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[leilabeaux]

Okay now I wasn’t serious! I was trying to think of a random, silly plot!

But if you come up with a few chapters, I’m here to read it! 😬😬😬

My best advice for fic writers?

Get thee an enabler.

By that, I mean that you should have a friend who will encourage you to write whatever makes you happy. 

Self-indulgent stuff you think no one else will like? They’ll devour it. 

You’ve stumbled into a new ship? They’ll send you all the prompts you could ever want.

Every fic writer should have someone like that.

[leilabeaux]

Pearl: Hey, how’s your day going?

Me: What if Ivar was an Alpaca farmer and the OFC weaved amazing blankets?

::wears my enabler crown proudly::

My best advice for fic writers?

Get thee an enabler.

By that, I mean that you should have a friend who will encourage you to write whatever makes you happy. 

Self-indulgent stuff you think no one else will like? They’ll devour it. 

You’ve stumbled into a new ship? They’ll send you all the prompts you could ever want.

Every fic writer should have someone like that.

[leilabeaux]

THE ANGST!!

It warms my evil little soul! Can’t wait for all the groveling and pleading Ivar’s going to have to do!

PS. I love you more than chocolate chip cookies hot and fresh out the oven! 🥰🥰🥰

Vikings fic: The Best of Everything - Chapter Seven  ||   modern!Ivar x reader

A modern!Ivar AU

Ivar x f!reader

CW: swearing, lots of bad language and shit talking, threats and verbal abuse, standover tactics, intimidation. Mentions of gentrification. Not as much smut in this chapter. But Ivar is still as dense as a brick. A little bit of smut, not a lot. I don’t know whether to be relieved or apologise.

REMEMBER: Aunty Pearl says VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER.

Synopsis: Your dad’s bar is a local landmark, your pride and joy, your livelihood. But Lothbrok Developments also has it in their sights. You’ve managed to resist their dirty standover tactics for months now, but when their infamous CEO Ivar Lothbrok gets involved do you even stand a chance? A fiercely independent and practiced businesswoman, you’re stubborn as hell with a reckless tendency to speak your mind, so you like to think you can handle anything the blue-eyed businessman throws at you.

But, in reality, you know it’s never that easy to resist temptation.

Thank you to @leilabeaux​ for the inspiration and cheerleading, and help storyboarding. I love you more than I love puppies. Cute puppies. Danish puppies. Okay I took that too far. 

Tag team: @deans-ch-ch-cherrypie​ @youbloodymadgenius​ @serasvictoria​ @quantumlocked310​ @alexhandersen-marcoilsoe-fandom​ @teishalicious​ @heavenly1927​ @oldglitterstory​ @pomegranates-and-blood​  @ivarsgard​ @lordsexmachine​ @quietborderline​ @xbellaxcarolinax​ @aprilivar​  @carlandonorri-s​ @theanxietyqueen17​ @illyrianhighfaerie​ @crazybunnyladysworld​ @funmadnessandbadassvikings​ @onyxskeleton29 @katfett​ @grimeundglow​ @beware-thecrow​  @zuxiezendler​ @southernbe​ @love-all-things-writing @a5hl3y5ibley @alicedopey​ @oddsnendsfanfics​ @ecarroll1978 @ritual-unions-gotme @mrsalwayswrite @peaceisadirtyword​ @revolution-starter @peachyboneless @pokeasleepingsmaug @istorkyou @youbelongeverywhere @that-virgo-witch @not-another-viking-fanfic-blog @ivarhoegh @ironynoticony

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Catch up! Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six

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Chapter Seven

Hvitserk’s voice echoes up the stairs behind you as you take them two at a time. Ivar is sitting up in bed by the time you burst through the bedroom door. 

“The fuck?!” he exclaims, scowling. Looking around, you clock a shoe and quickly pick it up and hurl it at his head. He ducks, then rolls sideways off the bed and onto the floor, naked as the day he was born. 

“You motherfucker,” you fume at him through clenched teeth.  

“What the fuck is wrong with you now?!” he yells, peeking up over the side of the mattress. 

