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Rolo Pretzel Turtle Cookies - Perfect for Gender Reveal Parties, Holiday Cookies, Bachelorette Parties, etc…

Only 3 ingredients! Via The Gunny Sack.

#diy #baking #gender reveal #bachelorette party #3 ingredients #rolo pretzel turtle cookies #christmas cookies #human anatomy cookies #cookies #teaching aid

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Wire Cactus DIY/Mr Kate. And those are balloons Mr Kate is holding.

#diy #cactus #crafts #wire cactus #mr kate wire cactus #tutorial

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DIY Wall Hanging http://zanaproducts.co.za/2014/05/12/diy-plaited-wall-hanging/

Comments on Pinterest: "It looks like a bloody whip" & "And here you'll see the main attraction. We call it 'Tamp Strings of Mences Past."

#diy #crafts #macrame #diy macrame wall hanging

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Gentlemen avert your eyes - DIY Homemade Female Lady Bits Wash. http://www.onegoodthingbyjillee.com/2014/07/make-natural-feminine-cleanser.html Because I trust the internet (NOT) over my GYN doctor to take care of my lady bits.

As Jillee writes about the man in your life - tell me how I smell:

...this is also one of those posts with great information that the GUYS might want to pass on to the GALS in their lives and possibly earn some bonus relationship points in the process. You decide. :-)

#diy #homemade #recipe #diy homemade female cleanser #female cleanser #ask your boyfriend #ask your husband #tutorial #diy lady bits cleanser #lady bits

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Beaded Toilet Paper Necklace and Earrings. Because nothing says, “Idon’t give a crap about you!” better than toilet paper jewelry. etsy.com/listing/118407588/toilet-paper-necklace LiciaBeads says:

Maybe I should go to bed sooner, but some of the best ideas come up late at night, sometimes while in the bathroom. Use them as a reminder that you need to purchase TP. Remember to check that there is TP in that restroom stall before doing your business. Remind a friend of that "one time that thing happened". Wear while camping, not all jewelry is suitable camping, but these get the point across. They are rolled over the top, as this is the proper way for TP to be placed into the roller, but I suppose you can wear it "backwards" if you are feeling sassy... (sorry, it doesn't unroll).

#diy #crafts #etsy #toilet paper #beads #beading #toilet paper earrings #toilet paper necklace #jewelry #i give a crap about you

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DIY 1 Ingredient Donut Cake. 

Warning: For advanced bakers only - take 24 donuts and arrange them on a cake stand (maybe it's the cake stand makes this a cake?). 

Endorsements:

This recipe seemed perfect for my rehearsal dinner, but I find donuts too sweet so I substituted sprouted, whole-grain, gluten-free bagels. I wanted the occasion to have that trendy, DIY hipster feel, so I got creative and replaced the flowers with taxidermied fetal foxes.

The next day I found myself waiting alone at the altar, weeping. What went wrong? This is a tricky one.

My second attempt at this recipe took a tragic turn, In an effort to reconcile with my fiance, I followed the recipe to the letter this time. Good news is he loved it and even had a second helping! As for the bad news, well… RIP, my prince.

“…peonies, especially the flowers, are extremely poisonous – sometimes fatal – I read this in ”The Herb Book” by John Lust, published by Bantam.”

I only have 23 donuts. Can you help me adjust the recipe? 

"Recipe" and "how to" from The Glitter Guide. Everything I love about DIY on the internet! 

#diy #recipe #donuts #diy donut cake #cake #doughnuts #food #not april fools day #what magic is this? #advanced bakers only

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DIY Stenciled Mermaid Tee Shirt. coelhoshow.com/camiseta-sereia

More easy summer tee shirts from from Chic Steals.

#diy #crafts #tee shirt #mermaid #diy mermaid tee shirt #stencil #placement is key #summer tee shrits #diy mermaid tee

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DIY Bathroom sign. mintedstrawberry.blogspot.com/2014/06/diy-bathroom-sign-with-sense-of-humor  A good tutorial on stenciling.

#diy #crafts #stencils #stenciling #bathroom #how to stencil #funny #blogger with sense of humor #intentionally funny crafts

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Frozen Banana Penguins. No comment needed. readingconfetti.com/2014/01/sledding-penguins-frozen-banana-snack 

#diy #food #penguin #penguins #bananas #diy penguin banana #crafters with dirty minds #chocolate #m&ms #crafts that look like something else

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DIY Kids Craft: Dead Easter Bunny Wall Trophy Tutorial. For real. http://www.moodkids.nl/diy/2014/04/18/paastrofee-aan-de-muur

#diy #crafts #faux taxidermy #easter #easter bunny #diy easter bunny wall trophy

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DIY Make Out Practice Pillow Tutorial from Instructables by emilygraceking (who has a sense of humor about these pillows). instructables.com/id/Make-Out-Practice-Pillow-for-Valentines-Day/?ALLSTEPS The story is that Emily found two suitcases by a dumpster and found CPR dummies and removeable dummy CPR faces - well the nose and mouth parts - and wanted to recycle them. She also has a PDF for the pillow tags.

