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HAVING ENOUGH MEAT FOR THE LONG WEEKEND CANNOT SAVE YOU
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Gensokyo has it's own golden rule: Thou shalt get side tracked by incidental bullshit every time.
I Have “completed” Every task I (koishi) have ever “set” Out to do :)
You said you were going to wallpaper the mole room and never finished. -S.Komeiji
The room “has” Wallpaper in It
You said you were going to find out who kidnapped our computer mun. -S.Komeiji
I “keep” Telling you, the bloody Taoists “took” him
You said you would kick Kokoro out of the house. -S.Komeiji
I’m WORKING on it, dammit
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Is It, Uhh, Normal For DVDs To Commit Mitosis
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#ooc: april 14th!! give it up for april 14th!! :ooc#ooc: dance slowly and feel cautious optimism!! :ooc#koishi#april 2024#Youtube
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Whose cuter? Baby Koishi, Baby Kokoro, Baby Kyouko, or Baby Nue?
Baby Eika :)
She said she would Take “sister Satori” hostage if I did Not say Eika.... “please” send help I hear her throwing Stones “outside”....
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Spongey Duncton is a yokai now?
The "Spongey Duncton" had Limb lengthening surgery at the eientei so 'E could drive the Honda for me (koishi)
Not going to Lie, I'm not a Fan... They look Like a "Disproportionate horse" now...
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Okuu is made out of porcelain it's why she is too manly to shed any tears out from her eye ducts. She has nerves of steel. A heart of iron that pleases her cat maiden. She would make the Steel movie greatest super hero so proud of her.
She cried yesterday watching March Of The Doremies ^OwO^
☢️IT WAS SWEAT IN MY EYES BABE I HAVE NO FUCKIN EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT TO THE DOREMIES☢️
You sobbed loud enough to wake Catori when the doremini found her flock again ^OwO^
I thought we had been invaded again. -S.Komeiji
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KKTAV episode 23: Scarlet Retributions
The sun shone brightly over the Former Hell of Blazing Fires, despite it being underground and Utsuho Reiuji slacking on her reactor duties.
Koishi Komeiji was practising her Dessert Eagle Sharpshooter skills in the Chireiden firing range when Spongey Duncton came in with tears of weeping.
''What is meaning of this rackettous noise, Spongey Duncton!?'' Roared Koishi Komeiji with indignation.
''It is terrible, Koishi Komeiji the Scarlet Devil Mansion have published mocking words towards Chireiden.'' Said Spongey Duncton with molely honks as they handed over a newspaper.
Koishi Komeiji's two eyes widened with the fury of a million dying stars. Her third eye did not open, as it is still closed.
The newspaper headline bore savage words, ''CHIREIDEN IS IMPOVERISHED HOVEL''.
It was written by Remillia Scarlet, with words of mocking.
''We of Scarlet Devil Mansion declare ourselves the greatest faction of Gensokyo lands, better than the underground pigs of the Komeijis. My charismatic fate weaving is far stronger than Koishi Komeiji' subconscious manipulations.'' Said the paper but in written words.
''DEFAMATION!'' Hollered Koishi Komeiji with pure furies.
''Koishi Komeiji, what is all of this racket?'' Said Satori Komeiji with mumbling.
''We have been cruelly insulted by the Scarlet Devil Mansion in the newspapers!'' Said Koishi Komeiji with rages.
''It is merely the fate of our cursed Komeiji bloodline to be ridiculed by all but wild beasts, sister. We must move forewards with heads held high despite these indignities.'' Said Satori Komeiji with wisdom and resignedness.
''Sister, you may accept the hardships of our species, but I shall not stand for this! I will storm the Scarlet Devil Mansion and battle for the honor of Chireiden!'' Said Koishi Komeiji with determination.
''At least stay for dinner. I have cooked a meal of boiled roots and cotton balls.'' Said Satori Komeiji with Britishness.
''I cannot wait for one second. The longer we leave Remillia Scarlet, the stronger she becomes.'' Said Koishi Komeiji with hungry seriousness.
Koishi Komeiji went to Chireiden armoury to lock and load. She grabbed her best knife, a few spell cards, and a cool rock. Utsuho Reiuji walked in slowly with her concrete foot.
''The path of a hero is lonely and harsh, baby Koishi. Are you sure you are ready for this mission?'' Rumbled Utsuho Reiuji with badassness.
''As sure as cancer is serious'' Said Koishi Komeiji with wit.
''I understood that reference'' Said Utsuho Reiuji with music appreciation.
Koishi Komeiji swaggered to her 2005 Honda Civic with no roof and badass burning rose decals. She lit a Garfield branded lasagne cigar to honour her greatest hero.
''Will you be going alone?'' Said Satori Komeiji with sisterly concerns.
''Yes. Utsuho Reiuji and Rin Kaenbyou can hold the fort while I am gone and you are too much of a sad pudding to handle combat.'' Said Koishi Komeiji finishing her sentence with a salute.
Koishi Komeiji and Spongey Duncton cruised through the human village blasting tunes with blistering hot metal riffs.
''Haha there goes bastard baby Komeij'' Said Hata No Kokoro with much mockings.
''I will strike you down once I wipe Remillia Scarlet off the map!'' Roared Koishi Komeiji with romantically confused rage.
Spongey Duncton who was driving turned the Honda Civit to run over Hata No Kokoro. Koishi Komeiji could not drive.
''Uh oh, now we are the hot dog'' Said Hata No Kokoro with miseries.