“You lied to me!” Your voice rises shrilly, echoing around the house and probably down the street, but at this point you have no further care for airs and graces. “You’re still angling for my bar. You’re fucking unbelievable, Ivar. An absolute fucking con artist. I can’t believe I fell for it. You didn’t mean a fucking word of it, did you?!” 

You lunge for him, darting around the side of the bed, but he’s quicker than you, rolling across the mattress back to the other side. Before you can change direction and go after him, he’s heading for the bathroom with sweatpants in hand. As you reach the door, you hear the lock click into place. 

“Y/N, you need to listen to me,” he yells through the door, barely audible as you hammer on it with your fists. With a frustrated screech, you turn and slam your back against it, sinking to the ground. 

“I don’t want to listen to another fucking word that comes out of your mouth, Ivar Lothbrok,” you bristle, tears prickling at your lashes; you wipe at them angrily. 

“Well, you’re fucking going to have to because I have your fucking car keys,” he yells. With a curse, you slam your fist against the door, screeching again with rage.

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#ivar the boneless #ivar the boneless x reader #ivar the boneless au #viking fanfic au

[leilabeaux]

Hvitty, bro no don’t chase her! You need to run far, far away because Ivar is going to make sure you die a very horrible death.

Vikings fic: The Best of Everything - Chapter Six  ||  modern!Ivar x reader

A modern!Ivar AU

Ivar x f!reader

CW: swearing, lots of bad language and shit talking, threats and verbal abuse, standover tactics, intimidation. Mentions of gentrification. I’m so sorry everyone. This is almost pure smut from start to finish. There’s a bit of plot but only at the end. Also, there’s a lot of swearing, verbal abuse and some throwing of things in this. 

REMEMBER: Aunty Pearl says VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER.

Synopsis: Your dad’s bar is a local landmark, your pride and joy, your livelihood. But Lothbrok Developments also has it in their sights. You’ve managed to resist their dirty standover tactics for months now, but when their infamous CEO Ivar Lothbrok gets involved do you even stand a chance? A fiercely independent and practiced businesswoman, you’re stubborn as hell with a reckless tendency to speak your mind, so you like to think you can handle anything the blue-eyed businessman throws at you.

But, in reality, you know it’s never that easy to resist temptation.

Thank you to @leilabeaux for the inspiration and cheerleading, and help storyboarding. I love you more than I love nice whiskey. And that’s a lot.

Tag team: @deans-ch-ch-cherrypie​ @youbloodymadgenius​ @serasvictoria @quantumlocked310 @alexhandersen-marcoilsoe-fandom @teishalicious @heavenly1927 @oldglitterstory @pomegranates-and-blood  @ivarsgard @lordsexmachine @quietborderline @xbellaxcarolinax @aprilivar  @carlandonorri-s @theanxietyqueen17 @illyrianhighfaerie @crazybunnyladysworld @funmadnessandbadassvikings @onyxskeleton29 @katfett @grimeundglow @beware-thecrow  @zuxiezendler @southernbe @love-all-things-writing @a5hl3y5ibley @alicedopey @oddsnendsfanfics @ecarroll1978 @ritual-unions-gotme @mrsalwayswrite @peaceisadirtyword @revolution-starter @peachyboneless @pokeasleepingsmaug @istorkyou @youbelongeverywhere @that-virgo-witch @not-another-viking-fanfic-blog @ivarhoegh @ironynoticony

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Catch up! Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four Chapter Five

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Chapter Six

You snort in amusement, getting to your feet and grasping his hand to pull him up. “You’re the one who smashed the light,” you remind him, sliding your feet across the ground in the direction of where you think the staircase is. You kick something hard and it goes clattering across the floor.

“Here, use my phone,” Ivar mutters; you grope in the darkness for it as he turns on the flashlight. It takes the pair of you a while but eventually you make it to the landing and up into the kitchen. You wish you could say that getting to his bedroom was any easier with light and clear passage, but truth was it really wasn’t. You’re like a pair of teenagers whose parents weren’t home and you only had a few hours to fool around. 

