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Found an old post that uploaded even older mspaint images I made as a kid and this one is making laugh so fucking hard holy shit

#lane speaks #just out of curiosity i was looking through memes i had made and this one is fucking DESTROYING MEEE FJDHDBFB #every time i look at it I'm in hysterics #i must have been 11/12 at the time when i made it #and it somehow perfectly encapsulates modern post-ironic shitposting #minecraft #slenderman #slenderverse #memes #herobrine #I'm like lightheaded from laughing so hard

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#dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #chilchuck tims

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[ID copied from alt: a screenshot of a search result for drill chucks, where a red circle and arrow have been added that points to the word "drill chucks" and inside the circle is chilchuck tims from dungeon meshi. End ID.]

#lane speaks #i was watching a doll customizing vid that showed one of those and was like 'wait lol' #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #chilchuck tims #memes

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NEXT TIME, YOU INVITE PAM

#monster factory #the final pam

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Submitted by @sky-the-snail-fanatic

#kinda? i know a good chunk of a couple Spanish songs but not the whole thing

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People are getting really really fascist about peaceful protesters and it’s getting scary lol

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this website is cuckoo bananas. for years i’ve been watching trans girls post “hey, have you considered that even though trans guys are obviously treated worse than cis guys, the limited male privilege that they do have access to means that they are taken more seriously, treated less dangerously & just respected more than trans women in most if not all circumstances” and everybody’s been going nuts like, calling us separatists, calling us “divisive” for even pointing out men in the trans community can be misogynistic etc.

and then today, i saw a pretty mild post from a trans guy saying “passing as a man is so weird. other men are treating me with more respect than they treat my girl friends in public now. i used to have to argue & cite 100 sources for anybody to listen to me, and now all i have a beard all i have do is say ‘hey maybe women should be treated better’ and everybody listens to me immediately”

….and then i go into the notes and there’s a bunch of transandrophobia bloggers saying “wow, you really opened my eyes… i never saw it this way before…” like am i going crazy??? am i the only one who sees the incredible irony here? maybe you guys… here’s a thought… should listen to women also?

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please please never stop being annoying about that one thing you really care about

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when the artists voice cracks in desperation 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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"I can fix him" "I can make him worse" OK well I can sit behind him and wrap my arms around his middle and comfortingly rock him side to side

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died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it

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Marcille: "Uhhh . . . I'm so hungry . . ."

Laios: "We should have waited until we were at the end of this maze to kill and eat the minotaur. Senshi, what do we have left?"

Senshi: "We're good on water due to that aquifer leaking into the maze, but otherwise all we have left is my spices and this unopened bottle of benadryl."

Laios: "Hmm . . ."

Marcille: "Laois, look at me. Benadryl isn't food."

Laios: "I know that, but what if we were to kill and eat the Hat Man?"

Chilchuck: "WHAT?"

Senshi: "What's the Hat Man?"

Marcille: *sighs* "It's a shared hallucination, generally induced by certain kinds of drug intake. Some mages have tried to study if it's real but were unable to prove that it stayed tangible or present after they sobered up."

Senshi: "So that benadryl would lure the Hat Man to us, and give us a chance to fight it? That will be tough. Sounds like we will have to kill, cook and eat it all before the medicine wears off if it will lose tangibility otherwise."

Laois: "That's it! If we need only one or two of us to kill the Hat Man, then the rest can be dosed up only right before the meal is done cooking."

Senshi: "There's one problem with that. Dwarves are basically immune to any tallmen drug that isn't prescription strength. I'll need half the bottle just to have enough time to eat the meal. Chilchuck, you'll be able to use it the most efficiently because of how little you weigh. I can make sure that the fire is ready, but you'll have to fight the Hat Man alone and dose Marcille afterwards to help you with the cooking prep. Laios and I shouldn't risk taking more than needed just to eat."

Chilchuck: "ARE YOU CRAZY?! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THE HAT MAN IS REAL! And I don't do the fighting in this group! There's NO WAY that-"

Narrator: And so with their plan formulated, Chilchuck took a heavy dose of benadryl and prepared to fight the Hat Man in single combat.

#so incredibly obsessed with this #fics #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi

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Aging is hot. Gray hairs are hot. Smile lines are hot. Get with it.

#I HAVE A NEW GRAY HAIR COMING IN RIGHT AT THE FRONT I LOVE HERRR #i love my gray hairs 🥰

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(Hit it like) hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom (Get it hot) get it hot like Papa John (Make a bitch) make a bitch go on and on (It's a fem) it's a femininomenon!

Chappell Roan - Femininomenon

#thank you for my life chappell roan #audio #music #jams #chappell roan

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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

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Images that go hard as fuck

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happy lesbian visibility

[Image description. Two butches hold each other and share a kiss. One tugs the other closer by the carabiner attached to their jeans. Above them two carabiners interlock in a heart shape where the words “butch 4 butch” are written. End ID]