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Don't blink~

#waow #Sampo #sparkle #Hanabi #art #reblog

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"Encountering Sampo again has triggered a sense of... nostalgia... inside you."

#sampo koski #caelus hsr #firefly hsr #hsr

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MAN HOW OLD ARE U ???

I think they should have added footage of him on a skateboard with an energy drink in his hand 💀

#god forbid people have fun 🙄 /lh #he’s also wearing nail polish and hairclips #oh and he has spikes on his boots #sampo koski #hsr

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#OOOOOOOOOHHGYY #hahahagahelbauwkqhsoqjsiqowkbdkwks #I need this drawing on my ceiling so that every morning when I wake up I see this #sampo koski #hsr

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hc that sampo has godawful messy writing. like abhorrent all his letters meshing together like its handwriting and hes left handed and so smears his writing and its horrible. everyone but natasha struggles to read it. mfer can't write in a straight line for shit

#THIS IS SO TRUE #has been on my mind for a while now #my proof of this is that Lynx could only make out half of Sampo’s name on the piece of paper he left behind

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As much as I love romantic sampo ships like sampard, platonic ones mean sooooooooooo much to me.

Like- Hook and Sampo. I LOVE THEM. THEY’RE MY EVERYTHING AND THEY NEED MORE CONTENT. Hook saying Sampo’s the only cool grown-up and the only one to always play with her and the moles 😭. Sampo always looking out for her and stuf… I’m actually going to kill myself

Serval and Sampo being friends in the past too… he probably thought of her as a real friend but then Gepard told Serval to stay away from Sampo and now they don’t talk anymore

Natasha and Sampo seemingly completely trusting each other. Her knowing Sampo is extremely shady but she still asks him to deliver the letter to her parents (and he actually fulfills her request!!!!!!!!!)

Also his relationship with Sparkle is so interesting to me. Like Sampo can’t stand Sparkle but still sucks up to her if money’s involved. Sparkle liking Sampo to an extent even though she says he has too much restraint (I even heard someone theorize that she seeks some sort of acknowledgment/ attention from him as an older fool since Black Swan mentioned her wanting to be noticed and stuff) She also backs down when the joke about visiting Belobog seems to displease Sampo and actually abides by some sort of rules while working with Sampo despite having stated to despise them (possibly because she sees Sampo as a potential threat and doesn’t want to piss him off too much). Other than that we have their conversation at the end of Sparkles companions quest. Here Sampo talks rather lightheartedly with her and even compliments her to some extent (“I love that line you said”). Now because of him sucking up to her because of money idk if it’s him being genuine, being nice to her so he gets his mask back or just playing it up to the audience (especially since they’re both aware of said audience and are probably omitting imporatant info on the catastrophe on jarilo-vi because of that)

Also I genuinely love the idea of Sampo knowing random people across the galaxy. Like him and Argenti? Friends. Him and Boothill? Went on several heists together. Him and Jing Yuan? Aren’t in direct contact but when the astral express was off to visit the Luofu Sampo told the trailblazer to say hi to Jing Yuan for him.

#generally how much he cares about Belobog is so meaningful to me #he calls it the name the people there gave it even when he’s off-planet instead of the one assigned to it by others #he is described as “distressed and ready to return to his frozen winterland in Sparkles quest #also can you tell I’m intrigued by Sampo and Sparkles relationship and what exactly they have going on #they’re like enemies but not really but also Sampo can’t stand Sparkle #idk #sampo koski #hsr #hook hsr #Natasha hsr #serval hsr #sparkle hsr

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can’t stop thinking about sampo from the bilibili vid….

#did not expect to draw so much today #oh well #sampo koski #hsr #my art

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Yknow that hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby meme? That's Sampo vs Gepard

#real and true #sampo koski #gepard #hsr #reblog

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#sampo koski #my art #hsr #I love him so much #the bilibili video….lord save me

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before the poll, a quick definition of terms:

"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post

with that out of the way:

#mutual

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#YU-GI-OH???? #why isn’t Yu-gi-oh in here 😭 #duel monsters my beloved

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How you can take action to stop Israel’s genocide

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Schlange

#HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO COOL #MY FAVORTITE TYPE OF ART #THE COLORS?????? #THE #THE HANDS BEING LIKE BONES #ALSO THE BACKGROUND #wish I could say something cool a bout this but I cannot form cohesive thoughts rn #sampo koski #hsr #reblog

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SLAMS THE DOOR DOWN

sampo sending "spam links" that are just hidden rickrolls. sampo being that one guy on your dash who just HAS to add the "i had to do it to em" guy into EVERY. DAMN. PHOTO.

sampo picking up the josh hutcherson whistle video from another, younger fool (sparkle?) and he will not put it down. sampo sends you a link to a scam site? no scam. theres a josh hutcherson whistle meme in it though.

THE AMONGUS MEME. sampo texts you asking to meet up because "its really important and i didnt know who else to ask". you go to the location and there's an amongus just sitting there. menacingly. where did he get it? how did he manage to leave it there without anyone taking it? why did he even do this to you? you dont know. all you know is you want that rat bastard dead. (or do you. if you're still reading, chances are you'd go even knowing you're about to get memed on.)

okay thats all. goodnight everyone, have a safe trip (throws banana peels at your feet)

#YES #YOU GET IT #sampo #reblog #memes #? #I hate it when idk what tag to put stuff in

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cn has another anniversary vid with some sampo parts (his explanation of how he carried 4 people to the underworld) so I roughly translated them

also look at what they brought us

dan heng: excuse me, please pause

dan heng: there is a problem that has troubled me for a long time

dan heng: Sampo

dan heng what kind of person are you

dan heng: take the three of us and bronya

dan heng: take them to the lower area together

sampo: this is it

sampo: brother dan heng

sampo: industry secrets matter

sampo: it’s not easy for me to reveal it casually

sampo: unless….

dan heng: unless i smash the bell on your head

sampo: don’t don’t don’t!

sampo: i said

*screen flips* (text in bg says: Sampo’s imagination)

sampo: i also attached an image

sampo: look

sampo: trailblazer on the left

sampo: bronya on the right hand

sampo: i also have march 7th on my back

sampo: brother dan heng is on his head (?)

sampo: very stable

pom-pom: wow

pom-pom: even the mascot from next door won’t believe it

sampo: hey, hey

sampo: anyway, happy anniversary to everyone!

sampo: i wish you all a fortune

#sampo koski #hsr

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My friend Mona has asked me to share her story with you all.

Here's the link to the evacuation gofundme. They're very close to their goal. They legitimately only have less than 10k USD left to go before all 9 of them can evacuate.

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want to be clear that if i ever talk about a headcanon and then later discuss a headcanon that is directly contradictory to the first one, that’s because headcanons exist in a quantum state where they are all simultaneously true and not true up until the point where i discuss it in detail, in which case that is the one that is true in that instance. schroedinger’s headcanons