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#ivar the boneless x reader #vikings au #modern ivar #ivar the boneless au #vikings fanfic

[leilabeaux]

Vikings fic: The Best of Everything - Chapter Five  ||  modern!Ivar x reader

A modern!Ivar AU

Ivar x f!reader

CW: swearing, lots of bad language and shit talking, threats and verbal abuse, standover tactics, intimidation. Mentions of gentrification. Guise, this is where the smut starts to kick in. Also, there’s a lot of swearing, verbal abuse and some throwing of things in this. REMEMBER: Aunty Pearl says VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER. 

Synopsis: Your dad’s bar is a local landmark, your pride and joy, your livelihood. But Lothbrok Developments also has it in their sights. You’ve managed to resist their dirty standover tactics for months now, but when their infamous CEO Ivar Lothbrok gets involved do you even stand a chance? A fiercely independent and practiced businesswoman, you’re stubborn as hell with a reckless tendency to speak your mind, so you like to think you can handle anything the blue-eyed businessman throws at you.

But, in reality, you know it’s never that easy to resist temptation.

Thank you to @leilabeaux​​ for the inspiration and cheerleading, and help storyboarding. I love you more than I love nice whiskey. And that’s a lot. 

Tag team: @deans-ch-ch-cherrypie​ @youbloodymadgenius​ @serasvictoria​ @quantumlocked310​ @alexhandersen-marcoilsoe-fandom​ @teishalicious​ @heavenly1927​ @oldglitterstory​ @pomegranates-and-blood​  @ivarsgard​ @lordsexmachine​ @quietborderline​ @xbellaxcarolinax​ @aprilivar​  @carlandonorri-s​ @theanxietyqueen17​ @illyrianhighfaerie​ @crazybunnyladysworld​ @funmadnessandbadassvikings​ @onyxskeleton29​ @katfett​ @grimeundglow​ @beware-thecrow​  @zuxiezendler​ @southernbe​ @love-all-things-writing​ @a5hl3y5ibley​ @alicedopey​ @oddsnendsfanfics​ @ecarroll1978​ @ritual-unions-gotme​ @mrsalwayswrite​ @peaceisadirtyword @revolution-starter @peachyboneless @pokeasleepingsmaug @istorkyou @youbelongeverywhere @that-virgo-witch @not-another-viking-fanfic-blog @ivarhoegh @ironynoticony

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Catch up! Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four

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Chapter Five

It’s a full four days before you hear someone clear their throat, and you look up to see Ivar leaning against the door frame of the cool room. 

You had kind of hoped he would show up. Truth be told, if he hadn’t shown up that morning, you probably would have gone looking for him yourself. 

The end to your date had left a sour taste in your mouth, a thousand things unsaid, both good and bad. You wish you hadn’t bitten right away to his self-loathing, or his jumping to conclusions, or his name-calling; whilst you were generally known for being hot under the collar when the right buttons were pushed, you were also level-headed in confrontations, good in a crisis. There was just something about Ivar Lothbrok that brought out the worst in you. 

You stare at him for a while; he offers you a thin smile, then steps away, heading in the direction of your office. With a sigh, you turn back to your stock inventory; you’re not chasing him, no way. He can wait while you finish. He can sweat.

Ten minutes later, he appears again. 

“I bought you lunch, you insufferable woman,” he snaps, “come and eat it before it gets cold.”

“This frigid bitch is used to cold things!” you call after him petulantly. 

The sound of his laugh echoing down the hallway to you makes you grin as you tick off the kegs of Heineken from your list. 

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#ivar the boneless #ivar the boneless x reader #ivar lothbrok x reader #vikings fic

[leilabeaux]

Good thing Ivar has very strong arms. Very useful for when he keeps digging himself into a hole. 😅😅😅

Vikings fic: The Best of Everything - Chapter Four  ||  modern!Ivar x reader

A modern!Ivar AU

Ivar x f!reader

CW: swearing, lots of bad language and shit talking, threats and verbal abuse, standover tactics, intimidation. Mentions of gentrification. Sexual content.