The best part is the comment section (so I don't have to say what you all are thinking):

Hahaha finally R rated instructable love it great job.reminded me of Chuck Palahniuk book "Haunted","Exodus" part. Be sure not to lend these to anyone

ummm??? Creative = yes  Disturbing= yes  Amusing = Most definitely

The mind reels. With the zippered side it would be perfect to put a speaker or iPod inside so it could whisper sweet nothings.  Then, the opportunity to add eyes of various kinds is the obvious next step. Glasses? Lipstick? Pierced--nose--lip--septum?

where are the first, second and third base pillows?

#makeout #make out #diy kissing pillow #kissing #diy make make out pillow #diy #creepy #valentines day #crafts #pillows #diy make out practice pillow #how to make a kissing pillow #tutorial

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Grumpy Cat Shrink Plastic Earrings Tutorial by craftster. Cute or grumpy?

#diy #grumpy cat #earrings #grumpy cat earrings #diy grumpy cat earrings #jewelry #crafts

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Beaded Pigeon Poop Brooch at ideaactivator.com/pigeon-poop-brooches. Because instead of real pigeon excrement, we can now permanently wear our lucky pigeon "presents" on our chest or arms - made of "crushed precious and semi-precious gems which sell for up to £2,500". These brooches were designed by Frances Wadsworth-Jones from London.

#crafts #jewelry #pigeons #poop #brooch #poop brooch #pigeon poop brooch #frances wadsworth jones

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Welcome to my favorite holiday of the year for DIYs. Valentine's Day. Why? Because there are so many Valentines that can be interpreted in so many ways. I will title this: I'm Nuts about Your Nuts. themerrythought.com/diy/im-nuts-about-you-walnut-valentine/

#diy #crafts #valentines day #r rated valentines #nuts #i love your nuts #i am nuts about you #i am nuts about your nuts #the merry thought #tutorial

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Fashion Bloggers are only human. Tip One: Never photograph yourself wearing an awesome outfit in a cemetery. Tip Two: Never photograph yourself wearing an awesome outfit in a cemetery while not giving a fuck (see post below). Tip Three: Never photograph yourself wearing an awesome outfit in front of a Jewish grave on Internationl Holocaust Remembrance Day. Tip Four: Nothing ever dies on the internet.

Date of Post: January 27th, 2014

                       January 27th, 2014 = International Holocaust Remembrance Day.

Text from the post by That's Chic:

The contrast of finding myself in a place I never want to be, in an outfit that I will wear for the rest of my life is slightly disturbing. But that's what you get when you hang out with kids in their teens and want to explore anything and everything around. That though, is a refreshing perspective that you lose as you grow up. And with all the changes I'm implementing in my life, curiosity is back up on the chart of mindfulness. Thank you Aaron and Karissa for reminding me what it feels like to genuinely not give a fuck.

#fashion bloggers #what can i posibbly add to this #how to lose all your readers in 1 post #tips for fashion bloggers

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Homemade disinfecting spray for yoga mats. From Humblebee & Me humblebeeandme.com/disinfecting-yoga-mat-spray/

Perfect for DIY or DDIY (don’t do it yourself) 20 Creative Ways to Use Your Used Yoga Mats/Brit and Co. http://www.brit.co/20-creative-ways-to-repurpose-old-yoga-mats/ 

#diy #crafts #yoga #yoga mats #GOMI #diy disinfectant for yoga mats #how to disinfect yoga mats #homemade disinfectant for yoga mats #recipe #essential oils #alcohol #vinegar

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DIY Last Minute Christmas Poop Poems and Candy for Stocking Stuffers. Grownups may not like these but kids think they are funny. Printables and suggestions from homemade-gifts-made-easy.com/homemade-christmas-gag-gifts 

Go here for the GRINCH POOP COOKIE Rcipe you see that here.

Christmas Mouse Poop: Chocolate sprinkles, small sweets

Christmas Reidneer Poop: Chocolate coated apricots, large chocolate coated candies (the crankycrafter has used chocolate malted balls)

Christmas Elf Poop: Red and green M&Ms

Christmas Snowman Poop: Marshmallows, mints

Christmas Grinch Poop: Green jellybeans or of course Grinch Poop Cookies

#diy #crafts #poetry #poems #christmas #stocking stuffers #printables #diy christmas poop stocking stuffers #diy christmas mouse poop #diy reindeer poop #diy christmas elf poop #diy grinch poop #diy grinch poop cookies #cookies #christmas cookies #grinch poop cookies #diy snowman poop