information on the gangster in their life.

[ knife ] my muse threatens your muse at knifepoint for information. 

[ kidnap ] my muse is abducted by your muse because they belong to a prestigious (crime) family.

[ steal ] your muse steals something from my muse.

[ interrogate ] my muse (law enforcement) interrogates your muse about their crime affiliation.

[ watch out! ]my muse narrowly saves your muse from being shot. 

[ loss ] our muses reconnect during a funeral.

[ hostage ] in a police standoff, my muse holds your muse hostage.

[ hideout ] after a job, our muses lay low in a new town. 

[ getaway ]in the midst of a chase, the car of our muses break down.

[ stalk ] my muse (a detective/a rival criminal) is paid to keep a close eye on your muse (a gangster/a gangster’s significant other/a gangster’s child).

[ work ] your muse works at a business where gangsters frequent. you decide to get closer to my muse, one of the gangsters who come in, to see what really happens in the back.

[ undercover ] my muse (law enforcement) enters the criminal underworld to get close to your muse.

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ASK MY MUSE ANY QUESTION AND THEY CAN ONLY ANSWER WITH YES OR NO !!

#ℋ ━━ 💋 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐖 𝐈𝐓 𝐔𝐏 / MEMES.

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i feel it is very important to remark that my open starter was my evil twin who wrote it, not me. this is a message for you sionis. babe, amore mio, half of my orange, the prettiest man alive, favorite sadist, Oscar winner for making  the uggliest voodoos. ily xo.

#ℋ ━━ 💋 𝐁𝐄𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐈𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐒 / OOC. #harls stop wanna bullying ppl bc u r bored #good nite y'all #will put this crazy to bed af #rbsionis

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❛ I need a MIND to bully, like I feel like bullying someone like Queef Richards or as y'all may know Romy Sionis, or Puddin' because they're fun. Queef would help me improve my cardio, but imagine using all the cosmetic from his daddy's company?! Andddddd as fer Puddin', he's himself. I always like to get in a challenge with him... Boomy is too cute fer being vexed, he's more like partner from my crimes... Bruce Lame, he's a lame himself. I love make this fool pay things for me. He's also hot which vexed me for being hot. Ivy... But Ivy is too busy with her damned plants. And Pussycat, too busy stealing diamonds. Help me, I should vex Penguin 'cuz I don't like him, but I wanna his loot. I don't know bro. I'm very indecisive today, I might as well, hit the Black Mask club to get wasted and act like Harvey, flip a coin. But I have more than two option, I'm BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED, I can scream for entire world to hear me. I don't care, call the doctors, I don't give a fuck. ❜

#indie rp #harley quinn rp #wtf is this #u crazy #open rp #tw: bullying