Synopsis: Your dad’s bar is a local landmark, your pride and joy, your livelihood. But Lothbrok Developments also has it in their sights. You’ve managed to resist their dirty standover tactics for months now, but when their infamous CEO Ivar Lothbrok gets involved do you even stand a chance? A fiercely independent and practiced businesswoman, you’re stubborn as hell with a reckless tendency to speak your mind, so you like to think you can handle anything the blue-eyed businessman throws at you.

But, in reality, you know it’s never that easy to resist temptation.

Thank you to @leilabeaux​ for the inspiration and cheerleading, and help storyboarding. I love you more than I love cake.

Tag team: @deans-ch-ch-cherrypie​​ @youbloodymadgenius​​ @serasvictoria​​ @quantumlocked310​​ @alexhandersen-marcoilsoe-fandom​​ @teishalicious​ @heavenly1927​ @oldglitterstory​ @pomegranates-and-blood​  @ivarsgard​ @lordsexmachine​ @quietborderline​ @xbellaxcarolinax​ @aprilivar​  @carlandonorri-s​ @theanxietyqueen17​ @illyrianhighfaerie​ @crazybunnyladysworld​ @funmadnessandbadassvikings​ @onyxskeleton29​ @katfett​ @grimeundglow​ @beware-thecrow​  @zuxiezendler​ @southernbe​ @love-all-things-writing​ @a5hl3y5ibley​ @alicedopey​ @oddsnendsfanfics​ @ecarroll1978​ @ritual-unions-gotme​ @mrsalwayswrite​ @peaceisadirtyword​ @revolution-starter​ @peachyboneless​ @pokeasleepingsmaug​ @istorkyou​ @youbelongeverywhere​ @that-virgo-witch​ @not-another-viking-fanfic-blog

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Chapter Four

Your heart takes a long time to calm down. Sitting at your desk, you stare at your computer screen for a while, then, realising you’re not going to get any work done while your mind is on him, you close the screen and head out into the bar. 

It’s not a particularly busy day, even for a Saturday. There are no football games on and the weather is good so most people are out enjoying it. Your regulars come in around dinner time and it’s a pleasant relief to sit and chat with them. 

Finally, around ten-thirty, the last person leaves and you start to close up for the night. You’re about to take the till out to the safe when you hear the old bell above the door chime. 

“We’re closed, sorry,” you call out, not looking up. “But I can get you a take–”

You pause when you hear the click-drag of his uneven gait over the tiled floor. Immediately, your brain starts to short-circuit in a supernova of conflicting emotion. 

“Come to apologise?” you ask, not looking up. 

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#ivar the boneless #ivar the boneless au #ivar lothbrok x reader #ivar the boneless x reader #ivar lothbrok au #ivar au #ivar x reader

[leilabeaux]

He totally took the cardigan home and cuddled with it while he fell asleep. I know this to be true!!

Vikings Fic: The Best of Everything - Chapter Three   ||   modern!Ivar x reader

A modern!Ivar AU

Ivar x f!reader

CW: swearing, lots of bad language and shit talking, threats and verbal abuse, standover tactics, intimidation. Mentions of gentrification. Minor sexual content.

Synopsis: Your dad’s bar is a local landmark, your pride and joy, your livelihood. But Lothbrok Developments also has it in their sights. You’ve managed to resist their dirty standover tactics for months now, but when their infamous CEO Ivar Lothbrok gets involved do you even stand a chance? A fiercely independent and practiced businesswoman, you’re stubborn as hell with a reckless tendency to speak your mind, so you like to think you can handle anything the blue-eyed businessman throws at you.

But, in reality, you know it’s never that easy to resist temptation.

Thank you to @leilabeaux for the inspiration and cheerleading, and help storyboarding. I love you more than I love cake. 

