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Made a your/you're typo lads. Feels bad.

#Maggie Talks

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No Postmates I don't want 20$ off I want COMMENTS on my FANFICTION so stop sending me NOTIFICATIONS unless that's what you're giving me

#Maggie Talks #i'm fully rabid

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Hey guys, in case you missed the post last night I posted a Steddyhands fic on AO3 (I'm also LavenderProse over there)

It's Izzy-centric, it's got porn, it's got Ed sailing a boat...it's everything a growing boy needs.

#OFMD #Steddyhands

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By the way my 'fragments' document doubled in size as I wrote this fic. I cut so much out. It was fifteen thousand words by FORCE.

#Maggie Talks

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands, Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel Hands Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Israel Hands, Mary Allamby Bonnet, Alma Bonnet, Louis Bonnet, Doug (Our Flag Means Death) Additional Tags: Slice of Life, Established Relationship, Trans Israel Hands, Author is an Israel Hands Apologist, Israel Hands-centric, Inaccurate Depictions of Sailing, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Mentions of Seasickness, (No actual depictions of sea/motion sickness though), Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Polyamory, Threesome - M/M/M Summary:

“Izzy,” said Alma again, shifting in an utterly heart-stopping fashion on the tottering stool until she was seated, mercifully in the appropriate fashion. “Are you coming with us to see the eclipse?” Izzy looked up, eyebrows raised. “Oh, was that today? Must not have put it on my calendar. Why, is it important?” Alma favored him with a roll of the eyes. They were undeniably Stede's eyes. An angel or demon somewhere created Stede Bonnet and crafted him to be just beautiful enough to be a threat, just smart enough to be dangerous, and just virile enough to have two children with his eyes, nose and laugh. Sometimes Izzy was reminded of these things and knew that wherever that celestial being was, it’d spent the last two years laughing at the plight of one Israel Hands.

The sun disappears from the sky, and Izzy Hands bears witness--but that's not the whole story, is it?

Here’s the eclipse fic I’ve been working on since the day of the solar eclipse! I’ll be working on some longer form, canon-era stuff after this so enjoy while I plunge myself into the deep end.

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[slaps hand on 15000 word Steddyhands fic] You can fit so much Stizzy in this baby

#OFMD #Steddyhands #Stizzy #Like it's Steddyhands because Ed is there and he's having a good time #but this fic is at its core about Izzy Hands and the mortifying ordeal of being in love with Stede Bonnet

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#Hey what the fuck #EdIzzy #OFMD

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DJenks after three months: Hey guys, we really tried, but it's not gonna happen

MAPPA after seven years: Lol fuck y'all

Brian Fuller after fully a decade: I Am Not Done [Threat]

#OFMD #YOI #Hannibal #Brian Fuller be like 'Clap if you believe in cannibals'

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The way I have to fucking restrain myself from making every single love scene I write just, 'Izzy gets some head. Again.'

#OFMD #Izzy Hands #i might literally have to do a 5+1 to get it out of my system #there's too much plot in the Season Three fic for it to turn into the Izzy's pussy fic #i feel so fucking deranged

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Now every time I see 'Regarding the cancellation' I have to read the whole entire post to figure out if it's about YOI or OFMD. Not a lot of nickels etc. Etc.

#Maggie Talks #OFMD #YOI #The Yuri on Ice and Our Flag Means Death fandoms intersect WAY more than I was expecting

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Ed and Izzy can have the nastiest, roughest, meanest sex in the history of human existence and Izzy can walk right back out the room afterwards like nothing ever happened--stands up, straightens himself, "Thank you, Captain", out the door.

Ed and Izzy can have vanilla, under-the-blankets-in-the-dark missionary sex and Izzy is a wreck before, during and after. Face-to-face, Ed sticks it in and Izzy's losing it. The Pope himself would not be able to raise issue with the kind of straight-in-straight-out condomless sex they are having and the sheets are SOAKED. Ed comes inside like God intended, pulls out and asks if Izzy needs help finishing and Izzy tells him through clenched teeth and tears that he already did. Twice.

#NSFW #OFMD #EdIzzy #Edward Teach #Izzy Hands #Sorry

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RIP ICE ADOLSCENCE, Victor you would have loved zaddy

this is me trying to cope after two shows with healthy and fantastic queer representation were unfairly canceled

#I HATE THIS I HAAAAAATE THIS #today is literally like my November 5th 2020

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The “oh I could definitely write this fanfic in under 5000 words and it really wouldn’t take me that long” voice in your head is actually the devil speaking

#My 3000 word eclipse fic is currently hurdling towards 8000 words

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Guys I can't rewatch House: MD for Medical Trauma Reasons but I want you to know that I'm thoroughly enjoying the Hilson Renaissance

#Maggie Talks

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Somehow this has turned into a conversation where I show my wife screenshots and ask her things like, 'Do you see it now? Does this do anything for you?' and the only response she's giving is, 'I am afraid.' Babe I'm trying to be so so honest with you right now. Please be just a little bit horny with me.

#OFMD #Literally she's just like 'Your man looks like he would stab me' and I'm like YES EXACTLY

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I have to tell you guys that my own wife heard the noises I made watching that video and said, "Why are you so scared" and I had to look her in the eyes and tell her "I am NOT scared" and the recognition on her face made me feel something like shame.

#Maggie Talks

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OH NO

OKAY WHY IS IT TRENDING AGAIN