The Midwestern Princess
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why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen
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those ads that were like I’m Under Attack.. I need your Big Cock to Save my Kingdom…. Click Now M’Lord…
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New York City, New York.
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💙💚
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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.
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im not a very patriotic woman but i nonetheless whole-heartedly support every drive-through employee’s constitutional right to be blazed out of their fuckin gourd
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i’m so much more than just a hater. i’m also a lesbian.
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The moon's umbral shadow created by the total solar eclipse seen from the ISS.
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