Tag team: @deans-ch-ch-cherrypie​ @youbloodymadgenius​ @serasvictoria​ @quantumlocked310​ @alexhandersen-marcoilsoe-fandom​ @teishalicious @heavenly1927 @oldglitterstory @pomegranates-and-blood  @ivarsgard @lordsexmachine @quietborderline @xbellaxcarolinax @aprilivar  @carlandonorri-s @theanxietyqueen17 @illyrianhighfaerie @crazybunnyladysworld @funmadnessandbadassvikings @onyxskeleton29 @katfett @grimeundglow @beware-thecrow  @zuxiezendler @southernbe @love-all-things-writing @a5hl3y5ibley @alicedopey @oddsnendsfanfics @ecarroll1978 @ritual-unions-gotme @mrsalwayswrite @peaceisadirtyword @revolution-starter @peachyboneless @pokeasleepingsmaug @istorkyou @youbelongeverywhere @that-virgo-witch

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Catch up! Chapter One | Chapter Two

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Chapter Three

It’s not often Ivar Lothbrok is lost for words, but he’s thankful now that he is practiced in schooling his face into expressionless blankness at the drop of a hat. 

He stares straight ahead for a while, pretending to watch where they’re going, trying to calm his racing heart, his shallow breath. The scent of shampoo reaches him, and he glances sideways at you, noticing for the first time your hair is wet. Like you were fresh out of the shower. Where you’d been naked. 

Oh, Gods. 

He swallows thickly and closes his eyes, taking a deep breath, letting it out slowly as he tries to regain some sort of semblance of composure. 

Bloody Hvitserk was right. 

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#ivar the boneless #ivar the boneless x reader #ivar smut #modern ivar

[leilabeaux]

Vikings fic: The Best of Everything   ||   modern!Ivar x reader

A modern!Ivar AU

Ivar x f!reader

CW: swearing, lots of bad language and shit talking, threats and verbal abuse, standover tactics, intimidation. Mentions of gentrification. 

Synopsis: Your dad’s bar is a local landmark, your pride and joy, your livelihood. But Lothbrok Developments also has it in their sights. You’ve managed to resist their dirty standover tactics for months now, but when their infamous CEO Ivar Lothbrok gets involved do you even stand a chance? A fiercely independent and practiced businesswoman, you’re stubborn as hell with a reckless tendency to speak your mind, so you like to think you can handle anything the blue-eyed businessman throws at you.

But, in reality, you know it’s never that easy to resist temptation.

Thank you to @leilabeaux​ for the inspiration and cheerleading, and help storyboarding. You’re an absolute treasure, sis. 

Tag team: @deans-ch-ch-cherrypie​ @youbloodymadgenius​ @serasvictoria​ @quantumlocked310​ @alexhandersen-marcoilsoe-fandom​ @teishalicious​ @heavenly1927​ @oldglitterstory​ @pomegranates-and-blood​  @ivarsgard​ @lordsexmachine​ @quietborderline​ @xbellaxcarolinax​ @aprilivar​  @carlandonorri-s​ @theanxietyqueen17​ @illyrianhighfaerie​ @crazybunnyladysworld​ @funmadnessandbadassvikings​ @onyxskeleton29​ @katfett​ @grimeundglow​ @beware-thecrow​  @zuxiezendler​ @southernbe​ @love-all-things-writing​ @a5hl3y5ibley​ @alicedopey​ @oddsnendsfanfics​ @ecarroll1978​ @ritual-unions-gotme​ @mrsalwayswrite​ @peaceisadirtyword​ @revolution-starter​ @peachyboneless​ @pokeasleepingsmaug​ @istorkyou​ @youbelongeverywhere @that-virgo-witch​ 

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Chapter One

There’s a whiteboard above one end of the bar, covered in writing. Most of them are motivational quotes, scrawled in all different kinds of handwriting. Some are funny, some are poignant, but there’s one that stands out to you: 

The happiest of people don’t have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything they have. 

It’s kind of your life motto. Well, that and something about glasses being neither half-empty or half-full; they’re always refillable. And yeah, it’s cliched, it’s corny, but it’s kind of true. 

This bar isn’t much, but it’s yours. It started out as your dad’s. You lived in the flat above the bar until you turned fifteen and went away to school, and all your childhood memories revolve around this place.

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#read this #it’s so good #ivar the boneless #ivar x reader #ivar the boneless x reader #vikings au

[leilabeaux]

Hey, now…you started this fire. I only poured gasoline all over it.

