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Even a man who is pure of heart,
And says his prayers by night,
May yet become a beastly wolf,
when the autumn moon is bright.
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Tall, geeky bean pole and her short feral creature of a wife
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I genuinely don't know what happened to the original Lesbian Twilight, it was on my shelf in a very obvious place one night and when I woke up in the morning it had gone.
Since then I can completely changed the layout of my room and it never resurfaced
The only logical explanation is that someone (or something) took Lesbian Twilight from me because what I was creating was too powerful. Have I learnt my lesson? No! Lesbian Twilight shall be created and I will be it's creator!!!!!!
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I never did find my copy of Lesbian Twilight
SO I'VE BROUGHT ANOTHER SECOND HAND COPY OF LIFE AND DEATH AND I'M DOING IT AGAIN !!!!
I said I cannot be stopped
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He wants you home, Lee-lee, where you belong.
LEAH CLEARWATER aka most badass woman in the twilight universe.
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I HAVE LOST LESBIAN TWILIGHT
IT IS GONE
IT'S NO LONGER ON MY BOOKSHELF
THIS IS A CONSPIRACY
IT IS CLEAR TO ME NOW THAT I AM FORGING WHAT MAY BE THE MOST POWERFUL OBJECT TO GRACE THIS EARTH AND SOMEBODY IS TRYING TO STOP ME
LESBIAN TWILIGHT CANNOT BE STOPPED
I SHALL NOT REST UNTIL THE DEED IS DONE
THE MORE WORDS I FLIP THE MORE POWERFUL IT BECOMES
THE WORLD MAY NOT BE READY FOR WHAT COMES
BUT THAT CANNOT STOP ME
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Yeah well when i kiss my android gf all her colored lights turn pink and it’s very cute
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I am writing a research essay and in one of the articles I am reading for it, the writer asks a question. In Twilight, Bella leaves her humanity to become vampire. In Shrek, Fiona gives up her humanity to become become ogre. Yet, Bella's choice is seen as bad, while everyone is happy with Fiona. The question this article poses is
Is Shrek more appealing as a spouse than Edward Cullen?
Now, we can't just let this question hang in the air, can we?
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Every time i see a post or tweet about twilight being gay culture or hilarious I just think about how the Quileute tribe of Washington had to set up a website specifically to combat racist misinformation that was being spread about their history and customs by stephenie meyer. Like she really just took an existing group of people with millennia of actual history and an actual mythos and culture and then just made shit up to fit her sexy mormon abstinence only tract
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Cinematic parallels
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I love that swapping Beau back to Bella makes it so everyone is super chill with the new girl being a lesbian and the lads talk to her about girls like it's nothing.
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IT BEGINS
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I think I'm going to get a tipex pen, or at least I need to not do it sat on my bed
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Ordered a second hand copy of Life and Death and it arrives today!
Just got to get some new Tipex, I haven't used it since secondary school, and we're golden!
Lesbian Twilight is soo close... I can feel it!!
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✨Okay, new different version of twilight ✨
Make it ✨🧚‍♀️gay🧚‍♀️✨
First off, if i had complete control and could go totally bananas, i would just make it insanely gay - like Edythe Cullen, Jessie Black (Jessie is a better name for her in my opinion, I’m sorry :(( ) both fighting over regular Bella Swan.
And like, that would make aaaall the dudes trying and failing to get with her even more funny, cuz she’s all like “no, Mike, I’m not going to the movies with you because I’m a lesbian™️, now go ask out Jessica before i do!”
That way, if you only change that lil’ detail, a looot of plot holes would be filled because all the weird stuff Bells overlooks could be blamed on her love for ✨Girls™️✨
And, we’ve allll been there, so, I couldn’t blame her
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I saw the dog and fish thing and it inspired me to draw this
Source of dog and fish:https://www.zerochan.net/1884420
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wolf lesbians!!! Previously featured in bad wolf, best wife
Technically lyal isnt a werewolf, she’s based on various black dog creatures in scottish folklore but whatever her and fiona are in LOVE
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All bisexuals are werewolves.
Lesbians are mermaids.
Asexuals are dragons.
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