The Scarlet Devil Mansion loomed over the Misty Lake like a dog over a food bowl. Hong Meiling stood at the gate with sleepiness. Spongey Duncton parked the car on a rock.
''Out of the way, gatekeeper. I am here to dish up justice to your dark overlord Remillia Scarlet.'' Said Koishi Komeiji with seriousness.
''But Remillia Scarlet went missing yesterday morning.'' Said Hong Meilling with much confusion.
''Lies! How could she write this slander in the newspaper!'' Roared Koishi Komeiji with rage.
''But Remillia can't write these words, she has only passed fourth grade and can only read Ulyssus.'' said Hong Meiling with confusion.
''Liar! Embers of Love!'' Yelled Koishi Komeiji, unleasing her powerful spell card.
''Owwwwwwwww...'' said Hong Meiling with pain as she exploded into P-Blocks.
As Koishi Komeiji stormed Scarlet Devil Manor shooting maid fairys with her Dessert Eagle, a shadow emerged from the shadows. It was... the asthmatic magician woman!
''wheeze'' wheezed asthma woman with mercurry poisoning.
''I see...'' Said Koishi Komeiji with understanding.
Koishi Komeiji went to the stairs to the throne room. The stairs were unpleasantly tall but Koishi Komeiji could float at ten mph.
After a few hours of floating at top speeds, Koishi Komeiji reached the Scarlet Devil trone room.
''Show yourself, miscreant!'' Roared Koishi Komeiji with holy rage.
The true mastermind emerged. It was... Aya Shamiemaru!
''Oh hey you took awhile to get here, I've been here for days.'' Said Aya Shameimaru with vicious mocking.
''How could you do this to the Esteemed House of Komeiji!? Dragging our names in the mud like farm equiptment!?'' Roared Koishi Komeiji with indignations.
''idk someone paid me to do it and it sounded fun'' Said Aya Shyamemaru with evil.
''...Alright, but why frame Remillia Scarlet? This is all very convoluted, like a terrible fanfiction written in tribute to other terrible fanfiction'' Said Koishi Komeiji with inquiries.
''I don't actually know, they were a mole and I don't speak mole.'' Said Aya Shamiemamruma with tenguly spite.
''Oh alright then, have fun with whatever you are doing.'' Said Koishu Komeiji with thoughts as she emptied a full clip of her dessert eagle in the wall so her sharpshooting practise would'nt go to waste.
''Aight, have a good one'' Said Aya Syameimara with camera clicks.
The drive back to Chireiden was uneventful but fraught with doubts. Koishi Komeiji lit up a lasange cigar as Stan Bush's hit song 'You Got The Touch' blasts on the Honda Civic radio.
''I think someone inside the Chireiden has betrayed us'' Said Koishi Komeii with deductions.
''What will you do about it?'' Said Spongey Duncton with mole noises as they hit Hata No Kokoro with the Honda Civic again.
''Get my retribution... A Scarlet Reribution...'' Said Koishi Komeiji with cool badassery.
The end..?
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Koishi Komeiji "Philosophy of a Hated Person"
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One Kokoro's trash is another Kokoro's treasure. All depends which mask is the most greediest.
We’re watching Perturbed Monkey Mask and Irritated Kappa Mask fighting over the last spare rib rn
oh shit jubilant tanuki mask just got in the ring, itz spicing up now
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With medical expertise like yours Eirin Yagokoro, you could easily cure us humans of our cancer.
)-> Do You Have Any Idea How Expensive That Will Be?
)-> I Tried Funding My Cancer Projects On Kickstarter A Year Ago And Kaguya Used The Funds To Buy Robux.
)-> She Got Six Weeks In The Pit For That Nonsense
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I can’t leave, I am the only one supervising these three. -S.Komeiji
☢️STOP PULLING THE CHAIN ITS GONNA FUCKIN OVERFLOW AGAIN☢️
Well if you hadn’t broke the incinerator with your stupid third leg, we wouldn’t have to dispose the corpses like this, huh??? ^Ò_Ó^
☢️I THOUGHT I SAW A FUCKIN WASP IN THERE AND TOOK ACTION GODS FORGIVE ME FOR PROTECTING THIS HOUSE FROM VERMIN☢️
HANG ON “FELLOWS AND FRIENDS” I’VE FOUND THE “PLUNGER” DEVICE
THAT’S NOT A PLUNGER KOISHI ^O__O^
Can you imagine this house without me? -S.Komeiji
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this is a little rough but touhou oc! did you know the japanese word for goblin shark is tenguzame
Mitsuko Kibashinen (牙深淵 箕作子)
A sea tengu from the outside world, Mitsuko immigrated to Gensokyo in search of her former boss Chimata Tenkyuu for unknown reasons (totally not begging for help with her crippling debts and being investigated for selling counterfeit goods, not at all).
Mitsuko has the ability to manipulate the “flow” of things. The possible applications of this power are limitless, but she prefers not to think about it. Mitsuko mainly uses it to alter the flow of money, water, and danmaku.
She works as a travelling merchant, selling whatever cheap trinkets she can pass off as valuable. She’s struck up a business with fellow sea dweller Kurozu and sells her art pieces for her.
Mitsuko likes to think of herself as a laid-back financial savant going with the flow, though in reality she’s an ignorant conman who flees at any sign of trouble. She considers herself superior to sky tengu like Aya and Hatate, and often attempts to start fights with them. This got her banned from most of the Youkai Mountain. Chimata still humours her, but considers her too much of a liability to hire again.
And yes, she has the fucked up slingshot jaws:
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