*COMING SOON* - The Best of Everything   ||   A Modern!Ivar AU

Damn you, @leilabeaux

I love you, boo

A modern!Ivar AU

Synopsis: Your dad’s bar is a local landmark, your pride and joy, your livelihood. But Lothbrok Developments also has it in their sights. You’ve managed to resist their dirty standover tactics for months now, but when their infamous CEO Ivar Lothbrok gets involved do you even stand a chance? A fiercely independent and practiced businesswoman, you’re stubborn as hell with a reckless tendency to speak your mind, so you like to think you can handle anything the blue-eyed businessman throws at you.

But, in reality, you know it’s never that easy to resist temptation.

Tag team: @deans-ch-ch-cherrypie @youbloodymadgenius @serasvictoria @quantumlocked310 @alexhandersen-marcoilsoe-fandom @teishalicious @heavenly1927 @oldglitterstory @pomegranates-and-blood  @ivarsgard @lordsexmachine @quietborderline @xbellaxcarolinax @aprilivar  @carlandonorri-s @theanxietyqueen17 @illyrianhighfaerie @crazybunnyladysworld @funmadnessandbadassvikings @onyxskeleton29 @katfett @grimeundglow @beware-thecrow  @zuxiezendler @southernbe @love-all-things-writing @a5hl3y5ibley @alicedopey @oddsnendsfanfics @ecarroll1978 @ritual-unions-gotme @mrsalwayswrite @peaceisadirtyword @revolution-starter @peachyboneless @pokeasleepingsmaug @istorkyou  

#this shit is going to be goooood #ivar the boneless #ivar au #ivar smut #ivar x reader

[leilabeaux]

You’re the most recognised and internationally praised superhero, but you don’t fight any crime. Instead, you use your powers over stone and metal to repair the damage caused by the catastrophic fights other heroes get into.

#writing prompts #writers on tumblr

[leilabeaux]

bonus points if someone comes in and interrupts you and you have to start all over.

#no this hasn’t been me all day #writing

[leilabeaux]

Writer Permission Slip

Go as slowly as you need to in order to complete your writing project(s).

Prioritize other responsibilities if necessary. It’s okay.

Prioritize rest and self-care if necessary. It’s okay.

Re-write those 6k words you slaved over for weeks. It’s okay.

Slog through that boggy, swampy middle you always dread. It’s okay.

Writing fast is often glorified in the writing community. But some people just physically cannot do that for whatever reason. It’s perfectly okay to write slowly.

[leilabeaux]

i’m just trying to live and this?

#arnas fedaravicius #sihtric

[leilabeaux]

What thoughts? I don’t know what you mean. 😅😅😅

not to be horny on main but arnas is one of the hottest man i have even seen

#sihtric

[leilabeaux]

Well hellur there! 😏

I am looking respectfully I am openly objectifying

[leilabeaux]

Best Pixar short?

the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him

[leilabeaux]

A Beautiful Chaos: Entropy || AHA for Pride Month 2021 (explicit) Part 2/3

This is part of the Beautiful Chaos ‘verse, which you can find in full here. It’s doesn’t necessarily fit in anywhere in particular in that list, so you could read this quite easily on its own.

Synopsis: finding someone who can help you find your inner wildness is sometimes the best way to find your inner peace.

CW: heavy R18+ for sexual content (dom/sub dynamic, orgasm denial, anal play, sex toys, F/F/M, M/M/F, oral, M/F, dirty talk) language, discussion of LGBTQIA+ issues, experimentation, coming out.

Notes: This is for my love, @southernbe​​ who hassled me periodically about writing more. It was the kick up the ass I needed. Thanks babe! Thank you also to @deans-ch-ch-cherrypie​​ and @leilabeaux​​ who ironed out the clangs.

Tag team: @southernbe​​ @deans-ch-ch-cherrypie​​ @alexhandersen-marcoilsoe-fandom​​ @live-love-loki​​ @grimeundglow​​ @ecarroll1978​ @oldglitterstory​​ @leilabeaux​​ @heavenly1927​ @katfett​​

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#aha fic #alex høgh andersen #alex hogh x ofc